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"Hey!" Kate hissed at Henry, smacking him on the shoulder. She dusted crumbs off her Team Jacob t-shirt and smacked his hand as he attempted to reach into her popcorn bowl again.

Helen shot them both a glare. The lights had gone down enough to mute her gaze, but both of them slunk in their seats under its remembered power. She turned her attention back towards the screen and the corner of her mouth twitched in an attempt not to smile.

A few minutes passed and Henry tried to say something only to be smacked upside the head by bigfoot.

"Hey!" he said, rubbing the back of his head and frowning. Again Helen shot him a look. He clenched his teeth in annoyance and stood up, stomping over to the other side of Helen before dropping into the seat beside her.

Helen raised an eyebrow at him and he gave her a half smile before reaching over and snatching a handful of popcorn from her bowl. Helen tilted her head and gave him the look she normally reserved for Will, as if to ask who had given him permission. Henry smiled at her and popped a piece in his mouth before turning his attention back to the screen.

"Oh come on! That isn't even close to accurate!" Will said as he watched the screen.

Helen reached forward and hit him with a redvine.

"Shut it Will"

"But that happens earlier in the book!" He insisted.

"Will, if you don't shut up I'm going to tell the whole network that you're team Edward." Nikola said, reaching down and grabbing the redvine out of Helens hand before taking a bite. He immediately made a face and handed it back to Helen.

An amused smile rose up and Helen took a bite of the offending candy.

"Psychologically I can understand-"

Will was pelted by popcorn from all sides.

"shhhh!"

When they exited the theater later that evening they all went their separate ways, pairing off. Kate and Henry were discussing how ridiculous the werewolf transformations were in loud voices and Will and Bigfoot disappeared in the direction of the kitchen, no doubt in search of more popcorn.

Nikola fell into step behind Helen as she headed towards her bedroom, his eyes drilling into her until she whirled around to face him.

"What is it?" She asked in an even tone.

Nikola smirked.

"I was just wondering what team you are part of. Kate is wearing that ridiculous t-shirt proclaiming her Team Jacob. Once can only deduce that Ashley must have been team Edward due to the fact that the inside of the books you made me read were filled with doodles of Mrs. Ashley Cullen surrounded by hearts. Sally the mermaid told me herself that she is team Carlisle, so that just leaves you."

Helen grinned and stepped forward, grabbing him by his lapels and pulling him after her as she backed into her bedroom. Ignoring his question she kicked the door closed and quickly stripped him to his boxers, grabbing his head and kissing him as he did the same for her. After a moment she pulled back and turned to pull the covers down on her bed, bending over slightly to give him an unobstructed view.

He laughed in delight as he read what was boldly printed on the back of her panties.

She shot him a grin over her shoulder.

"Team Tesla of course."

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Ok, so this is completely off the wall, unedited, and un-beta'd. I just got back from the pre-showing of Eclipse and had to write this. I have to say that I am pro John/Helen, but I am also a closet Teslen shipper at the same time. Don't hate me!