Mambo # 9

by Maeve Costello

this is just really really funny. Sing to the tune of Mambo # 5

Mambo Number Nine

Ladies and gentleman

This is mambo number nine

Five, six, seven, eight, nine

Everybody in the park, so come on it's time

For Medda's show round the corner

The boy's said he want some peppermint

But I really don't wanna

Get caught like I did last week

I must stay free, 'cuz Snyder's cheep

I like Spotty, Mushy, and Pie Eater

And as the continue

You know they gettin' sweeter

I really thank you my Lord

To me my obsessions just like a sport

Anything cute, it's all good

Let me jump in and send in the trumpet

1 Chorus

1.1 A little bit of Racetrack, in my life

A little bit of Jackie, by my side

A little bit of Davey's, all I need

A little bit of Boots is all I seek

A little bit of Crutchy, in the sun

A little bit of Kid Blink, he's your pal

A little bit of Swifty, I'm his gal

Mambo number nine

Jump up and down

And slide your foot around

Shake your leg to the sound

Put your hands on the ground

Make one step left

And one step right

One to the front

And one to the side

Clap your hands once

And clap your hands twice

And if it looks like this

That's Jack's dance all right

1.1.1 Chorus

Papers, the papers

Mambo number nine

Ha, ha, ha

1.1.2 Chorus

I'd do all to

Fall in love with a boy like you

'Cuz you can't run

And you can't hide

You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo number nine