So, one sentence started me thinking and within ten minutes, I had this. Enjoy my random thought process.
Disclaimer: sadly, the boys are Rumiko Takahashi's pets, not mine.
"I hate you."
"And I to you. Now be silent."
"This is entirely your fault, you know."
"Did I not inform you to be silent?"
"If you weren't such a cold-hearted, stuck-up, evil bastard, we wouldn't be in this mess."
"And if you weren't such a useless, unintelligent, disobedient half-breed, perhaps you could assist me in deriving a course of action to relieve us of this predicament."
"…What?"
"Shut up and help me think of a way out, you idiotic mutt!"
"Don't yell at me!"
"I wouldn't have to if you weren't so incompetent!"
"If you stopped using big words, maybe I'd understand what the hell you're saying!"
"Cease being unintelligent."
"Go to hell!"
"Gladly, if it meant never having to be in your presence again."
"Shut the hell up! How are we gettin' out of this!?"
"I am unaware. Your voice keeps distracting me."
"Shut up… maybe you could use your poison whip as a rope. Wrap it around a tree or somethin' and we climb it out."
"My right hand is currently preoccupied at the moment."
"Then use your left hand, dipshit!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Oh. Ops."
"I cannot believe we share blood."