Please enjoy this small collection of unrelated drabbles, written to try to clear my head of all the ridiculous One Piece plot bunnies floating around in it so I can get back to work on my other stories. If anyone would like to pick up one of them and run with it, that's cool, just let me know. If anyone has ideas for drabbles they'd like to see written, feel free to message me, although I won't promise I'll write it if I don't feel I could do it justice.
1. Capitulate
Setting: Some indeterminate time and place in which Law is still among the Strawhats.
Warnings: Implied nudity, self-groping. I would say crack, but considering it's One Piece, this is probably just normal fare.
Disclaimer: If you recognize any names, terms, or concepts, it's because they aren't mine.
"That's a stupid reason, Traffy, so it doesn't count, okay?"
"…" Law sighed long-sufferingly and pinched the bridge of his nose. They'd been at it for over an hour, now, with Law attempting to present his arguments in a logical, reasonable fashion and Luffy rebutting them with a simple, 'No, that's stupid.'
It was infuriating.
Especially considering that Law's entire future hinged on the outcome of their disagreement.
"Strawhat-ya, it's not your decision."
"Sure it is!"
"Tch. You should know better than to deny him by now."
"Zoro-ya–"
"No, it's true!" Chopper interjected. "I think everyone except Robin joined the crew because he decided we should."
"Wouldn't take no for an answer. He took my speedo instead," Franky added morosely.
"The last time I checked, being coerced into joining a pirate crew is a little different from being forced into holy matrimony," Law bit out through gritted teeth. "I don't even like men!"
"Oh, is that all?" Luffy grinned. "Shishishi, why didn't you say that before! Gear Third!"
And Law could only watch in horror as the younger captain pinched his nipples between his thumbs and forefingers, stretched them up to his mouth, and blew.
Boing. Boing.
"Ne, waddaya think?" Luffy asked, weighing his new breasts in his hands, squeezing and rolling the bare flesh.
"Sp-spectacular!" Sanji wheezed. He appeared to be choking on blood stemming from a massive nasal hemorrhage.
Law couldn't help but agree. And if he was too distracted to further protest Luffy's denial of his rejection, well.
Boing.
This drabble was inspired by Keelhauled into a Hurricane by Lala to the power of 2. That story=love.