Just something I wrote in high school. I was bored and was debating on doing some homework. The teacher was really hot.

I don't own Hawkeye or even the name of the poem. I do, however, own the actual poem. I hope. Read and Review if you wanna...If you don't...DO IT ANYWAY!!

Just kiddin. Just a bit of silliness to give me a break from trying to write my other story which is kind of depressing. Read that one too.


ODE TO A PRETTY TEACHER

By:

Hawkeye Pierce


Teacher o teacher

So pretty so fair

Please grace us with beauty

You have some to spare


Teacher o teacher

Olympus's dream

The gods on high are jealous

Or so it should seem


Teacher o teacher

A doctor I shall be

Would you aide in my training

And play some with me


Teacher o teacher

Your class is a delight

Only to be made better

By this magnificent sight


Teacher o teacher

A sight to young eyes

Every time school lets out

Another dream dies


Teacher o teacher

So perfect so pure

Detention is a dream

A joy to be sure


Teacher o teacher

No praise could be higher

Every time you speak

You make a songbird retire


Teacher o teacher

Your beauty is divine

Did you drop from heaven

Just to be mine


Teacher o teacher

Once more will I plead

Should you turn me down

My heart it will bleed