A/N--I got bored, and I haven't slept in about more then 12 hours which isn't good for me…..yeah………I don't own anything not even air……….booooooooooooooored………….on with story if you actually sat and read this stupidity…………..

(at the Cullen's house its just Bella and I am gonna say Emmett cuz I can and you cant stop me)

"Hey Emmett?" said Bella after about three hours of sitting watching tv with her baby sitter Emmett.

"What Bella?" asked Emmett.

"I am hungry" she said.

"Then go make food" he replied not taking his eyes away from the tv.

"Can you make me macaroni and cheese?" she said giving him a puppy pout.

"fine"

(Bella is happy cuz he went to make her food, which she only said so she could take over the tv, but she wasn't about to tell him that)

After a few minutes, Bella hears Emmett screaming like a 6 year old girl, so she goes to the kitchen to see what happened.

There Emmett was, running around in circles with a pot of flames in his hand.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Emmett.

"Go outside you idiot!" Bella yelled at him as he took off out the back door. Bella ran after him, after grabbing the fire extinguisher.

Emmett was now running around outside in circles at vampire speed. "Put it on the ground!" Bella ordered him.

He put in on the ground and ran off into the woods still screaming. She used the fire extinguisher, and quickly put it out, and when Bella looked into the pot she couldn't help but start laughing.

Emmett hearing her laughing finally stopped screaming and ran back to see what was funny.

When he got back she found Bella on the ground clutching her sides with tears streaming down her face.

"What is so funny Bella? I wanna know come on tell me tell me tell me?" Emmett begged like a two year old.

"You……you…burned……a….an….em……emp…empty pan" she finally gasped out in between fits of laughter.

The look on Emmett's face made it look like he was about to blush, but that is impossible for vampires. "Yeah there is no reason to tell anyone about this tomorrow when they get back." Emmett said before walking calmly back into the house leaving Bella to try to compose her self on the ground.

FIN!!

A/N so like I said I need sleep and I just thought of it I have actually almost done this I for got that I put a pan on the stove and it was empty and heating up, but it didn't catch on fire or anything. So anyway, REVIEW!!

Ashlie