Disclaimer: This is a parody inspired by the works of DC Comics. All characters that I have not created or borrowed from other sources are theirs. This is a Fan fiction and not meant to violate the rights of those who own the rights to the DC Comics Universe. I have no money and therefore not a good suing target. Thank you very much.

Crazy Powerful

Prologue

Harley Quinn was relaxing after roller derby with her team when there was a knock at the door. Finally deciding to open it even if she was tired, she opened it to revel... a floating wrinkled purple thing. There was a flash and she was in a black room with a lot of stuff, and the thing.

"I am the Knogud Raisin. I do things for no good reason." said what was now clearly a floating sun dried fruit.

"Ohhhh-kay. So why am I hear again?" asked the clown young woman as she was confused as this was crazy even for her.

"I am here to give you great power... for no good reason. As is my purpose. I have found and adapted objects of great power to give you.

Things you know like Lantern Batteries and Power Rings of any and all colour.

Yet also objects you do not. The Omnitrix, which can allow you to change into superpowered aliens. The Infinity Gems, which grant powers over space, time, reality, soul, mind and power. The Ring of the Mandarin with ten different power on each of your ten fingers. The Twelve Talismans of Shendu, each with great powers like immortality. The green wooden mask of Loki, source of chaos. Twelve Swords created by the gods. Devil Fruits, Dragonballs, Hougyoku and Triforces. Even the unknown objects of great power.

Any one set of powers and greatness can be yours for the choose. Or choose not and I will find someone else in this universe to give powers to... for no good reason. The choice is yours." said the raisin as he showed off the different objects as it spoke.

Harley thought for a minute and spoke, "It's like that movie. Guys shows up with a button. Press it, get a million or billion dollars. But someone you don't know dies. Or that monkey paw on the Simpsons. Could backfire in hundreds of ways.

Then again if it's on the up and up... could be a hellva lot of fun. And I can use it to help people.

Also if you move on...You give stuff for no reason, there's no reason the next guy isn't bad like Lexie or Darkseid or whoever. If you can time travel... Anyone from Jesus to Hitler could get it...

Meh... I'll take one, hope nothing bad happens. So which one? Eeine, Meanie..."

She picked out...