AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Yo, Fan Fiction! Okay, I have been DYING to write up this new collection of one-shots, probably my craziest one yet... if it's even possible to get any crazier than I am now- I mean, let's face the facts: I'm downright psycho at times. And all of you poor people here have been witnesses to it all... I apologize. LOL. ;) Anyways, hope you all enjoy this new collection- basically, the title says it all. It's all about why you should say "no" to alcohol as a kid. STILL don't understand WHY you should say "no"? Well, you'll soon find out...

STANDARD DISCLAIMER:

Yeaaaaah, this is getting old.

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The 15 Reasons Why You Should Say No To Alcohol

#1: Jewelry Stealing.

NOBODY'S POV:

"Julie, Julie, JUUULLLIEEE! LOOK at this!" Gwen called over her dark-haired best friend and, at the particular moment, fellow drunk.

"Whaaaat is it?" Julie gasped in her booze-affected tone of voice, sprinting through the jewelry store's dense crowd and shoving a few unfortunate shoppers into the carpet in her hurry.

"It's a BEAAAAAUTIFUL necklace!" The enchanted Gwen chirped, singing out the word 'beautiful' to give it more meaning as she scooped up the necklace from under the shop's window.

"Oooh, oooh, oooooooh! How much?" Julie giggled, examining the fine, crystal-encrusted jewelry with wide, onyx eyes over Gwen's shoulder.

"Uhhhm, ermmmm, hmmmm." Gwen's emerald eyes searched the necklace avidly for a price tag as her fingers fuddled with the jewelry, but she failed to find anything. "Can't find one." Her lips drooped instantaneously to form a sad, little pout.

But Julie was ecstatic.

"Yayyy!" The dark teen clapped her hands idiotically, jumping up and down, a huge grin spreading across her face. "No price tag means it's FREE."

"Oh my gosh, yeah, it DOES!" The red-head's eyes widened to the size of baseballs. "I forgot!"

"Soooo, let's go, then! I wanna go back in that cool, dizzy, merry-go-round door!" Julie exclaimed happily, gesturing over to the revolving door that marked the exit.

"Okay!" Gwen chimed in, tightening her grip on the necklace as she and Julie bounded off to the door.

After spinning in the door about 40 times, the two drunken girls became far too dizzy to function properly, and stepped through the other side to the exit.

Big mistake.

Suddenly, unbearably loud, shrieking alarms filled the world around Gwen and Julie, causing them to gasp and run around in frantic circles as if the planet was about to explode.

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE, WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Gwen screamed, quickly clamping her trembling hands down on her ears.

And Julie had no time to respond, for in that same second, 6 armed security men sprinted out from the building, tackling the confused, necklace-stealing girls down into the sidewalk.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE ENDING:

Lol, apparently I STILL take great enjoyment in picking on Gwen and Jules. Anyways, my job is done here. Please review; it'll show me how much you all love me! Hahaha, yeah, like I'm THAT lucky. Kay, see ya all later!