Balloons
Zabuza never thought that a kid could be this much trouble.
It had been a long night, and Zabuza had killed ninjas, ran from a group that was searching for him, and managed to throw Mist ANBU off his track. Although he never would have admitted it to anyone, he was ready to faint.
He knew that Haku would still be up; ignoring all of Zabuza's warnings and threats, the boy always insisted on waiting for him. Zabuza never would have let the kid stay up in the first place, but Haku usually managed to occupy himself with his training.
When Zabuza opened the door, he was immediately greeted by Haku's large grin. "Zabuza-san, guess what I did today?" the boy exclaimed much more energetically than he should have.
That damn kid always had something to say. "Zabuza-san, guess how many senbon I used today!" "Zabuza-san, guess what jutsu I used!" or something to that effect. Every single damn day. "What, Haku?"
"I blew up all of those balloons you have all by my self!"
Zabuza shook his head. Were all children this crazy. "Haku, there are no balloons here. If you're going to bother me with what you did, at least don't lie."
"But Zabuza-san, I didn't lie! I blew up balloons today! Here, I'll get one for you!" Haku ran into another room to retrieve his 'balloons'. Zabuza cursed himself for picking the damn kid up in the first place. "Haku, for the last time, we have no damn balloons in th-"
Zabuza stopped abruptly as he saw what Haku had used as a 'balloon'.
And he thought he had another few years before he had to explain condoms to the kid.
Zabuza never thought that a kid could be this much trouble.
It had been a long night, and Zabuza had killed ninjas, ran from a group that was searching for him, and managed to throw Mist ANBU off his track. Although he never would have admitted it to anyone, he was ready to faint.
He knew that Haku would still be up; ignoring all of Zabuza's warnings and threats, the boy always insisted on waiting for him. Zabuza never would have let the kid stay up in the first place, but Haku usually managed to occupy himself with his training.
When Zabuza opened the door, he was immediately greeted by Haku's large grin. "Zabuza-san, guess what I did today?" the boy exclaimed much more energetically than he should have.
That damn kid always had something to say. "Zabuza-san, guess how many senbon I used today!" "Zabuza-san, guess what jutsu I used!" or something to that effect. Every single damn day. "What, Haku?"
"I blew up all of those balloons you have all by my self!"
Zabuza shook his head. Were all children this crazy. "Haku, there are no balloons here. If you're going to bother me with what you did, at least don't lie."
"But Zabuza-san, I didn't lie! I blew up balloons today! Here, I'll get one for you!" Haku ran into another room to retrieve his 'balloons'. Zabuza cursed himself for picking the damn kid up in the first place. "Haku, for the last time, we have no damn balloons in th-"
Zabuza stopped abruptly as he saw what Haku had used as a 'balloon'.
And he thought he had another few years before he had to explain condoms to the kid.