KS: Hello everyone, I have returned. I would've been here sooner, but... my wi-fi is kinda uncooperative right now.

Tager: What do you mean, 'uncooperative'?

KS: (demonic voice) I mean, the dictator who's posing as my step-father keeps messing with it, and if he doesn't knock it off... (lightning surrounds him)

Terumi: (sarcastic) What are you gonna do, make him into a battery or something?

KS: (demonic voice) I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A BATTERY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, YOU BASTARD!

Terumi: (yelps then hides behind Relius)

Relius: (sighs) And to think, I have to work with you.

Terumi: Oh come on! Don't tell me you don't find his voice frightening in the slightest?!

Relius: Not at all.

Terumi: WELL, IT IS! IT'S REALLY FREAKIN' DISTURBING!

Kokonoe: I think it's hot.

Bullet: Me too.

Terumi: In that case, you two are just as disturbing as that voice of his.

(Kokonoe and Bullet lunge towards Terumi and beat the tar out of him)

KS: As much as I hate to admit it, I agree with Terumi.

(everyone stares at KS making him uncomfortable)

KS: What?

Rachel: (in shock) Did... did you just-

KS: Yeah, yeah, I said I agree with the snake-eyed bitch about my voice. Is that a problem.

Rachel:...

KS: I'll take that silence as a 'no', then. Now about this fic, it's going to be a little... different.

Makoto: What do you mean?

KS: Well... you'll have to read to find out.

Nu: Nu wants to be in this fic!

Lambda: Me too.

KS: Sure, sure, you two will be in it.

Luna: (angrily) What is Luna to you, chopped liver?!

KS: (growls) You'll also be in it, you ungrateful brat.

Luna: WHAT?! How dare you call Luna ungrateful, you-

KS: (rushes towards Luna and points lightning charged sword towards her) Finish that sentence, you punk. I dare you.

Luna: (faints)

KS: Well... that was random.

Kagura: (claps sarcastically) Nice going, man.

KS: What?

Kagura: You just had to go off the deep end. (points to Luna) Now look what happened.

KS: Hey, if I had gone off the deep end, Luna wouldn't be standing here right now.

Kagura: So you were going to kill her.

KS: ...Okay, let me rephrase that. If I had gone off the deep end, I would have punched Luna so hard, she'd land in another corner of the world.

Kagura: Right...

KS: Now, back to the main topic. Something will happen to Ragna in this story.

Ragna: (sarcastic) Wonderful. Like I didn't have enough on my plate as it is.

KS: Hold on, man, this is a good thing.

Ragna: How?

KS: Well... (mutters)

Tsubaki: What was that?

KS: Ragna will... (mutters)

Noel: What are you saying?

KS: Ragna will become a girl in this fic.

(silence)

Ragna: A girl? (chuckles) Well, at least I'm not... (realizes what was said) HEY, WAIT A-

KS: Let's get it started. ACTION!

To say Ragna the Bloodedge was an unlucky dude was like calling a blizzard a light snowfall. Simply put, the guy has seriously bad luck. Aside from being wanted for crashing every NOL branch in his path, having a bounty that could allow anyone to buy a small country and having maniacs gunning for his Azure Grimoire, he always seems to get into some kind of trouble. Well, to be honest, it's not that Ragna can't stay out of trouble. No where he went, trouble is always a few steps behind him. Speaking of trouble, Ragna is going to be in a whole lot of it soon enough...

"Professor Kokonoe, is he going to be alright?" Noel asked fearfully.

The grimalkin let out a heavy sigh. "I honestly don't know."

"But he's going to be okay, right?" Makoto asked, still clinging to whatever hope is left.

"I said I don't know, okay? All I know is that I sent him to investigate a seithr disruption and when he got near the source, he suddenly fainted. I sent Tager to pick him up, but the dumbass hasn't awoken since."

Noel eyes started water, fearing the worst for Ragna. Makoto notices and embraces her, trying to ease any doubts that crawl into her mind.

"Don't worry, Noel. I'm sure he's fine. I mean, this is Ragna we're talking about here. He's been in worse situations before."

"Yeah, but..."

"And need I bring up that he gave up his other arm for you? Don't tell me you've forgotten all about that."

Noel looked shocked. "Of course I haven't forgotten! I could never forget it even if I tried to!"

Makoto grinned. "That's good."

Soon enough, Celica ran towards them, panting heavily.

"There you are, Celica," Kokonoe said. "Any updates on what happened with-"

"Something happened to Ragna," Celica said, regaining her breath.

"W-What?!" Noel exclaimed.

"Something's happened to him?!" Makoto shrieked.

"Celica, what's going on?! Tell me what happened!" Kokonoe demanded.

"Follow me! I'll show you!" Celica ran towards medical ward and the other girls followed her, wondering what could've happened to the Grim Reaper.

"Did... did this really happen?" Noel asked nervously.

"I couldn't believe it when I first saw it either," Celica replied. "But... it really happened."

"Wow... I didn't think seithr could even do that to a person," Makoto gasped.

"Neither did I," Kokonoe put in. "That is, until now."

"I would like to know the reason behind this little gathering," an elegant voice called out. The girls turned around to see Rachel standing behind them.

"Well, look who decided to grace us with her presence," Kokonoe snarked. Rachel just flipped her hair in response.

"A pleasure to meet you as well, Kokonoe," she shot back. "Now, why have you all gathered here?"

Noel stepped up and spoke first. "It's about Ragna."

Rachel scoffed. "For some reason, that does not surprise me in the slightest. What has that empty-headed fool gotten himself into this time?"

Celica shifted nervously. "You'll have to see it for yourself."

Rachel raised an eyebrow, then walked towards Ragna's bed. "Really, now. Honestly, I can't even imagine-" Rachel's words fell short as soon as she laid eyes on the person in the bed. To say that she was shocked was a gross understatement.

"But... but... how?" she said.

Kokonoe shrugged. "I don't know. I got him to investigate a disturbance in the seithr level and... this happened."

Rachel's expression went from shocked (understatement) to horrified (still an understatement). "To think that seithr was a capable of such a thing..."

Suddenly, a groan was heard from the bed, catching everyone's attention.

"Hey, he's waking up!" Makoto announced rather loudly.

"Ugh... damn it, what happened?" Ragna groaned, waking up after a long sleep.

"R-Ragna? Is that really you?" Noel asked cautiously.

Ragna gave her a confused look. "Of course it's me. Who would it be?"

Everyone stared at Ragna like he was a part of an exhibit in a museum.

"What are you all looking... huh?"

Ragna trailed off. Somehow, something felt off to him.

"Hey... what's up with my voice all of a sudden?"

It was true. Ragna's voice was a few pitches higher than normal. But that wasn't the only thing.

"When did my hair get this long?" His hair did indeed got longer. It was so long that it went all the way down his back. But it didn't end there.

"Ugh... my chest. Why do I feel weird in... my... chest?" The second Ragna looked down, he noticed that his was... well, bigger. In fact, it looked as if he had grown a pair of- well, what do you think is there?

"Ragna," Noel gasped. "You've... you've..."

"I'VE TURNED INTO A GIRL!" Ragna shrieked.

KS: So... what do you think?

(silence)

KS: Really? Is that all I'm getting now?

(silence)

KS: (sighs) Fine then. Be like that. (to the readers) Just a small reminder, this will be M-rated. My first offical yuri harem fanfiction featuring Ragna- I mean- Ragni the Bloodedge. Nah, I'm just kidding. As far as I'm concerned, Ragna can be a girl's name as well. I'd love to go on but... (yawns) I'm really tired. I'll see you when I see you. Until then, this is KnightSpark, signing off. (disappears in a flash of lightning)