Hello Sports fans, and welcome to my new fic, '??'. This is going to revolve around Teh Angel of N00b Pwning, or in the game, "Angel of Death", Piastol. Yes, that's right. I'm going to separate from the rest of the other fics… and this is going to be the first M-rated Humor fic!! YES!! Anyways, I hope you enjoy it! Please R&R!

The calm winds of Arcadia were flowing ever so softly through mid-ocean on that warm spring day. The sun was just rising; birds began chirping and the dew on the deck of the little schooner was beginning to shine from the rays of sunlight. As the sun slowly crept through the window of the cabin, the rays met with creamy colored skin. The sun continued to highlight the sleeping figure; it received a slight twitch in return. The sun continued to beat down on the sleeping beauty. Finally the person opened their eyes; they were a deep blue, the pupils still dilated from a long slumber. Slowly the bed-head sat up and stretched. While stretching, a beastly yawn was let out. The dog beside the bed let out its own yawn and hopped upon the owner's lap. A feminine voice spoke softly and groggily, "Hey there, good morning!" this got a friendly bark in return. Slowly the early bird got out of bed to reveal a curvy body. Now at the counter, a slam sounded. Since it was morning, there wasn't much noise. However some noise was made when a one sided conversation started up, "So… did you sleep well?"

"Ruff!"

"That's good… I slept really good…"

"Bark Bark!"

"Yeah, no kidding. Did you have good dreams?"

"Whine"

"Oh, I'm sorry… was it bad?"

(Nod)

"Oh well that's good. I had an awesome dream! I dreamt that my parents, Maria and I were all sailing around together. We had so much fun… sniff"

"Whine" the dog could hear teardrops falling. There was a long pause before the canine showed his concern once more, "Bark!"

"S-sorry… I just really miss Daddy… I really wish I could see him again…"

"Ruff… Ruff!"

"Yeah, you're right! We'll have a great day today!" the girl now had a fish lying on a plate. It was raw, but still good. She woofed it down and all there was left was some bones, one of which she used as a tooth pick. With breakfast over with, the young lady decided to get dressed in her favorite clothing: a skin tight leather combat suit, decorated with silver buttons and gray silky leggings with black pinstripes. Her hair was blue and white and was tied in three small, spiky ponytails. Once dressed, she proceeded to open her little 'Armory" and pulled out her favorite weapon, a giant blue Scythe. Just as she got done with her preparations for the day, there was a knock at the door, "Hello, is there anyone here?"

"Just a second!" The girl ran for the door, and opened it to find that there was a mailman in the doorway, "Hello… is Piastol in?"

"I'm her…"

"Oh! Well then this is for you… and so is this package," the man handed her a medium sized wrapped box, "T-thank you… what do I owe you?"

"Nothin', nothin'…"

"Okay… who is this from?"

"From the prince himself!"

"Wait, Prince of Valua?!"

"Yup! Turns out he found this in the Maw of Tartus. Don't worry, it's nothin' special apparently!"

"Okay… thank you again!"

"No problem!" with that the man waddled back to his little ship and sped off in a blink of an eye. Piastol stared intently at the package once she got it on the table. After looking and thinking for about 5 minuets, she decided to unwrap it. Once the wrapping was off, Piastol found that it was a Metal box, with her Father's name on it. She hurriedly undid the lock on the front of the box, and flipped the lid; inside she found a letter on top. She looked at the envelope, and found it was addressed 'To my children'. Upon opening the letter, she noticed something inside other than paper. It was a platinum medallion, with a strange marking on it. The marking was a circle, with a 'Y' shape, then two lines going through the sides, and another upside-down 'Y' shape under the first. It was really odd, but it seemed to have some strange power coming from it… "Strange… oh well, let's see what daddy wrote…" this is what the letter said:

Dear Sons/Daughters,

If you are reading this, I'm obviously dead or close to it, and so I want you to know that… you aren't the only ones in your immediate family. There are some other people that are your family. They are pirates. Not Black pirates, but Blue Rogues. Don't worry about this yet, I'll explain after I've given you the purpose of the items in this box. I've kept some treasured heirlooms and such in here. I want you to take care of them and protect them with your life. Of these heirlooms, I have something that is thought to be a myth; it is a black moonstone. This type of moonstone apparently makes you immune to all types of aging and sickness. It is the exact opposite of a sliver or green moonstone. You don't have the power to necessarily 'kill', 'revive' or 'Heal' someone, but rather nullify this effect. This moonstone is almost like having immortality. However it is also like being devoid of live… by just touching the stone, you will stop aging… you will remain as you were the moment you touched the stone. The only way to reverse the effect is to end contact with it. This stone also has the ability to speed up the aging process. Another use for the stone is to change positive energy to negative and vice versa. I don't have a reason to use this effect, but you might… I'll leave that up to you. Also in this box I have a medallion. It is our family crest. I know it isn't our coat of arms, however it is the sign of our family. It is a sign of power, and the ability to control universal powers. If you wear the medallion, you will be many times stronger than you are now. You will also be able to do things that no one could ever dream of. With these two heirlooms, you will be superhuman. You can defy the moons; you could rule the world… but I hope this is not your cup of tea, because I would hate to know that my children want to take over and rule the world just because they have power. Anyways, before I leave you to the rest of the stuff in here, I want to just say this one thing; remember the name 'Dyne'. He's my stepbrother. I'm not sure, but I think he said if he had a son, he would call him 'Vyse'. I think that's right… Anyways, remember both of these names, as you may come across them during your lifetime. I would suggest acting immediately if you find word of them. I don't want you to be alone… Though you may have siblings, I still want you to have a role model… well, I'll leave you to the rest of the things in this box… I will miss you, and may the 6 moons watch over you… I love you all.

With love,

Admiral Mendoza

P.S. Look at the back of this letter… I've left a brief description of all the spells allotted to you with the moonstone. Good luck!

Mendosa

When Piastol was done reading, she about fainted when she read the name 'Vyse' again. Instead, she screamed. Loud. People on Sailor's island could hear a young girl's voice screaming, "Da' hell?! Who was dat'?!" wondered a sailor inside Polly's Tavern, "Dunno… I think it sounded a little like The Angel of Death…" replied his partner. The two sailors looked at each other, and then went, "OH SHIT!!"

Vyse, a young man of 17, was a legend in the new world. He had defeated the great Valuan Armada, and even defeated the 6 Gigas that threatened to destroy the world. Now he has become a living legend. With his two trusty sidekicks Aika and Fina, both the same age as Vyse, he now freely sails the seas as he continues to search for new discoveries and treasure. Today however, he decided he would visit his parents at Pirate Isle. As his own ship pulled up for docking, he found that everyone was in the middle of the village. His father, Dyne, was looking down at the ground staring cautiously at something. Finally one of Dyne's sailors notice them and announced their arrival, "Captain—It's Vyse!"

"Hm—oh, did you say it was Vyse? Well hurry up and dock his ship. I want him to come up here and look at this. I'm sure he's wondering what I'm staring at, heh heh." With those orders the sailors all bolted for the underground port. Once his ship was moored, Vyse hopped off it without waiting for his two best friends. Once he'd reached the area where his father was, he found out what he was looking at; a black, glowing stone was at Dyne's feet, and it seemed to resemble something Vyse had already seen somewhere… "Hey dad… what the hell is that thing?"

"I'm not sure… I think it's a moonstone… but there's no such thing as a black moon… why would there be a black moonstone?"

"Say dad, you remember how I told you about the dark rift?"

"Yes, I do."

"Well we happened to find a bunch of these inside of it."

"Really? Alright then, Do you know what kind of magic it harnesses?"

"Well, black magic might be it… but I don't know the effects…"

"… Maybe we can find someone that knows…"

"Don't worry dad, we'll figure it out. In the meantime, let's just see how it reacts with our weapons."

"Sounds good to me! Let's see how she works!" with that said, Dyne placed a moonstone shard on Vyse's cutlass. However when the stone made contact with the blade, there was a blast of energy, throwing Dyne about five feet through the air. Vyse also went flying, but not so far. Everyone was somewhat awed by the event, whereas the two men were left writhing until the women snapped to and went to their aid. Vyse got right up after some heckling from Dyne's men, but Dyne was having some trouble. He was grabbing his arm, as if it was broken. It was his right arm, in which he held the moonstone with. After he'd gotten up onto his feet, Dyne went over to Vyse, "Boy… are you alright?"

"Yeah, for the most part… I'm more worried about you though!"

"Oh don't worry… I'll be fine… it's just a broken arm! That isn't bad, I've had much worse!"

"Even so, you should really get that checked up and get it fixed!"

"Well, I don't see what a Sacri crystal won't do!" Dyne used a Sacri crystal on the wound, effectively healing it, "Wait, those heal broken bones?!"

"Of course! Why, did you not know that?"

"I only thought that they healed cuts and scrapes and such!"

"No, they'll heal pretty much any kind of thing that doesn't kill ya'!"

"Well then those broken arms and legs were all for nothing! Damn!"

"Hahaha! Well, now you know!"

"Yeah, I guess… Say, what are we going to do about the moonstone?"

"… I'm not quite sure… why don't you get some more out of the Dark Rift and we'll go from there!"

"Alright, sounds good!!" with their plans set, the two of them went home for dinner.

In sailors Island, there was panic all over; the angel of death had dropped by, and was apparently looking for something. Or someone. That's why everybody was hiding. Of course the shop keeps weren't too scared at the moment. Piastol, in her surprise, had coincidentally found that her moonstone fuel was almost depleted to the point that she almost crash landed into the port on sailors isle. After buying some moonstone fuel, and finding tips on Vyse's location, she proceeded in his direction. Windmill Island. Or as we know it, Pirate Isle. On her way, she stopped by Doc's once more to see Maria. She also wanted to talk to him about Vyse.

"Doc! Are you there Doc?"

"Hello! Maria, who's here?"

"It's Piastol!"

"Oh, well then let her aboard!"

"Okay! Come on Piastol!" with that welcoming, Piastol hopped onto the little house boat, "Piastol! What brings you here at this ungodly time of the morning?"

"… Well, I had some questions about… Vyse…"

"Oh Vyse? What questions did you need answered?"

"Or—well, I guess it's more about his dad Dyne…"

"His father? There's nothing much I can say, I haven't ever met him."

"I know you're lying. Dyne was my Father's step brother."

"… and?"

"And that I'm somewhat related to them!"

"… I didn't want to break your father's promise… but at this point I think he wouldn't mind. He told you himself that he had a stepbrother, correct?"

"Yeah, but what's he like?"

"Dyne and Mendoza… they didn't' really get along with eachother. I mean, they still loved one another like brothers, don't get me wrong, but these two could never agree on anything. However one thing they definitely agreed on was that their children should be united rather than apart. I didn't understand what they meant, until Mendoza told me about how he and Dyne hadn't met till they were in their 20's. He told me that was the reason for their disagreements. Since they'd been raised to believe different things, they didn't find each other's views appealing. One thing that I'll never forget your father telling me was that Dyne was one hell of a guy. Not only had he built an entire crew and built a base using a deserted island, but he didn't use other people to build and or obtain things that he desired. In fact that was one of the things that they disagreed on the most. The use of people to Dyne was apparently taboo whereas your father thought it was the best use for a person. One more thing that your father could never understand about Dyne was that he always had a positive outlook no matter what the situation was. Not only that, but that attitude managed to get the man out of several bad situations that would have cost his life. Some of the things that I was hearing were absolutely amazing. The man had been able to stay out of the hands of death on many occasions. Your father held much respect for the man, even though he was a pirate. One thing I found really interesting was that when your father had you and Dyne had Vyse, they two never fulfilled their promise to eachother. Many years later however, around the time that you were about seven and Maria hadn't yet been born, the two men got together once, and I remember you, Vyse and Aika playing. I'm sure you didn't remember them however during the accident that your father died. That's why you nearly killed Aika. I'm sorry, I seem to be going off subject… anyways, another thing about Dyne is that he always wished he could have raised you himself. Mostly because of the fact that Mendoza believed in what he did, and partly because he didn't have any sort of daughter except for Aika. He didn't really feel like he was complete without having a third child. Sure he was happy with having a boy, which meant he could carry on the family name, but this is the other part of him wanting a couple of girls. He wanted to teach Vyse how to protect and defend someone at an early age so that trait would carry on. However with Aika, he was able to somewhat accomplish his goal. I could keep going on and on, but I'm sure you're falling asleep!"

"zzzzz…."

"Yeah… well, let's wake her up I guess… Piastol!" he shook her gently to wake her up. She was up instantly, "Wh-wha?! What'd I miss?!"

"Nothing, nothing… just the useless little monolog that I was spewing a few minutes ago…"

"Oh… about Dyne?"

"Yeah. Listen, just go to Windmill Island and see Dyne and Vyse. I'm sure you'll get a kick out of Vyse's reaction to your relation with him! Haha!!"

"I'm sure! Until next time Doc!!" with that she bolted out the door and jumped onto her little schooner, and was off in a flash.

Well, this is the end of Chapter one… well, I think this is kinda' just something I had on my mind… I want to see where this goes, and I know how I want it to end up. Plus I kinda' wanted to get something to the people. I haven't been on here for a long time… about 2 or 3, maybe even 4 months, give or take… anyways, give me great ideas as always, and please remember to R&R! Have a wonderful day!

-JT Jewels