How many times are you going to look at me before all I can do is drop the mask that I wore and run to you? Shout out my feelings for you. Only to be rejected because of your rules and because your as straight as a line. Abby knows how I feel she wants me to tell you but I don't know if I can. I hate that before you I could date and be normal but in truth I haven't dated in the seven years I've been by your side. You I've watched the dates you've been on plenty. I only go out with my cousin every other weekend because she threatens to storm in here and tell everyone my dirty little secret. Oh no I didn't. Did I? I missed a weekend. "Excuse me guys my cousins going to kill me if I don't call she's probably pissed I forgot our weekend dinners."
"Anthony Dinozzo you were supposed to met me yesterday! What about our promise? I'll yell your secret out right here. You know how much I worry about you in this job all because of that stupid Gibbs man that recruited you from Baltimore. I have to blackmail you to see me cause I from your fathers side of the family. Where is Gibbs?"
"Right here!"
The reply came from right behind the girl startling her.
"Do you know how much pain you cause Tony? No cause Tony only tells me these things. Tony is in love with you but he won't tell you because he thinks your straighter then a line. If you ask me no line is a 100% straight but you try telling Anthony! He's as stubborn as a mule."
"I see so then why is he always claiming conquest over girls and goes out with a girl every weekend?"
"Oh that's me I'm his cousin Shirley. Tony hasn't dated in the last seven years cause of you. Gave me enough pull so I could at least show him that one person from our horrible family cares."
"Really is this an innovation to date him?"
"Yes." Shirley replied curtly.
"Then I will love to date Anthony."
If the room was quite before then the room was so silent that it was pregnant with triplets.
"But boss aren't you straight and don't you have a girlfriend and what about rule #12?"
"A rules are made to be broken. I'm bisexual and no Tony I don't have a girlfriend."
See If life were a movie Tony would run into Gibbs arms and kiss him instead Shirley whispered their next meeting in Tony's ear and walked out. Gibbs phone ring and he shouts the normal. "Dead marine everyone pack your gear."
For the rest of the day Tony lets the flirtatious part of his mask fall. They lived happily ever after.
Il fine? O almeno così si vedrà .