your name is FROGGO
you are a FROG in a BAND
one of your many FANS has just sent you this WEIRD ASS GAME THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONSIDERING TO PLAY
my awful grammar just completes this
your interests include FROGS, BANDS and and IMPROPER SYNTAX
right now you are eating a SANDWICH which deifinately NEEDS MORE BACON
sorry im watching epic meal time
you suddenly hear a banging coming from the other room
oh
it's only one of your fans trying to break down the door again
nothing to worry about
security will be here soon
suddenly A WILD FAN crashes through your window
"oh" she says, "this isnt eridan's hive"
and then she leaves
you dont understand why so many people want to see your loser neighbour
i mean
you are FROGGO
from FROGGO AND DA CREW
someone is contacting you on the frog exclusive CROAKOCHUM
FG: what,,,,
TD: got any bacon,,,,
FG: no toado you FAT LARD i paid for this bacon with my TAXES AND INSURMOUNTABLE RICHES get ur own,,,
TD: fin then i gess u dnt want 2 kno about this SWEET ASS GAEM some batshit fan send me,,,
FG: lol no i got one 2
FG: who even is geromy
TD: geromy is my browser,,
FG: lol u dumass u shud use ie
geromy is his denizen
GOOD
TD: lol wateva so u gon play it
FG: dont talk like dat to me i own u
AHUDFdfhf
i always nude dey fought
FG: but ye im gon play it im gon be so much better dan u as well
TD: bring it bitch
FG: wat about taddy
gASPU
yeah taddy!
TD: taddys dum
FG: hes twice da frog ull eva b
FG: personality wise
so tru...
FG: ur about 4 of him mass wise
TD:thats the third time uv made ddat joke dis week
FG: still funny
FG: so wat about lily or freddo
TD: o ye i bet freddos got bacon
FG: is that all you ever think about
FG: wen theres meteors rainin from the sky and da worlds endin all ull be thinkin about will be bacon
FG: help me toado im dyin
FG: i wonder if taddys got bacon
TD: me 2
FG: ok fuck just STOP ok just install da game ill take it up wit lily and tad
TD: ok bye
you hate talking to this guy. you swear, if he wasn't such a good drummer you'd fill his house with salt and watch him snap, crackle and pop like a rice crispie
anyway you got a dum bassist, a hot slunt and a chocolate bar to convince so youd better get to it
you wonder if there's any bacon
FG started croaking LP
FG: hey baby wanna yiff
SCREAMS
LP: maybe later
THE NOISE I JUST MADE
LP: what do u want
FG: wanna play a game with me and toado
LP: if this game is yiff poker then u already kno the answer
LP: (dats yes btw)
FG: appreshi8 da offer but its a vidya gaem
LP: oh ye i got dat from a fan dis mornin
FG: u 2 huh
FG: so u gonna play
LP: sure
FG: so u wanna yiff now or wat
LP: sure y not
they den proceded to have the best yiff in all of froggo history
someone is croaking you
FD: hey whats up
FG: was just yiffing wit LP
FG: u?
FD: same
FG: hey did u get dat game 2
FG: oh w8 ur not famus all u do is fuel toados ragin addiction to bacon srsly man u gotta stop dat
FG: hahaahhahahhaha
FD:wich gaem
FG: sfrogg
FD: o i got dat last week in da gaemshoop
FG: i luv bein frend wit u i can look at u and think
FG: so this is how da peasants live
FG: how does minimum wage taste
FG: like the tears ofchildren i bet
FG: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FD: it tastes a bit like bacon actaully
FD: yea iv got da game wanna b mi client
FG: wats dat
FD: lik i edit ur stuff and dat shit
FD: or u could b mi server
FG: idk lol let me instal da gaem first
FD: k
FG: bye lower class citizen
FD: cul
only 1 person left...
fuk
FG started croakin TP
FG: hey
TP: wat do u want
FG: wanna play a gaem
TP: games make me anger
TP: wen i hav anger i tak it out on mi limetless supply of guitars
TP: u kno y i hav an endless supply ov guitars
FG: cos were rich as fuck?
TP: HELL YEAH BOY
TP: is it dis gaem i got sent dis mornin
FG: yeeeah sfrog
TP: bitchin
TP: sure ill play
TP: so
TP:...
TP: wanna yiff
TP: no homo
FG: sure y not
FG: no homo obv
they then proceeded to have a non-homosexual yiff for the rest of the hour