Alright, here we go. This is my attempt at writing a Pokémon and Legend of Zelda crossover for the Wind Waker. This is inspired by that one little guy's "The Legend of Eevee: Pokeflute of Time." I did this one for Wind Waker, though, because there are already two good Ocarina of Time stories out there. So anyway, me and my fairy, Nyx, will be hosting this story.

Nyx: Hey listen! (That's me!)

Me: Nyx, Act like a Parody Day was four days ago.

Nyx: I know, I just like talking like that! Now let's just get on with this sorry excuse for a parody!

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Chapter 1: This Birthday Sucks!

It was another peaceful, painfully boring day on Outset Island. The Pokemon were going about their normal daily lives, which was basically carrying pots on their heads or watching wild Swinubs all day. Everything was quiet…

"BIG BROTHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

… Until Aryll spoke. The little Ralts's ridiculously high-pitched voice shattered a few windows, pots, and killed a nearby Wingull. She ran all the way across the tiny little island and up to the lookout, since she thought her brother would be here for some reason. Somehow, she was right, and she saw a Riolu sleeping on the platform.

"LINK!!!! WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Riolu, Link, was instantly jolted from his sleep. "Ahh! The cuckoos are coming! Run for the hills!" He then turned around and saw Aryll. "Oh, it's just you." He gripped the sides of his head and groaned, "Where am I?"

"You're up on the Lookout. I told you that you shouldn't have raided Orca's alcohol stash last night."

"Yeah, whatever. Now what do you want?" Link asked.

"Don't you remember what day it is today?"

"…My birthday?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

Link rolled his eyes. "Call it a lucky guess."

"Well anyway, big brother-"

"See, I've been meaning to ask you about that. How are we related? We're both different species, and even Grandma isn't the same Pokémon as one of us."

"Our ancestors were into interspecies breeding." Aryll said simply.

"Well, I guess that makes sense. Now what do you want?"

"I came to tell you that Grandma's waiting for you. She wants to give you your present!"

"You woke me up to tell me that? You know I hate grandma's presents! Every year it's some stupid baby boy thing!"

"What's wrong with that?"

"Do I really have to explain it to you?" He asked, glaring at her.

"Just go get your present." Aryll said in an exasperated tone.

"Fine." Link turned and jumped out of the watchtower into the water below. As he swam to shore, Aryll called after him.

"You could've just used the ladder!"

"Ladders are for chumps!" Link called back. He swam over to the other island and then ran across to his house. It took longer than normal because he insisted on sneaking around to avoid the neighbors. He did take one detour to get two Swinubs for the Miltank that lived in the house on the hill, though. He got paid twenty rupees each for them. After that, Link went back to sneaking around.

When he finally got inside, he broke some of their dishes for fun, and then stared up at the second floor. He then used Force Palm on the support beams until the floor, and the Wynaut on it, came crashing down.

"Alright!" He cheered. The Wynaut then slapped him across the face.

"Ow! Grandma!" Link whined.

"Don't 'Grandma' me, you wimp! That's what you get for destroying the house!" Grandma said. The Wynaut didn't look very happy. She instantly brightened up, though. "Happy Birthday, Link!

"Yeah yeah, now where's my stupid present?" Link asked impatiently.

"Oh, well I didn't have the money to get you a real present, so I did some trading with a bunch of shady characters and got you this bubbling cauldron off the black market!" Grandma said, pointing to the large black pot behind her. The green potion inside was glowing.

"What am I supposed to do with that?"

"Well, you could drink it-"

"No way! It's probably poison or something!"

"You could bathe in it-"

"It'll probably give me an allergic reaction!"

"Look you ungrateful little dog…" Grandma threatened. "I went through a lot to get this stupid gift, and I won't take rejection from my own grandson! Now do something with the potion, or else!"

Link stared at the potion uneasily. "Are you sure- WHOA, HEY!" The Riolu screamed as his grandma picked him up and threw him into the cauldron. His head quickly broke the surface and he started screaming.

"AHHH!!! IT BURNS!" He screeched. His thrashing tipped the pot over and he fell out. When he recovered, he found that the potion had turned his blue fur a light green color.

"Hmm, looks like you were right. You did have an allergic reaction." Grandma said.

Link responding by wrapping both hands around her neck and strangling her. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! ARE YOU TRYING TO ROAST ME ALIVE?!?!?!?!"

The Riolu eventually let go of his suffocating grandma and looked down at himself. "Aw man, I look like a retard. Hopefully this is only temporary."

"No such luck!" Grandma replied cheerfully, reading the instructions.

"…What?"

"That stuff is permanent! Which means it will never come off! And it genetically alters, so your descendents one hundred years from now will still look like that! Muahahahaha!" Grandma laughed maniacally.

Link stared at her for a moment before he finally started screaming. "Damn you Grandma! You are so lucky that you're a psychic-type and I'm a fighting-type! When I get my sword later on in this story I am going to kill you! You better hope I don't get that sword anytime soon!"

He was immediately slapped in the side of the head. "OW! Grandma!"

"What did I tell you about breaking the forth wall? Now go get your sister so we can get on with this birthday!"

Link didn't respond. He walked out of the house, grumbling under his breath about the horrible things he would do to the Wynaut. When he got outside, he covered his ears to block out Aryll's singing, which could be heard from the watchtower. He quickly pulled out some earmuffs and put them on. Smiling, he ran over to the watchtower.

When he got up there, he noticed Aryll surrounded by the bodies of several dead Wingulls that were unfortunate enough to be near her when she started singing. Aryll stopped and turned around, while Link took off his earmuffs. "Big brother, those colors look really weird on you."

"I know." He said in a deadpan voice.

"Well, now it's time for me to give you my present. I'm going to give you my most prized possession for one day only!"

"That's not much of a present."

"Yeah, but it's all I have at the moment." She threw her telescope at him.

"Fine, whatever. Thanks." Link groaned as he caught it.

"Go on, try it out!" Aryll said happily.

Link used the telescope and looked at the Staraptor postman near the mailbox. Link saw the postman look up at the sky, then start flapping his wings wildly.

"That postman looks kind of weird, doesn't he? AHH, LINK! LOOK UP AT THE SKY!" Aryll suddenly screamed.

Almost dropping the telescope in surprise, Link looked up and zoomed in on a large Ho-oh flying across the sky. Link could just see a young Pikachu in the bird's talons. Down below, some pirates were shooting them, but their cannonballs were missing by what seemed like several miles.

Eventually, the Pikachu must have grown either too angry at the bird or too embarrassed by the pirate's terrible aim, because she used Thunderbolt on the Ho-oh. While the attack didn't hurt much, it allowed two cannonballs to hit their mark. One hit the Ho-oh in the head, while the other hit the talon holding the Pikachu. Both of them fell, and Link could see the now unconscious Electric-type fall into the forest on top of the mountain.

"Link, this is terrible! That girl fell into the forest! You have to go rescue her!" Aryll sobbed when Link took the telescope away from his eye.

"Why me? Can't someone else go? You know, someone more expendable?"

"But you have to go Link! Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease-"

"Alright, I'll go!" Link shouted in frustration.

"Yay, thanks Link!" Aryll cheered.

"Next chapter."

"WHAT?!"