My mind is being barraged by this idea, and I now it might not be a new concept, but it's a new story…hopefully. Unless my worst dreams have come true and someone is watching my brain work.

So, I'm doing this so spontaneously that I don't have anything really planned or mapped out besides the first three chapters. So, I'm not sure how long I'll be working on this…but I got so depressed and angsty working on Shattered that I decided to take a little break for a couple of hours and work on this. (Don't worry, Chapter 7 on Shattered and is slowly grinding out of my brain)

Unfortunately I've kicked caffeine out of my life *holds up poker chip with a piece of paper that says: 6 weeks on it* and as any author knows, caffeine is half the reason you're creative. It's that and the severe psychological disorders we have.

Don't judge. All the great ones have them. Of course not all the great ones spend their free time fantasizing about how they can write Naruto and Sasuke smut.

And I find myself repeating myself…don't judge.

Anyways, with the lack of…inspiration coupled with summer school, I'm writing at an annoyingly slow pace, so bare with me.

Wow…you haven't clicked off yet due to this incredibly random ranting introduction/AN yet? Aww. Love does exist! Finally, let's start.

WARNINGS:…uh nothing really in the first chapter, except language and drinking. (do I have to give warnings for those?)
DISCLAIMER: these things are getting really old. No one should really think I own Naruto.

No Lemons or anything this chapter, but do not be in your worriness! SMUT SHALL COME. Lots and lots of smut.

"Hey, Naruto!"

At the sound of his name, the blonde haired boy turned and grinned at the voice that had called him, his blue eyes sparkling.

"Hey Shika! What's up?" Naruto said cheerfully, setting his pen down on the desk, he swiveled around in his chair to face the dark haired man.

"Everyone from the eight floor is going out to Ichirakus to get drunk," Shikamaru sounded bored, but then again Shikamaru Nara ALWAYS sounded bored. Naruto nearly hopped up and down in his seat.

Ichiraku was his favorite place to eat, and he always loved going out with his work friends. Honestly, Naruto didn't have a life outside of the workplace. This was sad. A sudden thought struck him and he narrowed his eyes at Shikamaru.

"Who's is 'everyone', hm?" Naruto asked suspiciously raising one of his eyebrows. Shikamaru rolled his eyes, and let out an annoyed sigh.

"Yes, Naruto, Sakura-chan is supposed to be there."

"WHOOP! I'm in!"

Shikamaru couldn't help the smirk that was plastered on his features. He knew exactly what Naruto was planning, winning Sakura over was a useless battle, but the blonde was very stubborn. And Shikamaru knew, wisely, that Naruto would be drunk by the end of night. And that always made his day.

"Shikamaru," Naruto said dryly. "Stop smirking, you look like a certain brooding and smirking bastard we know. And it's down right creepy."

The smirk instantly disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, as Shikamaru thought of their boss, Uchiha Sasuke. Shuddering at the thought of their resemblance, Shikamaru hastily waved and retreated out of Naruto's small office.

Naruto turned back to his work, letting out a long sigh. He glanced at the clock that rested on his desk. 3:40…only twenty minutes till he was off work, and his chance to win over the love of his life would present itself.

Looking down at the stack of papers left on his desk, Naruto frowned.

That was a lot of work to get done in twenty minutes. Grinning mischievously to himself (and checking that no one was looking) Naruto slowly opened his top desk drawer, and quickly slid the papers messily inside.

Slamming the drawer closed, Naruto wiped his hands together, grinning to himself.

A job well done!

Now that was done, Naruto sat back in his chair and twirled his pen in his fingers, he was bored and he still had twenty minutes to blow…

Naruto aimed at the pen holder on the far side of his desk before tossing the pen at it.

The pen flew low and knocked the whole thing toppling over the side of the desk. Naruto cringed at the sound of the metal canister hitting the floor as pens scattered over the floor. Scowling in laziness, Naruto pushed himself up out of his chair and around his desk, getting down on his hands and knees, gathering the pens together.

Naruto noticed his favorite pen had rolled under his desk, and just out of his reach. Flattening his body, Naruto let out a loud and long grunt as he stretched to get the pen…

"Naruto?"

The sudden sound of another person in the room made Naruto jump, realizing his awkward position and his…unknowingly sexual groans. His head collided with the underside of his desk.

"Damn it!"

Naruto growled as he crawled out from under the desk, rubbing the top of his head he looked up to see the form of Kakashi leaning in his doorway, his one exposed eyebrow raised.

"What do you want, Kakashi," Naruto snapped. Kakashi couldn't help but smile.

"I didn't know you were busy, Naruto. And honestly, couldn't you wait until you were home to…do those type of things?"

"Pervert," Naruto narrowed his eyes. "I dropped my pen!"

"Hey, to each his own." Naruto was about to respond when a cold voice cut in like a knife.

"What's going on in here?"

Naruto fidgeted as Sasuke Uchiha, his boss, and son to the founder of Uchiha Corporations* , stood behind Kakashi, a cold and obviously irritated glimmer in his eye.

"N-nothing," Naruto said quickly. Kakashi turned to his superior and shrugged.

"I just came in to see if Naruto had a file I needed and I …interrupted him…" Kakashi wandered off, and Naruto gave him the glare of death.

Sasuke gazed at Naruto with cold calculating eyes, as he looked around the small office.

"Hn." Sasuke turned around to walk off. "Get to work, both of you."

Kakashi waved happily as Sasuke walked off, and turned to wink at Naruto, barely closing the door before a pen came flying towards his head.

Naruto cursed and sat up, straightening his desk.

Stupid pervert Kakashi…now his boss thought he was some sort of a freak, with a fetish for getting off in public. Vowing to get even with the man, Naruto muttered to himself as he gathered his things to leave. It was almost time to leave; besides he had 'finished' all his work already.

Walking out of his office, Naruto flipped off the lights and turned around the corner.

The multiple sounds of a typical office greeted him, as the rest of the workers rushed to finish their days work.

The elevator was right at the exit of Naruto's small office, something Naruto was very excited about. It was an easy escape from any possible problems, and also gave him a little advantage as he was the furthest from the ice enshrouded area known as his boss's office.

Turning, Naruto grinned widely as he caught eyes on Sakura turning the corner at a headlong run.

Naruto's eyes widened as Sakura dashed straight towards him, was this…really happening? Naruto closed his eyes as Sakura grew nearer, bracing himself for her embrace, all Naruto received was a rush of wind as Sakura flew past him.

Disappointed and embarrassed, Naruto turned to see Sakura stop in the elevator. Calling after her, Naruto tried to jump into the same elevator, but Sakura quickly pressed the button marked "Close Doors".

The elevators closed in Naruto's face right as the blonde was about to step in. Naruto blinked, once then sighed. Ever since he had started working here, Sakura-chan had only expressed a limited interest in him, even though the blonde had fallen head over heels with her.

Naruto pressed the button for the next elevator down.

"She's a bitch."

The cold and sudden voice surprised Naruto, who once again, jumped.

He turned to see another worker on the eight floor, Subaku no Gaara standing stoically beside him, waiting for the elevator. Naruto gazed at his creepy co-worker in uncertainty. But didn't reply.

Finally the elevator dinged and the doors slid open, Naruto stepped inside and turned around. Gaara hadn't moved.

"Aren't you coming?" Naruto inquired.

Gaara tilted his head in confusion, as his emerald eyes glared at the perky blonde.

"No."

The doors slid together and Naruto gave an involuntary shudder before pressing the button for the lobby of the building. Humming along with the elevator music, Naruto waited for the elevator to stop at the lobby floor.

The elevator came to a smooth stop and the doors opened. Naruto stepped out and frowned as his eyes latched on to Sakura all over Sasuke, giggling and flirting as he struggled to pull out of her clutches and leave the building.

Naruto ignored it for the time being; after all he was going to win Sakura tonight, right? Naruto smiled to himself, walking quickly for the door, brushing by Sasuke, who turned and momentarily caught eyes with the blue eyed boy before he quickly disappeared outside.

Shikamaru took another sip of his drink, looking around the room. He was happy to see that pretty much everyone he had planned on coming came. His dark eyes twinkled a moment when he noticed Sakura was there, talking to Ino in a corner of the bar.

Turning back around to the bar, Shikamaru motioned for the bartender.

"Hey…can I get a steady flow of drinks coming this way," Shikamaru smiled a small thanks as the bartender nodded.

This was going to be good.

Shikamaru turned as Naruto appeared through the entrance. Shikamaru waved him over, trying to hid his smirk from the blonde. Naruto noticed and made his way over to where Shikamaru was seated.

"Hey…looks like everyones here!"

Naruto smiled brightly at Shika. Shikamaru nodded towards Sakura's location. Naruto's eyes brightened, as he mulled over in his mind what he was going to Sakura to win her over. Feeling a light tap on his, he turned to see Shikamaru offering him a fresh drink.

Naruto gave a flash of his teeth before gulping down the whole shot, and turned to confront Sakura.

Shikamaru leaned out of his seat, watching Naruto strike up a conversation with the obviously annoyed pink haired girl. Shikamaru grinned in evil mischief as he took a another swig of his drink.

"Hey, Shikamaru," Kiba sat down heavily in the seat next to his co-worker.

"You're grinning freakishly, again." The kanine lover pointed out flatly. Shikamaru rolled his eyes and turned to Kiba.

"Naruto's at it again," he stated. Another drink slid Shikamaru's way. "And what kind of friend would I be if I didn't comfort him?"

"Uh…actually you're proving to be a really bad friend."

"Don't judge me, I'm having a bad week. And Naruto's drunk rampage would bring my mood up a little higher."

Kiba grinned, remembering Lee's birthday party when Naruto got hammered. He was pretty sure that Naruto was still banned from the zoo after that night. He turned and motioned for two other guys to come sit with him.

Choji and Lee made their ways over and took seats.

"Naruto's asking Sakura out again," Kiba looked knowingly at Lee who unconsciously cringed. Choji gave a hearty laugh, gazing over at Naruto.

"This will be good."

Naruto gazed at Sakura in utter shock. She did not just say that. He knew that the girl had developed a crush…but she was…in love? Naruto shrugged it off, refusing to let Sakura notice how much the rejection hurt him.

Walking over to Shikamaru, he sat down sullenly. Shikamaru gave a glance over his shoulder at the others, and gave a small smirk. Placing an assuring hand on Naruto's shoulder, he put on his best innocent face.

"What did she say now, Naruto?"

"She said she was in love. With that…that…Uchiha Sasuke teme!" Naruto looked up at Shikamaru frustration and anger flying through cerulean eyes. Shikamaru rolled his eyes at Sakura's statement. Kiba leaned forward towards Naruto.

"She's an idiot, Naruto," Kiba threw in. Naruto glanced gratefully at the dog lover.

"Yeah, forget her!" Choji added. Naruto turned to see Shikamaru holding out a full drink for him. Naruto narrowed his eyes at the annoyingly smirking boy before grabbing the drink and downing it. Gulping it, Naruto wiped the drink from the corners of his mouth.

He turned to see about ten other untouched drinks waiting for him on the counter. Naruto glared at Shikamaru but didn't say a word as he grabbed another drinking, draining it all. Reaching for another glass, Naruto thought he could hear an exasperated Lee exclaim:

"NOOOO!"

The whole bar glared annoyingly at the five men that were loudly taking over the entire bar. The four men, Shikamaru, Kiba, Choji and Lee were all laughing hysterically, as they watched their very intoxicated friend.

Naruto, meanwhile was on top of the bar, gripping a half empty shot glass while singing at the top of his voice:

"lolli lolli lolli lolli let me see you pop that body ,chocolate lolli, cherry lolli, 'nilla lolli, pink lolli-"**


Kiba dropped from his seat roughly, grabbing his abdomen as Naruto danced like a stripper, singing the chorus continuously. They all three were enjoying the Naruto's drunk performance until finally, the blonde ran out of air.

Naruto turned and lazily set eyes on Sakura, who was scowling at him from her table.

Naruto waved slightly before holding up his middle finger at the pink haired girl.

"Screw yew…biiitch!" he yelled.

Sakura scoffed and rolled her eyes, turning back to Ino.

Naruto grabbed his mouth as his stomach suddenly revolted against the alcohol he had dumped into his body.

"I've…I've gotta…go to the bathroom…" Naruto stumbled off the bar, nearly falling flat on his face, he staggered towards the men's room. Shikamaru was gasping, trying to gather his breath back from laughing for so long.

"Should…one of us go see if he's okay?" Choji asked, recovering from his own attack of laughter. Shikamaru, gazed towards the door.

"Ugh, I guess I should," he sighed and gulped down the rest of his drink. "Troublesome…."

Suddenly, Shikamaru felt a strong grip on his arm. He turned to see why Lee was grabbing him so fiercely, when he noticed the strange look in the man's eyes.

"Look," Lee whispered. "Isn't that…Sasuke Uchiha?"

Shikamaru followed the pointing finger towards the entrance, where his eyes fell on the pale and unmistakable form of his boss. Shikamaru quickly took his seat, turning away so his boss didn't notice his face.

"W-where did Naruto go?" Kiba giggled from below them, obviously drunk himself. He received a harsh kick from his friends, urging him to be silent, they pulled him up before pushing him down in his seat.

"What the hell is he doing here," Choji whispered to his friends. Shikamaru scowled.

"I dunno, but he's really put a damper on my buzz," Kiba swayed a little, trying to lick the remainder of his drink from the bottom of his glass.

"Do you…think he came because everyone else came?" Lee ventured. Shika shook his head.

"I never invited him," he hoarsely looked around. "How do we get out of here without getting fired," Shika mused out loud, not really looking for an answer from his friends. Lee pointed towards a side exit. Shikamaru grinned at the sighting and nodded towards it.

Moving quickly, and careful not to let the Uchiha even glimpse their faces, they all three rushed out of the building.

Meanwhile, Sakura watched the four men curiously, before she looked back and noticed her beautiful Sasuke. What was he doing here-

"YOU!"

Sasuke cringed at the very loud and obviously drunk voice of Naruto Uzumaki. Turning he saw the blonde pointing a finger in his direction, swaying on his feet. Sasuke raised an eyebrow, evaluating the very, very intoxicated man.

"You…you just looooved ruining my life!" Naruto slurred, barely able to keep himself steady enough to stand. "What? You come here to squeeze the fun out of this place too?" He laughed a little dizzily, and went to take a step forwards.

His hazy mind didn't really notice that there was chair in front of him, and Naruto tripped head over heels to the floor, and landed roughly in front of Sasuke.

The raven gazed down on the groaning Naruto at his feet. It didn't look like Naruto was getting off the ground any time soon. And out of no where, Sakura Haruno was gripping on to his arm. Like a leech.

Where did this girl, come from?

"Ahh, Sasuke-san, I am sooo sorry you had to witness that idiots behavior," she purred rubbing against him. "He's very drunk."

"I can see that."

Sakura giggled, ignoring the edge to the man's voice.

"What are you doing here Sasu-"

"Aren't you going to do something with him?" Sasuke interrupted her. Sakura blinked in surprise and looked down at Naruto.

"Uh…no. Why would I? I don't what to do with him," Sakura whined, annoyed that for some reason her love was more focused on a drunk idiot then her.

Kami-sama, this girl is annoying...

"He doesn't matter anyways, Sasuke."

Sasuke gave her a cold glance before gazing back down at the mess on the floor.

"I'll take care of it," Sasuke said briskly, scooping Naruto up bridal style, ripping his arm away from Sakura's grasp. Sakura gazed in surprise as Sasuke exited the building. Huffing, she turned and stomped back to her seat.

Sasuke walked out in the cold night air, and headed for his car. Opening the back door, Sasuke laid the boy out on the soft seats. Naruto giggled a little, unaware of his surroundings. Sasuke sighed, how did he get stuck with this drunk dobe?

When he finally arrived home, Sasuke pulled the boy out of the car, locking it with the keypad, Sasuke struggled into his apartment buildings lobby. Sasuke gave a small nod towards the man working the front desk, ignoring his wide eyed stare as Sasuke walked into the elevator holding the apparently unconscious man.

Walking into his expensive home, Sasuke put Naruto down on his couch. Stopping to gaze at the incredibly handsome man he had just carried into his home. Scowling once more, Sasuke turned and headed for his bathroom.

Sasuke gazed at his reflection in the mirror, as he brushed his teeth. Onyx eyes stared back at him before Sasuke spit and rinsed his mouth. Placing his things back, Sasuke went towards his bedroom.

Opening his door, Sasuke was surprised to see Naruto gazing at Sasuke's clock, entranced. Noticing Sasuke, Naruto turned and pointed to the object in his hand.

"This!" Naruto shouted, making Sasuke wince. "This is…amazing!"

Naruto, suddenly bored with the clock, threw it across the room.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked over the blonde.

"Listen to me, Uzumaki," Sasuke said trying to get his attention. "You need to sleep. And get out of my room." Naruto stared at Sasuke blankly for a couple of moments before his tan hand cupped the side of Sasuke's face.

"Y-yur…hawt, you know that?" Naruto slurred. Sasuke sighed, giving up. He pushed Naruto's hand away and turned towards his door.

Apparently he would be sleeping on the couch.

Naruto opened his eyes, groaning at the sudden ache that attacked his head. Gripping his skull, Naruto sat up slowly. Glancing around, it took Naruto a second as he attempted to remember the nights events. All that he could see in his mind was Sakura's rejection and…

Naruto groaned, he gotten hammered. Again.

Naruto gazed drowsily at his surroundings. Wait…this place was way too nice, this wasn't right. His apartment looked nothing like this-

Leaping from the bed Naruto looked around, where the fuck was he? Naruto felt a cold gush of wind on his body.

Looking down, Naruto realized he was completely naked.

"OHMIGOD!" Naruto yelled. "I'VE BEEN RAPED!"

The door to the bedroom opened and Naruto yelped and struggled to cover himself.

The man at the door surprised Naruto.

"S-Sasuke…?" Naruto stuttered.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the beautifully bare body standing in his bedroom and took a sip of his coffee.

"What are you yelling about, Uzumaki?" Sasuke asked dryly.

Naruto stuttered, looking around. He didn't see any evidence of being…sexually molested.

"W-why am I naked?" He demanded, ignoring Sasuke's question.

"I wouldn't know."

A sudden silence filled the air as Naruto struggled to remember what had happened last night. Naruto glanced up and noticed Sasuke's roaming eyes, and a light blush filled his face. Sasuke quickly noticed and looked away.

"Get dressed, Naruto," Sasuke finally broke the uncomfortable silence. "You'll be late for work."

So, I know it was pretty…all over the place, but I formulated a small plan in my head. But it's like a jungle up there, so…

Anyways, I plan on incorporating the business part a LOT in later chapters, I just kind of had to start off on this incident to build up the story. So, I know its probably crappy, but hopefully my next chapter will be better.

Chapter Two: Promotions

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