Hey well yea...first story...um...ok...Disclaimer!!
:Naruto walks in:
Naruto: HEY, Dattebayo!! IM BORED, Dattebayo!! DONT KNOW WHY IM HERE, Dattebayo!!
:Me: JUST SAY THE FRIGGIN DISCLAIMER, DAMMIT!!
:Naruto gets scared:
Naruto: SHE DOESN'T OWN NARUTO! JUST THE POSTERS IN HER ROOM WITH NARUTO ON THEM!! :cries anime style:
CHAPTER 1: WHY ME?
"Sakura, honey, we think it's time you got married.." Sakura's mother said while touching her daughter's shoulder. 'Yes! Here's my chance to tell them that me and Sasuke-kun are dating!' 19-year-old Sakura thought happily. Inner Sakura was doing a dance in her head, so outer Sakura wasn't really paying attention.
"And we put a lot of thought into who our baby girl should be perfect with…" her father continued, coming up to Sakura also. But inner Sakura was now imagining what her and Sasuke's wedding would look like. Still not paying attention.
"And since you're a medical ninja, you should be with someone who knows antidotes and medical things…" her mother continued. Inner Sakura was envisioning walking down the street being called 'Sakura Uchiha' by villagers. Outer Sakura: oblivious to her parents.
Sakura turned away from her parents, her eyes shining brightly with a blush on her face, hands clasped together under her chin. Inner Sakura was NOW imagining what her and Sasuke's kids would look like. "So we picked…." Her father led on. Sakura's eyes were still shining, blind to her surroundings.
"Shikamaru Nara."
Sakura turned her head around, her mid-thigh-length hair going with her. She had decided to outgrow it. "What were you saying about Ino-pig's boyfriend?" Sakura asked. Until now she wasn't paying any attention. Now that they said the name of the main attraction of her best friend's affections, she was listening. But her parents didn't seem to hear the 'Ino-pig's boyfriend' part of her question.
"Here, we'll tell you in a second, we have guests." Her father stated opening the front door to reveal, the Naras. "Ah. You're here!" her mother exclaimed happily.
0000After 15 minutes of talking0000
"Shikamaru, Sakura, please have a seat." Shikamaru's father said. Sakura and Shikamaru sat on opposite sides of the table. "Um, Sakura dear, can you please sit by Shika-kun?" Sakura's mother asked nudging her daughter.
"Um…Sure…?" Sakura answered confused. She got up and sat by Shikamaru, who looked bored. Both fathers talked about new jutsus while both mothers talked about the latest gossip. Shikamaru and Sakura just sat in awkward silence.
Sakura decided to strike up a conversation. "So, how are you, Shikamaru-sama?" she asked, smiling. "Pretty good. Yourself, Sakura-san?" he answered/questioned. "Fine. How are you and Ino-pig?" Sakura giggled when she saw Shika blush at the mention of his favorite female.
"F-fine!" he answered, voice cracking. "I heard Ino and Temari had a fight last week over you. And Ino won. Apparently Temari got a broken arm, sprained ankle, and a cracked rib." Sakura said, smiling suggestively. Shikamaru sat there, blushing darker every second. Sakura fell back laughing at his face. He looked like a bright red pineapple. Mistaking this little scenario, their parents made up their minds. "She really loves you, 'ya know…" Sakura stated, smiling softly. "I hope she does." Shikamaru said glumly.
"She does! She even told me! Haven't you ever seen the loving looks she gives you every time you're not looking?" Sakura persisted. Now Shika felt guilty. "If I tell you something, will you keep it a secret?" he whispered. "Sure!"
Shikamaru leaned over and whispered in her ear, with a blush on his face, "I asked Ino to marry me. And she said yes." He leaned back to see Sakura's shocked face. Then she whispered rationally, while smiling, "THAT'S GREAT!!"
"Children! We have an announcement!" Sakura's father said, grinning. Both young adults looked up.
"Shikamaru Nara, Sakura Haruno, from this day forth…….."
'A mission?' they both thought. Bad guess.
"You are to be married in 2 months time!" Shikamaru's mother yelled excitedly. Both young adult's jaws fell to the ground before jumping up, screaming, "NANIIII??"
"What do mean married??"
"THAT IS THE MOST CRAZIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!"
"Why would I want to marry her?!"
"Why would I want to marry him?!"
And it went on and on with the list of 'We're just friends!' and 'I don't even like him/her!' while their parents just tried to block their kids' voices out of their heads. Then the air was only filled with pants and heavy breathing. You would be tired too if you were yelling for 10 minutes.
"AWWW! Look! They're breathing together! That's true love!" Sakura's mother swooned. Shika and Sakura's head shot up. "WERE YOU NOT LISTENING TO OUR VOICES, WOMAN?! WE. DON'T. LIKE. EACHOTHER. THAT. WAY. GOD! WHY DID YOU PICK HIM/HER WHEN I'M ALREADY SEEING SOMEONE?!" the frustrated two shouted.
Their parents just stood there in shock. Then….
"You're seeing someone?! Why are you cheating on your fiancée?!" their parents yelled. Shika and Sakura just hit themselves on the head. Their ears really need cleaning. 'How was I born smart when my parents are so stupid?' they both thought.
"Who are you seeing?" her father asked angrily. "You remember Sasuke Uchiha?" Sakura sighed. "Yea…." He replied hesitantly. "He's my boyfriend." She finished. "WHAAAT?!"
"What about you, young man?" Shika's mother crossed her arms. "I'm engaged to Ino Yamanaka." Said boy said, bored. His mother's jaw dropped to the floor. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'ENGAGED'?!" his mother yelled. "I asked her to marry me yesterday. And she said yes." He said looking at the door.
Everything was quiet for the next 3 minutes. Then Sakura's father came up to her grabbing her right wrist. "Come." He said. 'He's never acted like this.' She thought, following him outside. They walked in silence until they came to a house. The Uchiha Manor.
They jumped over the fence, to the front door. Her father pounded on the door. Yea, he was mad. "Just a sec…" a voice came from behind the door. 'Oh no. Sasuke-kun.' Sakura thought, worried.
They heard movement coming from inside the door. Then, the door opened. There stood Sasuke Uchiha, in sweatpants and a T-shirt. Sakura's father's fist came crashing into Sasuke's left cheek, sending Sasuke back 5 feet into his hallway.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed, trying to run to him but failing when her father's hand wouldn't let go of her wrist. "Let me go, you bastard!" she spat at her father. He was squeezing her wrist so hard, that she started to bleed. Sakura clenched her teeth. She focused chakra into her now bloody wrist, using her insane strength to send him back 15 feet.
Now that she was free, she ran into the house, closed and locked the door with a sealing tag, and ran to her boyfriend. "Are you OK?!"
"Yea I'm fine, but what the hell was that all about?" he asked while Sakura helped him sit up. He touched his cheek and hissed as writhing pain shot through his head. "Oh, nothing. Him and the Naras just made a prearranged marriage between me and Shikamaru-"
"WHAT?!" Sasuke yelled. He was now glaring daggers at the poor rug. "As I was about to say," she put her hand on his cheek and started healing it, "They are dead wrong if they think we're going to marry each other." She finished.
Sasuke sighed a breath of relief. "Wait, so Nara doesn't want to marry you either? I thought he would be too lazy to care." Sakura chuckled. "Normally he would be lazy. But now that he's getting married to-"
"You?! I thought you said-" Sasuke out bursted again. Sakura glared at him.
"-Ino, he's not about to stand up his number one favorite female." She pulled her hand away as she finished. "When did he propose to that blonde thing?" Sasuke asked innocently. Sakura laughed at his nickname for Ino. "Yesterday."
Sasuke nodded as a sign of understanding. "So where are you going to stay for the time being?" He asked. Sakura stared. "Huh, didn't really think about that…" "You'll stay here." He told her and got up from the floor.
"Eh? Really, I don't want to be a bother to you-" but she was cut off when she was pulled up from the floor and a pair of lips kissed her. Sasuke pulled back and put his arms around her waist while his head went on top of her head. "It would be nice with some company." Sakura realized what he meant. It's been 4 years since he moved back into the Uchiha Manor and ever since the massacre, it's been empty besides Sasuke.
'He's lonely…' "Yea. I'll stay." She answered as she wrapped her arms around him to return the embrace.
yea well...little corny at the end but...yea...ok well i godda go help my bff plan a funeral for Deidara...TTTT bye. DONT KNOW WHY YOU WOULD BUT PLZ R&R!