Title: The Malfoy Mind

Author: XxHarry-DracoxX

Rated: M

Genre(s): Humor/Romance

Pairing(s): Draco/Harry

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, then would I be sitting here reading/writing fanfictions? NO! I would be gathering back all my books, and rewriting them. I would return new and improved versions back - with slashy Drarry goodness in every chapter!

Full summary: "Ugh! How can these people pair me up with *shudder* Granger? Gah! And that She-Weasel. Ew! My fans are truly disgusting, except for the Drarry shippers. They, on the other hand, have good taste." Draco smirked at the M rated Drarry fanfiction. D.M/H.P!

Warning(s): SLASH! OOCness! DRARRY! (YAAY!). You may lose a few brain cells in the process :P

BETA: ChickieGirl433

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Okay, people!

This is XxHarry-DracoxX!

I know that instead of this, I should be finishing my currently paused story "Artifical Love", but I have a major case of Writer's Block for that so maybe this'll help ease everything over.

This story is basically about Draco knowing what Fanfiction(dot)net is, and he likes to read Drarry fanfictions. By the way, Draco and Harry ARE A COUPLE! AS IN GAY!

Anyway, one day, Draco stumbles upon OTHER pairings like: Dramione, Snaco, Harmony, Ginarry (I think that's it), Ginco(?) (Ginny/Draco), etc, etc.

WARNING: THIS IS A STORY THAT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SIRISULY!
See what I did there?

Yeah, I'm smart *proud smile*

SO JUST GO ON AHEAD TO THE NEXT CHAPTER AND READ MY STORY!
THE CHAPTERS ARE SHORT AND THIS MAY BE UPDATED LATE SO IT WOULD BE BETTER TO PUT THIS ON ALERT!

THIS STORIES AMAZING BETA READER IS CHICKIEGIRL433!

Instead of writing the title, my beta, warnings, blah blah blah on every chapter, I just added everything in the beginning. In the actual story, there will only be an author's note at the top and bottom.

- XxHarry-DracoxX