Hi guys it is I, once again back with a new story! XD so yesterday I was watching tv show, and it gave this new fabulous idea for a new fanfiction! Yay! So, here you go I hope you like it!

Kiba and Naruto walk onto a stage, the crowed is clapping and cheering for them. "Hey, Kiba wanna know what really bothers me?" Naruto says as the crowd quiets down, "What really bothers you man?" Kiba asked Naruto.

"Bro, when I walk into a store and I haven't even looked around yet and the store worker is like 'Hi can I help you?' and I'm like 'Damn can I look around first?!" Naruto says as he throws his hands up.

"I know how you feel but, what really annoys the hell out of me is when the store workers watch your every step, like you really gonna steal something, it's like 'Ohh, I really wanna steal this 5 dollar shirt.' Like what the hell store workers, if I wanted to steal something I would come in there dressed in all black and wear a mask." Kiba says.

"I know right! Here's a little clip of why everybody on the face of the planet hates store workers and, if your store worker here's a little advice, kill yourself." Naruto says.

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"Hey man I gotta stop by Wal-Mart and get some food, you wanna come with?" Naruto says to Kiba who was sitting on the couch watching a show on tv.

"Hell no bro, that new greeter there is fucking creepy! I swear last time I went there she followed me around the store asking me every five minutes if she could help me find something, then she would give me this creepy smile, It was scary man I still have nightmares about it." Kiba says as he shakes.

"Ahahhahaahhaha, oh my Kami, your funny man, funny but I'll catch you later bro k?" Naruto says as he walks out the door, still laughing.

"Okay, don't be coming home all scared when you see her I tried to warn you."

Naruto walks into Wal-Mart, "Well, hello there young man, can I help you find anything?" An old lady with gray hair and wrinkles everywhere asked Naruto, "Um, not right now but thanks." Naruto says walking past her, in his peripheral vision he could see that she was still watching him.

"Okay, so I need some milk, cheese, uh, oh yeah ramen, and…" The old lady appears next to him again, Naruto jumps back, "What the hell is wrong with you lady!"

"It just looked like you needed some help finding some things." She says giving him a smile reveling nothing but her pink gums. Naruto looks at her for a moment and says, "I don't need any help! So stop following me!" He yells as he pushes hurriedly pushed his cart away.

"Man, that lady is kinda creepy, maybe she's just trying to be helpful." Naruto says as he shrugs and pushes his cart down the aisle, "Okay, know I just need to get some ramen."

"It's in the dry foods sections." The old lady says to him again, "Thanks…wait wtf? LADY STOP FOLLOWING ME!" Naruto says as he runs off leaving his cat behind, "Wait, sonny you forgot your cart." The lady says as she follows him with it.

Naruto looks back at the old lady following him, "Fuck this shit, I'm out and I'm never coming back here again." Naruto says as he runs toward the exit, but the old lady already beat him to it, "You come back now." She says smiling again, "Like hell I will!" Naruto yells as he leaves the store.

When Naruto enters his car the old lady was behind him smiling, Naruto screams like a little girl stomping on the gas to get the hell out of there as he drives off the lady was just watching him leave smiling. As he's driving he looks over to the left lane, it was little car pulling up behind him, in the drivers seat was the old lady, like always she was smiling, Naruto screams again and starts to panic, he loses control of the wheel and his car flips into a ditch.

The old lady pulls over and gets out of her car, and watches as Naruto's car starts to flam up, she smiles again and starts to whistle the chorus to Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach, and walks away.

Naruto manages to pull himself from the car, when he gets out he pulls out his phone to call Kiba, but no answer, he calls again, no answer, he calls once more, "WHAT? I'M TRYING TO- FUCK YOU FUCKING CAMPER! AHHHH TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT' YOU'RE FUCKING PLAYING COD AND I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY THAT FUCKING CRAZY OLD LADY AT WAL-MART!" Naruto yells back at him.

"Damn you serious? That's messed up but, I told you she was crazy, did you get me some beef jerky?" Kiba says.

"…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I ALMOST GOT KILLED AND YOU TALKING ABOUT BEEF JERKY? NO I DID NOT GET YOU ANY BEEF JERKY! JUST COME AND PICK ME UP!"

"Okay, chill bro I'll come and get you after this game." Kiba says as he hangs up.

Naruto sits down as a mysterious figure appears behind him with something in its hand and smiles "Can I help you sonny?" *Insert creepy music here* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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A/N: So that it, short I know but, I still hoped you liked it! Leave a review down there let me know how you liked or disliked it XD well til next time BUH BYEEEEEEEEEE!