HAL FARTED KRöNIKLZ
As deviously portrayed by MattTheWizard
The Deadly Game
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A drop of sweat fell from his forehead. Matt focused so hard on his situation that he busted a vein beside his eye.
He looked up at Andy, who moved quickly and dropped something below him.
Nike stood a few feet away, monitoring the events from a safe distance.
He didn't dare to move any closer, being filled with mortal fear of his two friends clashing together in this kind of event.
Flipping an object over, Matt localized what he knew Andy was after as well.
He grabbed it and switched a few places. Quickly, he shot a glance at his adversary,
who seemed to remain untouched by the amount of pressure put on him by his ferocious moves.
Andy rubbed his eye swiftly and replicated the move Matt had made before firing toward the middle of the field.
Matt smirked, ducking slightly.
"I got you know!" He exclaimed, grabbing the apparel beside Andy's previously mentioned projectile.
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" Andy chuckled, flaring at Matt.
The heat overcame Matt and he threw off his t-shirt, revealing the naked torso underneath.
Being revved up already, this taunting move caused Andy to do the same. His abdomen and overall muscle structure was
a lot more sculptured than Matt's, though he knew Matt was stronger.
Andy was quicker though, and his reflexes paid off by snatching the object his bat brother was aiming for a split second before he could take it.
"You- You- You..." Matt couldn't find any words for this kind of foul move. "... ASS!"
"HAR HAR HAR!" Andy growled and repeated the action. Matt roared again and tried to catch up to the sudden change of pace.
"No!" Matt despaired, realizing that all but one of Andy's piles where lying face up.
Matt made some quick changes and soon he was in the same position.
The deadly game was now reduced to a stare-down. Nike ducked behind the counter and covered his ears.
"It's up to you now, Matt." Andy nodded at him, grinning like a madman.
"Shit!" Matt swore, regretting the fact he'd actually challenged Andy again.
He carefully planned his next move, and executed it.
But!
As he was putting down the final piece, Andy let out a scream that broke Matt's brain.
"STRESS!"
"FUCK!"
Andy began dancing around the room, giddily jumping and singing.
A black cloud rose over Matt and he sneered at his cars.
"AGAIN!" He screamed, hitting the table so hard that a piece fell off and landed on the floor.
"You sure?" Andy said, smiling widely.
"YES I FUCKING AM NOW GET BACK IN YER DAMN CHAIR!"
"Alright, prepare to lose!" Andy replied, shuffling the deck once more.
"This is why I hate playing cards with you guys..." Nike sighed, getting back behind the counter again.
"Shut the hell up!"
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NOTES
Well hello there people! Did ya miss me?
This story isn't actually serious, more like an expansion on the actual one for you fans who felt
you didn't get to know the characters well enough in the real one. (I know I didn't)
I have no idea of how long this story will proceed, but expect at least one chapter for each Lawbreaker.
(Maybe even some past members ;) )
See ya!
/Matti
