Author's Note: Dude, it's like 6:45 am right now… I been awake since 11:30am this morning… WOAH! I was so bored, I decided to write this random thing. Have fun.
Edward was having a bad day. He sat at the lunch table, clutching his head in his hands.
Maybe if I pretend that I don't like Jessica, Bella will dump Cullen, and go out with me…
Mike Newton's thoughts, not to mention everybody else's, had been pissing him off all day.
Why won't Mike hold hands with me in public?
Dude, I am so gonna dare Jasper to bite this apple!
"Hey Jasper, I dare you to bite this apple!" Emmett's voice carried clearly across the cafeteria to where Bella was sitting with Edward.
Emmett, shut the hell up.
Dad's gonna kill me if I fail this test.
What happens if I put this piece of ham in my soda?
Wait, what if she really was telling the truth? Does she want me to ask her out?
Hmmm… Nothing happened with the ham. What about the cheese?
Edward groaned as Bella looked over the table at him.
"Edward, are you ok? You don't look so good."
Edward just pulled at his hair.
I wonder where he's taking me tonight?
Well what happens if I put a painkiller in my soda?
What the hell is that guy doing with his drink?
Edward banged his head against the table in agony.
Oh my gosh! I can't believe Dumbledore is gay!
What class do I have next?
That librarian CANNOT accuse me of overdue books. I RETURNED THAT STUPID DINOSAUR BOOK!
Paris Hilton… I'm way hotter than Paris Hilton. I hope Tyler knows that…
I wonder if he's gonna drink that soda?
I wonder if someone would drink this soda if I paid them?
Yessss! I can't believe Mr. Banner gave me that extra mark in the Science test. Just because he "knew I knew the answer." Pfff, yea right.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
Ok, wait, before I pay someone to drink this-
"SHUTUP!! EVERYBODY JUST SHUTUP!!" Edward had pushed his chair away from the table, and stood there, with a slightly deranged look on his face.
"Edward, sweetie. Not that many people were talking…"
The whole cafeteria was silent due to Cullen's huge outburst. Even their maddening thoughts had grown strangely quiet.
Edward Cullen had finally cracked.