Chapter 1!@#$%^&*()----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was a normal day at the Son house, Chi-chi in the kitchen cooking, Goku still with King Kai in the after life and Goten was running around outside the house with Trunks. Yes, it's a normal day, a normal day for Goten and Trunks that is.....Saria on the other hand was not having a normal day.

"GOTEN!!!!!!"she screamed as she ran around the corner of the house,"YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT THIS TIME!!!!!!!"

"Come on Saria, it's just a joke. Trunks does it to me all the time," Goten said as he ran away way from the now near super saiyjin Saria.

"JUST BECAUSE TRUNKS PUTS BUGS DOWN YOUR BACK DOESN"T MEAN YOU CAN DO THE SAME TO YOUR TWIN SISTER!!!!!" she screamed as she ran after him. Yes this is a normal day for Goten and Trunks, all they ever do is make Saria and their mothers mad. They also have a habit of training once in a while but that's done on special occasions, well at least in Goten's case. Goten's twin sister Saria is never been one to put up with Goten and Trunks's tricks. She learned at a young age how to go super saiyjin and how to deal with people like them. But of course Goten being 7 and Trunks being 8 all they ever have their minds on is bugging and pulling tricks on people, and Saria happen to be one of those people.

"Sure it does, you must have so much fun picking all those bugs out of the back of your shirt," Goten laughed as he ran in the direction of the forest near their house.

" OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!" Saria said as she chased after Goten and Trunks.

"She's gaining on us, Goten. What should we do?" Trunks asked Goten.

" I don't know, you're the older one, you figure it out," Goten said to Trunks.

"WHAT!? Me? That's not fair, she's your sister."

"Ya but she's your soon to be girlfriend,"Goten said speeding off to the forest.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!" Trunks screamed. Goten laughed and ran faster into the forest. Trunks ran after him in a furry of fun and anger. They both ran through the trees at full speed, Trunks trying to get a hold of Goten's neck and Goten trying to keep a good distance between them both. But of course all good things must come to an end, just as Trunks was about to get a hold of Goten Saria appeared in front of them both. Hands on her hips, narrow eyes and her blonde hair flowing gently in the breeze was almost enough to get Goten and Trunks to just give up.

"You're not getting away," she said to them. Goten and Trunks looked at each other then back at Saria. She smiled then lunged forward and grabbed a hold of Goten.

"HELP!!!! Saria get off, I'm sorry I did that to you. Please let go...I'll never do it again," Goten said as Saria tightened her grip around Goten's neck. She smiled and pushed him over onto the ground.

"TRUNKS HELP ME!!!!!" Goten screamed.

"Nope, not after what you said to me," Trunks said as he crossed his arms and watched Saria torcher Goten.

"Saria, I'll never do it again! Please let go!" he screamed again.

"That's right you'll never do it again but you'll do other things to me," she said as she booted Goten in shin.

"TRUNKS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!! I'M SORRY I SAID THAT, I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!"

"Oh all right, if I have to. But I'm only doing this because you're my best friend and I'm starting to feel guilt," Trunks said as he walked over to Goten and pulled on his arms.

"HEY NO FAIR!!!!" Saria screamed," I don't have some one to help me!"

"Too bad for you then," said Trunks as he pulled Goten away from Saria.

"You be quiet! I never asked you!" Saria said to Trunks. Trunks finally got Goten a little ways away from Saria. Just as she was about to come after them again she got called in the house by Chi-chi.

"Saria, what did I tell you about being mean to those boys?" Chi-chi asked Saria as she came into the kitchen.

"Not to be too mean because I have more experience than them," Saria said glumly as she sat down in a chair and looked at the floor.

"That's right, now why don't you go play in your room for a while,hmm?" Chi- chi asked Saria. Saria gave a half smile and hopped down from her chair. She walked into her and Goten's room and sat down on her bed. She hated being twins with Goten, all he ever did was torment her. Since he was a day or two older than her Chi-chi always believed that Goten was telling the truth. This really bothered Saria because she was always being grounded for supposedly starting things with Goten. He and Trunks had to be the most annoying boys she had ever met. Trunks was even worse than Goten at times, sometimes she just wished she could go be with her father Goku that her mother Chi-chi talked so much about. She had never even met him, all she had seen were so old pictures that had been taken before he had died. Her mom said he was awful nice and looked very much like Goten. This sometimes worried her, if he looked like Goten then that must mean he acts like him too.

Saria got up from her bed and walked over to the window. She wanted so bad to learn how to fly but Gohan told her only boys could learn and not girls. This made her extremely mad. It was a mere few weeks until the tournament and she had no idea who would teach her this ability. Gohan would of course not teach her but she could always persuade him.

(AN: YAY MY FIRST FIC!!!! Okay be nice…flames welcome and plz R/R and if u want more…I need at least 3 reviews before I put up a new chapter…and just to let u know…most of them are already written heh *sneaks off*)