Once upon a time there was a man in a green suit named masterchef. Masterchef became a meteor one day and people found him all stiff like where he crashed. They poked at him until he couldn't pretend to stay still anymore. Then they told him to shoot stuff (besides the alien that was with them, he was a cool guy)./ Ans so masterchef shooted aliens, that bear resemblance to little children and ugly trolls. When he killed them he tooked their weapins and shoot until it ran out. There was oone big stupid alien that wanted everybody to die, so masterchef and his friends will kill himm rite after finding that holgam bitch Katana.