For those waiting on my update for Soushitsu, it's coming, I swear. Haha.

But moving on: This was a challenge, and where will I'll be posting the challenges from my dear Moses, Amanda.

She beta'd this too. I love her.

The challenge that was given was she provided the title of the ficlet, and the last line, the rest was mine to fill in.

Warnings: Yaoi. RoyEd. Crackish.

Shut Up And Sleep With Me

For once, Colonel Roy Mustang was quite perplexed. The day could not have gone by more perfectly. His usually huge pile of paperwork had dwindled to a very thin amount. The contents of the day were held in a thin folder. Hawkeye had not once stepped into his room to pry, nor to bring in more paperwork. His subordinates were all chatting amongst themselves, working and researching further, along with Havoc filing the paperwork for the most recent cases. Black Hayate was surprisingly absent, much to his relief as to his embarrassment; the dog slightly frightened him, considering who the owner was. Outside the sun was shining, and not a cloud covered the sky. The breeze blew just enough to keep the temperature at a warm state. Even the coffee had been exceptionally well made that morning. It seemed the day was just too perfect.

On top of it all, even the alchemist who normally caused him problems was well behaved. He came in and took criticism with great stride. He sat there, keeping his mouth closed, not causing an uproar. As Roy leafed through the report, he noted how well written it was, along with the organization. He had never seen something so well prepared, and to be coming from Edward Elric, it was truly a delight. Though, with the perfect, yet, boring day, he was longing for some type of entertainment. Trying to get a rise out of the boy, he started in with small comments…quite literally.

"So, Fullmetal, it seems you've come up a bit short on obtaining information…"

Nothing.

"It seems you take into very little consideration the consequences for your actions."

Not even a twitch.

"With your meager consideration of what would happen…"

The boy merely looked at him. This was starting to unnerve him. Something was definitely going on.

"Fullmetal, I just can-"

"Shut up."

"Wh-"

"Shut up."

Now he was starting to test his patience. The blonde stood up, walking over to his desk, staring him down. Was he trying to intimidate him? What was he trying to accomplish?

Roy opened his mouth, but could only move his jaw, unable to think of a retort to the boy who was now directly in front of him. And…was now straddling his lap? Wait. Something was definitely….
The blonde lowered his mouth to Roy's ear and whispered very breathily, keeping his voice low.

"Just shut up…and sleep with me."

Before he knew it, foreign lips had found their way to his. Nimble fingers were digging into his military jacket. A smaller body was rocking against him. And he was kissing back.

"I want you…now." Ed huskily whispered, working the buttons on Roy's shirt.
"Ed…we can't."

"Why?" Ed said, not pausing from running his fingers down Roy's chest. Said fingers were now working the top of Roy's pants as he trailed kisses down his chest, capturing a nipple between his teeth.

"Not here…Not right now…" Roy moaned out, moving his hips upward against Ed's.

"Oh really? Then when? When it's not April first?" Ed looked up, grinning toothily at the man before him.

"You little…" Roy's face flushed with embarrassment.

"What?"
For once, Roy was sputtering and unable to speak, a mixture of his embarrassment and anger.

Edward dismounted from Mustang, straightening his clothes up, and looking back at the man.
"So, you still up for later? You know you want me." The blonde said, winking.
"You wish, Fullmetal," was all Roy could manage.

"Psh," Ed huffed.

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