Anarchy, Truthfully is just an experimental fic. To test a few aspects of my writing. I personally think I suck at writing and think I have ruined Anarchy for all it's worth. But surprising thing is, the many alerts, hits, and favs the story has gotten. This story you are reading, if your reading it, is what I wanted to write from the beginning. This is the story I will but my heart and soul into. This is Uzumaki Naruto's rise, from pathetic annoying boy to an unstoppable force of lustful evil power. A little story I'd like to call:
BLACK WALTZ
But first the needed crap.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Ippon Ichi's Soul Nomad. If I did Sasuke would get his ass kicked a lot more and Naruto would be doing most of the kicking. Hinata would also get her Naruto-kun. Oh and Gig would...well...be Gig. He's too awesome to even think of changing.
Warnings: Gonna have a bit of lemons. Blood, gore, language. So sit your fucking ass down and read the shitty story dick-cheese.
Konohagakure no Sato, AKA the Village hidden in the leaves, LOVED October. Seriously.
The one thing the wonderfully happy citizens of Konoha looked forward to in their lives just had to be the festival. The grand festival celebrating the birthday of their beloved Fourth Hokage, Namikaze Minato. The yellow flash made such a mark on the village not a person didn't know his name, and there wasn't a person alive in the village that wouldn't kick your ass for disrespecting said shinobi.
"That's LORD Hokage!" Was something you might hear often.
But the Fourth was...modest. He didn't like that everyone celebrated his birthday so fervently, he didn't really think he was deserving of the obvious praise. Though he never made them stop. He could. But didn't.
He'd merely...
"Please! Please! I told you last year, stop with the festival! Your making me blush..." He'd chuckle and scratch the back of his head sheepishly. Let's not forget that grin and blush combo that set the girls on fire. To bad for them, one Uzumaki Kushina already had her claws in the man.
Anyway this day, the second year of the Fourth Hokage Deluxe Festival, was even more special. Sort of.
Kushina, having finally reached the peak of pregnancy, is due for birthing their soon-to-be son. His name would be...er...well they haven't thought of anything yet. Minato figured it'd be a spur of the moment kind of thing and Kushina just thought a combination of their names would be good. Minusha? Shinato? Er...whatever.
The only reason this day wasn't as good as it could be probably had something to do with the raging demon fox heading towards them. Despite that fact the villagers seemed perfectly happy. Completely unaware...oops! I shouldn't have said anything. My bad, hehe.
"You think we should tell them?" Minato turned away from the crowd gathered at his ridiculous mansion.
A old, yet young looking for his age, white-haired man glared at him. "You ask that now? Looking down at them from your fancy balcony?"
"H-Hey! I never asked for the mansion! They forced it on me!" Minato attempted to protest, pointing down at the crowd of people. Unfortunately said crowd took this as a sign to cheer louder.
"You bought it." The man pointed out.
"Well...your old!"
"Great comeback. Nice to see my pupil has some brains."
"Shut up Jiraiya-sensai..." Minato sighed, turning back to the crowd. "I'll tell them."
The young Hokage cleared his throat, effectively shutting up the crowd. "Citizens of Konoha. I must regretfully inform you that Konoha will now be put under a state of alarm. A very powerful force is on it's way here to attack us. All citizens are to take shelter and all active ninjas are to report to the tower for briefing."
Jiraiya chuckled lightly as he leaned against a wall. The old man crossed his arms and mouthed Minato's last words along with him. He could almost hear the excitement in the blonds voice.
"That...is all."
And with a dramatic turn leaving his robes fluttering, Minato walked away from the balcony and into his house. "Good work...Yondaime-sama." Minato spared his sensai a awkward smile. "Couldn't do it without you Jir-Jir-Jir..."
Time halted and repeated, flickering like a skipping CD or a glitching computer. The lights went out and came back on, growing fuzzy with the final image of a smiling Blond man. The smile...changed...into something else.
Something sad. Something dark.
Naruto grunted in his sleep. "That dream...again?" He mumbled into his pillow.
He was tired...but he had to get up soon. As if the emphasize the point his alarm clock went off with a series of rather annoying beeps, clicks, and whirs. Said clock was promptly tossed out of the window.
Living alone was annoying to him, without anyone to tell him how urgent his schedule was Naruto felt too lazy to even move. 'Did I just complain about not having someone to nag me?'
Grunting again the blond went about his morning ritual of washing himself, his teeth, and tossing on his clothes. Munching idly on a piece of toast Naruto opened his door, letting the sunshine in. He enjoyed the pair of knuckles hitting his bare forehead.
"Wait...What?"
"Oh, Naruto...your awake?"
Naruto blinked oddly at his pink haired teammate Sakura who was holding a small slip of paper in her hands.
"Er, yeah. What's up Sakura-chan?"
"Just this." She mumbled handing him the paper. "Don't know why I was sent..."
"A mission?" Naruto said reading over the slip of paper. Oddly enough he was recruited for a 'special' mission, courtesy of the Hokage. Sakura shrugged,"Something about a letter." The kunoichi shrugged again and walked off.
Naruto yawned, feeling that this would be a very slow day. "I got time..." He thought, deciding he'd stop by and visit someone first.
XXXXXX
Seeing Kiba and Shino wasn't much of a shock, and they in turn showed no surprise at his appearance either. "Here again Naruto?" Kiba nodded stiffly at the blond, still not quite over his loss. Shino was silent as usual.
"Yeah. She any better?"
Kiba nodded again, "Doc said she'd be ready in time to watch the exams."
"That's good."
"Naruto...my bugs indicate that you smell slightly of the Hokage. Do you have a mission?" Shino turned slightly toward the blond, intent on getting every detail.
"Er...yeah. How-"
"What? A mission before the final stage of the exam?" Now Kiba was interested. He knew everyone took this time to train, he figured the Third would know that.
Naruto shrugged. "Maybe the old man thinks it'll help my training. Better than falling off a cliff..."
"Say what?"
"Nothing." Naruto sighed and pushed his way past the two to stand before the bed. He was lucky they let him into the hospital at all. He always seemed to be causing "Un-due stress" on the patients. Hopefully not to Hinata.
She was sleeping, like all the other times he was there...she looked so peaceful. Naruto had promised to defeat Neji for her, but now he wasn't so sure he could do it. "Naruto." He felt Kiba's hand on his shoulder.
"Your going up against Neji, right?" Naruto nodded.
"I want you to beat him into the ground..." Kiba growled, his grip on the blonds shoulder tightening. "For Hinata. For me and Shino..."
"For everyone." Naruto finished.
Kiba gave him an odd look. "Yeah." He figured Naruto would be cheering and going on about how he'd never lose or some bull like that. "Dattebayo" and all that jazz. Surprisingly the shinobi seemed like...well, a shinobi.
Calm. Thoughtful. Strong.
Kiba thought...no, he knew Naruto would win. He just had the powerful feeling that this blond idiot was more than he thought, that he would become strong. He had no idea how right he was.
"Well, it's about time I head out. Let her know I was here okay?" Both boys nodded and moved to let Naruto reach the door. The blond was gone. He didn't see Hinata's eyes peek open a moment later.
"He's gone."
"T-thanks, Kiba-kun. I didn't w-want him to see m-me like this."
"Don't worry bout it. Just go back to sleep."
"O-okay."
"...Kiba-kun, Shino-kun?"
"Yeah?"
"Those doctors are c-creepy."
XXXXXX
"Naruto, there you are." The sandaime was wait for what seemed like hours wait for the last member of the team that would be doing this mission. All he had to do in the meantime was...ugh, paperwork. Thankfully Naruto enter the door not a moment after he stamped his first paper.
"Yeah, I- Hey...Ino. You here too, Shikamaru?"
Ino stared at Naruto for a moment before turning her glare on the Hokage. Full force. "Whaaat!? We got Naruto on our team? What gives?" She screeched nearly knocking Sarutobi out of his chair and out the window. Shikamaru merely sighed a signature, "Troublesome."
"N-Now now Ino-chan, Naruto is a very capable Shinobi and-"
"Bullcrap! He barely passed the academy!"
Naruto had to resist the urge to cut the girls throat. He was tired of playing games with these screeching girls. Sakura, sure he thought she was cute but to say he loved her took practice.
And to say it to her face...ugh, he nearly puked that time. Though, when it came to looks he'd pick Ino any day of the week over Sakura...Even though she was twice as loud as Sakura.
Not as violent. That was a plus.
Ignoring all she was screaming about the blond shinobi checked her out, but of course he was smooth about it. Shikamaru was non the wiser. Naruto noted she had nice long legs but he'd seen better somewhere else, he forgets where. Her chest was pretty big for her age, undoubtedly an early bloomer. But from what he saw on Hinata once he got a look at her in the hospital, she was bigger.
But there was something Ino had going for her the other girls didn't, or at least from what he's seen up till now.
She had a nice ass.
Dragging his eyes to the terrified Hokage he idly thought on the things he'd do to her in a dark alley. "Hey old man. What's the mission?"
Ino glared at Naruto with what could only be described as hate. Shikamaru was surprised Naruto was actually quiet for once. And Sarutobi was happy to finally have his ears free of screaming.
Before Ino could open her mouth he cut her off.
"Y-Yes Naruto. You three are to deliver a letter to the Daimyo of our country. The letter is top secret and none of you are to open it." He paused expecting a outburst from Naruto. Once again, to everyone's surprise, the genin was quiet. "Uh, the Daimiyo's castle is to the North of our village near the border. It should be relatively simple, only spanning two or three days."
"Hokage-sama, if I may."
Sarutobi nodded and Shikamaru stepped forward. "What about me and Naruto. We are supposed to be training for the exams."
The sandaime had expected this of course. "I know that. And since you will be doing this mission without a Jounin-sensai I have provided a few scrolls of this villages jutsu. You will find they fit all of your needs, including Ino's."
A chunin handed Shikamaru a rather large bag. "There...are Nara clan scrolls in here. I haven't even seen some of these."
"There are Yamanaka clan scrolls in there as well. Those are for you and Ino." The old man continued, his hands tenting under his chin. "And Naruto-kun, you will find a few jutsu to your liking as well."
Shikamaru handed the bag to Naruto, giving him and nod that obviously said he was to carry the bag. The blond peered though the jutsu, surprised at the mix. There were Katon, Doton, Fuuton, and even suiton jutsu. Not surprising there was a few other miscellaneous ninjutsu too.
What was the most surprising was the genjutsu scrolls. They had an odd red symbol on them.
"Those are courtesy of Yuuhi Kurenai. She saw how you defended Hyuuga Hinata and thought she'd lend you a hand."
Naruto nodded and slung the bag over his shoulder. He'd find a proper way to secure them later. For now the Sandaime had his attention.
"This is a C-Ranked mission. Or rather it was." He sighed, not sure if he should tell. "Due to the fact you are carrying Konoha jutsu, this will be made B-ranked. There is also the chance of encountering rouge shinobi."
"B-ranked with no Jounin?" Ino gulped. She wasn't too confident in her abilities after that match with Sakura.
"Only due to the scrolls. And any ninja encountered still in Konoha will undoubtedly be weak. Mercenary level at best."
They all seemed to settle at this.
"Prepare yourself. You leave within the hour."
"Hokage-sama. One last question." A nod. "Why isn't Choji coming with us? Considering the team now you obviously were intedning on sending Asuma-sensai's team."
"Your right Shikamaru." Sarutobi smirked, having made his point he knew just about everyone's name. "But Asuma is training Choji for...something special. So we had to replace him with someone just as capable." He made sure not to offend Naruto.
"And the Jounin?" Now Shikamaru was curious.
"All training their students."
"I see..."
"Well, if that's all. We'll meet at the gate in an hour." Naruto yawned and waltzed out, bag slung over his shoulder. Shikamaru shrugged and Ino fumed. "Who does he think he is ordering us!?"
But she'd be there in an hour anyway.
Meanwhile Naruto would find a nice quiet place alone on the training grounds. There he'd spend an hour training...with the use of Kage Bunshin he'd learn quickly. Contrary to popular belief he knew the uses for the clone jutsu since he first used it.
XXXXXX
Ino stood at the gate, on time, just like Naruto said. And for that, she was pissed. What irked her even more was that Shikamaru didn't seem to care. "Just who does he think he is!? He's even late!"
"Am not."
She turned on her heel to come face to face with Naruto. Almost literally.
"W-What?" She flinched back to avoid kissing the other blond.
"I said, "Am not." What, you deaf?" For this close Ino noticed Naruto had really blue eyes.
"O-oh...Wait." Ino took a shirt-full of...er...shirt. Why wasn't he wearing that stupid orange jumpsuit?
"Your late!"
"Am not." Naruto repeated, standing over Ino at his full height. She couldn't for the life of her remember if she was taller than him or not. Shikamaru did.
"Naruto. You have a growth spurt in the past hour?"
Naruto shrugged, walking past Ino, freeing himself without much effort. Truth is he's always been taller than Ino, and everyone else in class for that matter. It was a classic tactic; When your small, people automatically assume your weak, and thus they underestimate you. Naruto played that card and played it well.
He was just tired of looking up at everyone now. It was hell on his neck.
So he released the genjutsu no one bothered to try and see through.
"Naruto." Ino was getting frustrated...who was the dead last to ignore her like she wasn't there?
"59 seconds."
"What?"
"We were given the mission at 2:00 PM. It is 3'o'clock...and 59 seconds."
"...What?" She repeated.
"It means that since it was not yet 3:01...the hour was still in effect. I'm not late. Got here before the 60 seconds were up."
Shikamaru gave him an odd look. "What 60 seconds?"
"The 60 seconds between 3 and 3:01."
"...Once it hit 3:00 the hour was up Naruto."
The blond grunted and shook his head. "No, the hour isn't up until the next minute after the hour neared it's end is up."
"N-no...the-"
"Ino. Drop it. He's not going to give up." They both agreed that Naruto was too stubborn to see he was wrong. Or right...which ever one it was.
Signaling he was ready, Naruto took point and lead the team out of Konoha's gates and into the trees of Hi no Kuni.
XXXXXX
"But Daaaaddy!" The princess of fire country whined, her tired father giving her a weary look. He was getting sick and tired of her whining about this and it was driving him insane! 'I want a boyfriend this, I want a boyfriend that' it was annoying. But like any father who knew that by spoiling his daughter rotten, he'd ruin any peace he could have had, he gave up. "Fine, fine! Whoever you wish to date is fine by me."
He waved his hands in, what he thought was a fancy manner, "You'll have my blessing."
His beautiful daughter squealed in delight at this and scampered away to her room. The Fire Daimiyo grunted and fanned himself with his hand. It was entirely too damn hot today. He just hoped his daughter wouldn't end up with some idiot.
Wait, never mind. And idiot would be easy to manipulate...he wanted and idiot. What he didn't want was a "bad boy".
Girls seemed to like the bad guys...and he knew what a teenage "bad boy" would want with his daughter...
Somewhere a certain blond shinobi found it utterly impossible to stop smirking.
XXXXXX
After about five or so hours of endless running and tree hopping the group found it futile to go on seeing as they needed to rest. Except for Naruto who was feeling restless. He tried to calm himself by pacing the small camp they'd made while paying close attention to any noise he would make. It would not be good for his alone time to wake up Ino and have her screaming at him.
Then again. His pacing stopped and his blue eyes fell on the tent Ino had set up for herself. 'I could just slip in there, slit her throat and kill Shikamaru. From there I could...no...no that's stupid.'
'Man, what kind of thoughts am I having? Since when did I start thinking about killing people? Hell, these are my friends! Why kill them!?' Naruto growled, clawing at his scalp.
Ever since he woke up this morning he'd been feeling so antsy. He'd been trying so hard to hide it and for what he could tell, the others were clueless. But why? Was it the Kyuubi?
'Wouldn't put it past the fur ball.' He griped, a sense of dread falling over him. When was it that he meet the Kyuubi? It was yesterday wasn't it? Ever since he talked to the oddly cheerful king of bijuu, Naruto had felt so...energized. Maybe that was it...that by meeting the Kyuubi he had in fact strengthened the fox's ability to reach out his own chakra. Now instead of being limited to healing Naruto, he could infact flow his evil chakra anywhere he wanted. And in this case Naruto had already figured his brain was the target.
And that was just it.
By channeling his chakra into Naruto's brain the Kyuubi had effectively increased it's usual output by two. Namely, instead of using 10 percent of his brain like normal humans, Naruto was actually using 20. His IQ was probably doubled. But something else must have happened. Due to the red chakra from the Bijuu being corrupt Naruto's brain must have been affected by it as well.
Thus the thoughts of killing. He'd never have thought of killing his friends of comrades, and definately not this calmly.
But now that he knew it, what would he do to stop it? 'Not that I want to.'
'Wait...I have to stop it. I have to because...because.' Naruto frowned, rubbing his temples. He had to stop it, why? Because he was smarter? That was a good thing. Because he thought of killing? What kind of ninja would he be if he never killed...if he hesitated before a kill?
'I'd be killed.' Naruto always knew he'd end up taking a life. But he never thought of it so simply...so what could he do?
Accept it.
Yes...he'd accept what the Kyuubi was doing. He was becoming better because of it. Naruto was becoming better. Stronger. Smarter.
He'd always been smart. Not overly so, but enough to find out that under Kakashi's mask was(What you thought I'd tell you? Pfft.)
Kakashi swore to do whatever he was asked on the grounds Naruto never told.
But now he was smart. Maybe, dare (I)he think it, cunning?
An almost sadistic smirk crossed his lips. Naruto suddenly found an odd interest in his hands, staring at them as if they held the world.
"N-Naruto? Why are you still up? It's shika's turn to keep watch." The orange clad genin turned to see a rather sleepy looking Ino wearing...pajamas? What ninja changed into their pajamas on a mission?
Well they weren't much...not really pajamas if you thought about it. Just a tank top and some comfortable looking shorts.
"What about you Ino...why are you up?" She was slightly surprised at how...deep Naruto's voice suddenly sounded. But she shook it off.
"Pfft." She scoffed. "Bathroom obviously."
'The hell part of that is obvious to me?'
Naruto shook his head. "Whatever, I'm staying up. It's not even that late and there's no reason to wake Shikamaru." Ino gave him a look. "He'll need to be thinking clearly in the morning. He is the smartest of us." he added.
She shrugged and went about her business.
And Naruto went about his, vanishing in the opposite direction. Ino followed a moment later
...She could hold it.
XXXXXX
"Damn it Naruto where are you going." Ino hissed to herself, trailing behind the other blond who was ridiculously fast in the trees. She'd be able to keep up if it went fore these damn twigs finding their way under her foot causing her to stumble.
At least that was her excuse.
She'd been chasing him for a while and lucky her, he paused for a minute to 'bleed the lizard'. She quickly his and did her own business. After a while of going in circles, or so she thought, the blond dropped into a clearing. He mumbled something about having some peace and quiet for something before he vanished.
That's it.
Vanished.
Literally.
One moment he was there and the next he was gone...Ino was standing there, behind her (tree) hiding spot for what seemed like an eternity gawking. Just gawking at how he could merely vanish like that.
So she followed him into the clearing and promptly feel through a hole.
Some ninja she was.
XXXXXX
Some ninja Naruto was.
He'd been trying to lose Ino for the past half hour, ducking between trees and into high branches but she just wouldn't give up. He even pretended to piss in hopes that when she hide herself to keep from seeing that she'd eventually lose his trail. Hell, he ditched the moment she moved out of sight. Yet she once again came up with some way of finding him...
He gave up. If she wanted to see then he'd let her see.
"Finally...some peace and quiet so I can talk to the fo-" Naruto felt his feet, but nothing under them.
In an instant his head slammed against the hard stone floor of...somewhere. He groaned in pain feeling blood on his forehead, but he knew the wound would seal up in a second. A moment later something heavy fell on his back and he hit his head. Again. Hard.
"Ahh! W-Where am I!?" Whatever feel on him had a really annoy way of freaking out. For a ninja Ino tended to flail a lot.
"Argh! Ino, stop slapping me! S-Stop damn it!" Naruto grabbed the screeching blond's hands. The surprise of it hitting her enough to shut her mouth. For a moment at least.
"N-Naruto? Is that you?"
"Yeah. Wait a second." Naruto did his best to keep track of Ino and his own hands doing a few simple hand seals in pitch black darkness. A second later a orb of fire light up in his hand illuminating the two enough to allow them to see each other.
"Oh, Naruto. Thank god...er...how'd you learn that jutsu?"
Naruto glanced at the fire dancing in his palm. "The scrolls?"
Both seemed to remember the bag Naruto kept strapped to his back. The bag that was now sitting there at the campsite with Shikamaru.
"Well, now we need to get ourselves out of here."
"Ain't you-"
"Going to ask why you were following me? Nah." Naruto shrugged, not that she could see it very well, as he looked around for a torch or something. As luck would have it, thankfully, there was one close by in the center of the floor. It was raised on a sort of pedestal.
"I figure you thought I was acting weird. I told you I'd stay guard but the moment you leave I take off. Obviously, since this contradicted what I said previously you had to investigate where I was going. That and your the biggest gossip in Konoha, goes without saying you had to be nosy." Ino was to creeped out by the endless darkness and near infinite amount of spider webs conveniently place for her to walk through.
Naruto dropped the ball of fire into the torch. It sizzled and burned out.
"Well shit."
Naruto almost swallowed his tongue when the torch burst into multiple balls of fire that flew away to light every torch nearby. "...Well shit." He repeated as he stared at the huge stone doors in front of him. Two large kanji adorn each door, one kanji polished white and the other a metallic black.
Neither the door nor the kanji had even a speck of dust on them
"Ino?"
"H-huh?"
"Wait here."
Uzumaki Naruto, his life and persona having changed in the past seven or so hours, reached out and touched one of the doors.
His eyes widened.
And everything was pitch black once again.
Yep, that's just about it for the prologue.
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Up next. Naruto meets Gig and the story gets that much more badass. Maybe a lemon if your lucky.
Oh, btw, I have already picked two girls that will be appearing in the harem. (Ino, Hinata) Should have been obvious. I might put up a poll to vote for some others.
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