Grace: Did you hear? The Jonas Brothers are coming here.
Sally: Ugh. I hate the Jonas Brothers.
Lorcan: I can't stand them.
Grace: I just had the best idea ever. Sally, go get Sidorio to kill them.
Sally: And how am I supposed to do that?
Grace: He likes you, right?
Sally: Hey Sidorio. Can you do me a favor?
Sidorio: Most likely. What's the favor?
Sally: I need you to come to the JB concert with me.
Sidorio: Like a date?
Sally: No, more like a mission to kill the Jonas Brothers.
Sidorio: If it's not a date, I'm not going. Maybe I'll get Lola Lockwood to take me.
Sally: Fine. (she walks away to find Grace)
Sidorio: Lola!
Jez: Oh great. What now?
Sidorio: I wasn't talking to you.
Jez: Yes sir!
Sidorio: Oh just shut up.
Lola: What now Sidorio?
Sidorio: I forget.
Lola: Well that's nice.
Jez: Wow…Sidorio, how did you already forget?
Johnny: I really don't get that Sidorio.
Sidorio: SO?! Who really cares?
Lola: Well I'd kinda like to know what you were going to ask me.
Jez: Yeah.
Johnny: Yeah, it gets kinda annoying.
Lola: Well tell me when you remember.
Johnny: Hey Jez. There's Darcy.
Jez: Really?
Sidorio: Yes.
Johnny: She hates your guts though, remember?
Jez: So?
Sidorio: So you're an idiot.
Lola: I agree.
Jez: That's unfair.
Sidorio: Yeah, unfair to Darcy. She has an idiot following her every move.
Jez: You make me sound like a stalker.
Lola: That's because you are one.
Sidorio: Yeah, Jez, you are.
Lola: You shouldn't be talking. You follow Sally everywhere.
Sidorio: Not everywhere!
Jez: Yeah, just most places.
Sidorio: Oh just shut up.
Jez: Why?
Sidorio: Because I told you too.
Lola: And Sidorio thinks he has superiority above all people.
Sidorio: That's because I do.
Jez: Shut up Sidorio.
Sidorio: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Lola: Yeah, he did. Do you need your ears checked O King of Nothing?
Johnny: At least I'm king of something.
Sidorio: And what's that?
Lola: Stupidity.
Johnny: And look who it is.
Jez: Who?
Lorcan: Hey! What's up?
Lola: King of stupidity and nothing.
Lorcan: I'm confused. What?
Lola: Johnny's the king of stupidity and Sidorio is the nonpowerful king of NOTHING.
Lorcan: Oh. That's nice.
Sidorio: NO, it's not.
Johnny: So just get out of here stupid.
Lorcan: Why don't you get out of here?
Johnny: I was here first.
Jez: No, I was.
Johnny: Actually, Sidorio and Lola were.
Sidorio and Lola: Yeah.
Lorcan: So Sidorio, are you going to kill the JB for us?
Sidorio: No, Sally refused for it to be a date.
Lola: What? Sally asked you out on a date? Why don't you just take me?
Sidorio: Now I remember. Lola, go to the concert with me.
Lola: Ok!
Jez: Congrats.(Claps)
Johnny: You two lovebirds have fun.
Sidorio: Shut up King of Stupidity.
Lola: I shouldn't have suggested that.