Dragon HaloZ Episode 1: The Dragon Balls are Stolen, Next Stop Daten City
Our story begins right after the fight with Majin Buu on the planet of the Kai's in Other World. This is a sacred place where very few have traveled. A place where very little has been touched by the forces of the outside world, well, until today that is.
"Well Vegito, it looks like Majin Buu's no more. Good thing too because you JUST ABOUT DESTROYED MY WHOLE PLANET!" Old Kai yelled in his normal shrill voice. Kabitokai, who was standing next to him, looked around at the devastation that resulted from this battle. The immediate area is full of craters and destroyed hills. Farther out there is a giant hole that leads miles into the ground. The mountain that held the Z Sword is nothing more than a pile of rubble. As the dust from the battle settles it is clear that a major remodeling is in order.
"Yeah sorry about that" Vegito replied rubbing the back of his head. "But that's not how I wanted this to end. He left me no choice. It was either destroy him with all of my friends and sons still absorbed, or get killed and have the universe be destroyed by him. Now there is no way to bring anyone back." Vegito said
"Hey Vegito, we might still be able to bring everyone back but there is a big problem" said a voice inside his head. It was none other than Dende, Guardian of the Earth. He was using his telepathic powers to speak to Vegito from New Namek, where he had been using the powers of the Namekian Dragon Balls to aid Vegito in the battle against Majin Buu.
"What's up?" Vegito asked.
"Well, before the Earth was destroyed by Majin Buu, a group of villains managed to somehow find the Dragon Balls and take them back to their dimension."
"So, how do they even know about the Dragon Balls, much less figure out how to travel between dimensions?" Vegito asked.
"It would seem that the forces created by battles with past enemies must have created small holes in dimensions. It would seem that they were able to gather knowledge about them that way. When Majin Buu's scream tore a hole in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to Earth, it must have also created a hole between their dimension and ours that they were able to travel through. And since the Dragon Balls are in another dimension, they are still active" said Dende.
"Wait then that means I can still wish everyone back, this is great" Vegito said.
"It won't be that easy…" Dende started to explain.
"So what, a group of bad guys steal the Dragon Balls, it happens all the time. I'll just find them and take them back. It's nothing I can't handle." Vegito said interrupting him.
"No this is different" said Dende who was practically yelling now. "They are not from this dimension. And since they are from another dimension I have no idea if you are any match for them. For all we know they can be completely immune to your powers."
"So what do we do?" Vegito asked.
"Luckily I was able to figure out what dimension they are from and I will be able to make a link between this dimension and theirs. Once you get there you will want to look for a church on a hill. There you will find the two strongest beings in that dimension. They are angels so you better behave, unless you want to go straight to the Home for Infinite Losers." Dende laughed. Then out of the corner of his eye Vegito saw a portal open linking his dimension with the one the villains live.
"I won't be able to maintain contact with you once you go through, and I won't be able to keep the portal open for you, so once you go through, it will close. And remember, this is the only way to bring back our friends, so good luck." Dende said.
"Thanks, I'm going to need it." Vegito said. And without another word he stepped into the portal.
The portal led him to the outskirts of a city. The portal wasn't very well placed as it dropped him on his face in the street.
"Ow, I was not expecting that" Vegito said mildly annoyed that Dende couldn't have put the exit to the portal in a better location. He looked up and saw the portal close. He looked back down and took in his surroundings.
"What is this place?" he wondered looking around. Eventually he continued to look and saw a sign that said 'Welcome to Daten City'. "Daten City, huh. This must be the place Dende was talking about." he thought. "Now where's that church." He scanned the area and eventually found it on the complete opposite side of the city. "Well that looks like a church if I ever saw one" he said and began to fly towards it.
Daten City, a place that exists somewhere between Heaven and Earth. It is constantly under threat from evil ghosts and demons. Only two wield the powers beyond all human comprehension to stop these evil ghosts from taking over and from demons that want to rule the world. Invasions from ghosts and demons are a normal daily thing it seems now. But today won't be like any normal day.
"Fuck, where is it?!" an over sexed blonde yelled from her room wearing nothing but her bra. She is tearing her room apart searching for her lost item.
"How the hell should I know?!" the Goth yelled back from her room, which is kept nice and tidy, just how she likes it.
"Because who else would even think about wearing Backlace?" The blonde responded.
"What the hell, how did you lose Backlace?" the Afro Priest yelled. "That is a heavenly weapon and should not be taken lightly. You'd better find it or so help me God Panty I will…"
"Shut it Garter, I don't need your preacher bullshit right now!" Panty screamed.
"You know Garter's right, you should be more careful where you put your stuff" the redhead geek boy said meekly.
"Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear it from you too, Geek Boy!" yelled Panty. Just as Chuck, the lovable green dog entered the room; he got kicked in the stomach by Panty spit up Backlace and flew out the window.
"God damn it Chuck, hey Stocking I found them, you're off the hook." Panty called to her sister.
"I told you I didn't have them, whore" Stocking mumbled. Suddenly there was a knock on their front door.
Outside Vegito was waiting at the door when suddenly Chuck appeared at his feet.
"What is that?" he wondered to himself. Suddenly the door opened up and Chuck ran inside. Standing in the doorway was Garterbelt.
"Who the hell are you?" Garterbelt asked.
"Wow, great welcoming party" Vegito thought. "I'm looking for angels. I know it sounds strange but a friend of mine told me that they lived in a church on a hill." Just then Panty and Stocking came down fully dressed.
"Oh wow he looks hot." Panty said. "Move out of the way Garter" she said as she knocks him onto the ground and knocks him out. "Oh hello there handsome" Panty said with lust in her eyes, and some drool coming out of the corner of her mouth. She moved closer to him and grabbed his right arm. "Wow, look at those muscles, do you workout?" she asked trying to make her move.
"Oh man, there goes Panty again, always thinking about sex. Although I must admit, he is kind of cute" Stocking thought blushing.
"Get off of me" Vegito demanded in a stern voice. Panty immediately let go and backed off a bit. "I'm looking for two angels, do you know if they're here?" he asked calming down a bit.
"Well just as luck may have it you're looking at them." Panty said proudly.
"Hahahaha" Vegito laughed. "Really now, you're angels. Do you think this is a joke? I'm looking for angels, not a goth and a whore" he said turning to leave.
"Well if you don't believe us then we will just have to show you" Stocking said. Vegito turned back around to face them again, his interest piqued.
"Oh pitiful shadows lost in the darkness, Oh evil spirits born of those drifting between heaven and earth!" Panty said as she took off her panties.
"May the thunderous powers from the garments of these holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger! May that power shatter your low some impurity, and return you from whence you came!" Stocking said as a she took off her stockings.
"Repent, you motherfucker!" they both said together. Then a blue light started emanating from their lingerie as Backlace turned into a gun, and Stocking's stockings turned into her swords named Stripe 1 and Stripe 2. They both stood there with their weapons at the ready, and halos above their heads. Vegito stood there with a look of surprise that slowly turned into a smile. He found the ones he was looking for.
End of Episode 1.