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"Commander Sky!"

Sky whipped around to see a recruit running towards him looking very concerned.

"Yes? What is it?" Sky asked.

"The Squids- they're attacking!"

"What? Now?"

"Ye-" the recruit was cut off by a scream coming from outside. Sky and the recruit looked at each other and they took off to the door.

Sky came outside to complete chaos, Squids, arrows and the occasional recruit were flying through the air. From what it looked like the Sky army was losing. Sky grasped his butter sword from it's sheath and immediately ran into the blood-soaked battlefield.

Jason's heart was pounding, he could hardly see through his helmet covered with blood, ink and dirt. His diamond sword was nearly destroyed by slicing through skin and bone. His suit was filled with rips, tears and arrows were sticking out of it. He jumped to the side to avoid an arrow only to trip over a dead recruit. A squid-human saw this and used it to his advantage, running over ready to attack the spaceman.

"JASON NOOOOOOOOO!"

The squid's head was sliced off by a familiar butter sword.

"Thanks Sky," Jason said while getting up. "I thought I was on the road to the Aether."

"Don't count on it, this battle is still going."

"DON' DO DIS SQUIDS! DON' DO DIS!"

Deadlox ran past the two, screaming with about a dozen squid-people giving chase. Jason pulled out his bow and shot a couple of arrows at the squids, felling about four.

"Wait a second, if Deadlox is there, and we're here. Then where's Ant and Quentin?"

BOOM!

They saw Deadlox go flying through the air with an explosion.

"I'm guessing that the mudkip made that. There's Ant!"

Antvenom was attempting to parkour on the heads of squid-people.

Sky turned around to see a dead recruit flying at them.

"Um, Jason?"

"Wha-OOF"

The dead recruit knocked both of them over.

"ALRIGHT! WHO'S THE BITCH WHO'S THROWING MY ARMY AROUND!" Sky said angrily while getting up from under the dead recruit."WHERE IS HE SO I CAN SNAP HIS NECK! YOU DO NOT THROW THE SKY ARMY AROUND!"

"Sky?" Jason asked.

"NO, I NEED TO SHOW THEM NOT TO MESS WITH MY FRIENDS!"

"SKY!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT JASON!"

"I think we should retreat, we've already lost too many."

"JUST LET ME DESTROY THAT FUCKING SQUID!" Sky started to walk away from Jason.

Jason grabbed Sky's shoulder.

"Yeah? And how will that compare to what they have already done? What if you get yourself killed? Who will be leader then? The old leader chose you not only because of the prophecy, but because you're strong, both physically and mentally."

"BUT THE PROPHECY WAS MESSED UP BY A SQUID! I WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE LEADER! YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!"

"But you are the leader of the Sky army, now call off retreat before more die."

"Fine."

"NOW."

"RETREAT INTO THE WOODS!"

About one hundred recruits followed the youtubers into the forest, the rest lay on the ground.

Dead.

The Sky army had lost a battle that day, tons of lives, and their home.

And I'm out, PEACE!