T'was the night before Christmas...wait, what the hell am I saying? It's the morning...ahem. T'was the morning before Christmas, and Steve was looking for a present for Ray. Now, Ray wasn't a faggot, and already had bought Steve a present. But not Steve. So, Steve went to the mall. And he looked around. He saw a TARDIS, and immediately shouted, "FUCK YOU, DOCTOR WHO! YOU'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!".
He continued on throughout the mall. He thought his search was hopeless until...he saw, in the shop window, the most shiny, beautiful, gorgeous, mouth watering, scrumptious, and very black dildo he'd ever seen. He immediately went into the shop and stroked the dildo slowly. "I know this will be the perfect gift for Ray", he said. He purchased it, and drove home.
When he returned home, he wrapped the dildo in the finest wrapping paper, and made the dildo look like a baseball bat. "This way he'll never know", Steve said. Ray was finally up once Steve had placed the present under the tree. "Um, you could have wrapped it in a box, you know. I can tell you got me a baseball bat.", said Ray. Steve licked his lips and said, "Oh, it's much better than that...".
Now, I'm the story's conscious. There's a point in every type of this story when one of the characters say, "Fuck me". Now, you see-"Steve, let's fuck", said Ray. "Ray...oh, Ray".
Steve and Ray ran to their room, closed the door, and took off their clothes. They lied down on the bed together, staring at each other. Ray began promptly licking Steve's left nipple, until Steve had the most magnificent boner. "W-Wow, Steve. The only 8 inches I've ever seen in my life! It's gorgeous!" Ray rolled his tongue around the tip of Steve's penis, and then put his mouth around it. He began sucking Steve's dick. Oh, how Steve enjoyed it. You should've seen his fac-whoops, sorry, I'm not a part of this story...
Ray sucked and sucked. Steve could feel Ray's tongue wrapping around his tip of his dick. Steve felt a sudden rush through his penis. "Oh, Ray. I'm going to-" Then, he did. Steve came all over Ray's face. Ray said, "Steve, your dick tasted amazing. Now it's my turn to feel something great". Steve laid with his ass in the air, his asshole already wide open. Ray took his dick, and thrust it right into Steve's ass. "Oh, yes!", Steve shouted excitedly. Ray could feel the insides of Steve's ass grabbing his dick to the point of no return. He thrust it in and out. After 15 minutes, they both tired out, and blew each other. They came at the same time, and both ate each other's cum.
"Steve, I've never been so happy in my life". Steve replied, "Neither have I". And together, they fell asleep.
Christmas morning, they both wake up and run downstairs! "Damnit, that faggot Santa didn't bring us presents!", said Ray. "Don't worry Ray, we both got each other presents." They each handed each other their gifts. "Go first, Ray". So, Ray opened his gift and shouted, "A DILDO! I've always wanted a dildo!". "I know", said Steve, "that's why I got you it". Steve was next. He opened his gift, and, "Wow! A blow up sex doll that looks like you! Thanks so much!". They hugged, and kissed. And remember when I said there's a moment in stories like this where a character says, "Fuck me"? Well...
"Let's fuck" said Ray and Steve at the same time.