Author's Note: Here I am, again. With another one-shot! This fic was written in one o'clock and morning cos I got all inspired and stuff. The summary sucks, I know. Review!

Disclaimer: Is my name Rick Riordan? No. Then I don't own Percy Jackson and it's characters.


"Hey, Percy!" Leo was sitting in a stool in front of a computer. It was a normal day for Camp Half blood. Meaning, no life threatening-quests needed to be tended.

"Yeah?"

"C'mere. I found a cool website!" Percy frowned. He looked at the website Leo was on. Tumblr, It said.

"Uh, Leo? I don't think it's safe for demigods to go online. Monsters might find us."

"Monsters-Shmonsters! Look, they have pictures and stories about us!" Percy clearly wasn't interested. Nor was he interested in Chiron or worse, Mr. D finding out. He'd liked to stay half human and half god and not a bottle of Merlot.

Besides, Percy was busy cleaning his shield. Tyson fixed it for him again. He remembered his adventures in the Sea of Monsters. And how Percy got kissed by Annabeth in the cheek.

"Who's Rick Riordan?" Leo looked confused for a second and then shrugged.

"Leo, Chiron or Mr. D might find out. Stop it.

Leo stopped scrolling for a while and frowned at Percy. "Dude, stop being a worry wart! If monsters do come after us, we'll send them right back to Tartarus! Chiron and Mr. D won't even notice us. Now sit with me!"

"I still think it's-"

"Oh, look. They have a blog all about you and Annabeth. It's called Percabeth Shippers."

Percy immediately grabbed a stool and sat next to Leo.

"Where?"

Leo smirked. "I thought so." He scrolled for a bit and clicked on picture of Percy and Annabeth.

"It's a drawing of you and Annabeth KISSING!"

Percy blushed.

"Oh, and here, is a picture of you and Annabeth, again, kissing under water!"

Percy blushed even more.

"And here, is a picture of Luke straddling you-WHAT?" Leo gaped at the picture.

Percy was a tomato. His mouth was wide open because of shock. He shook his head and grabbed the mouse from Leo and exited the website. Percy stood up.

"This. Never. Happened." Percy stormed off.

Leo looked at Percy leaving until he couldn't see him anymore.

He looked at you. And yes, he's breaking the fourth wall.

"I still don't know who Rick Riordan is."


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