There was a door knob. The door knob died. Naruto killed the door knob. Then he killed Sasuke for being a check mark. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Naruto laughed for a long time. Then he got on the Leaning Tower of Pisa and went Godzilla and broke the tower. Then a soccer ball hit him in the face. Then he got tied up with a shoe lace and got strangled. Naruto sang his ABC's and picked his butt. Then he ate his toe. Hohoho. Momomo. Lololo. Sososo. Anyway, Naruto became Hokage but then he died from a heart attack. Then they buried him with a box of Crayola crayons and a sandwhich and a hippo. Hohoho. Momomo. Lololo. Sososo.