Story One : Walking in on the act

Summary: Edward takes Bella out for lunch, afterward Bella isn't feeling well. With an intense urge to drop a deuce, will she find the courage to tell Edward or hide it from him? Either way, he will figure it out with his heightened vampire senses, right?

Bella's POV

Edward had taken me out lunch and we were planning on going to to our meadow after. We had a bit of a walk back to the Volvo though. My stomach was churning uneasily as I squeezed my butt cheeks together. Why did this have to happen now while I was with Edward? I wrapped my pale arms around my upset stomach. But I've never been good at hiding stuff so of course being the polite gentleman Edward is asked,

"Bella? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine I probably just ate too much." I lied.

"Okay."

Then another urge hit me. I needed to go so bad!

I groaned out loud. Edward shot a worried look at me.

"You know what Edward, you're right, I'm not feeling well. Can we sit down for a minute?"

Edward's eyes full of worry as he stared at me.

"Yeah of course. What's wrong?"

I thought for a second. We stomach didn't feel good so I guess you could stay I had a stomach ache.

"My stomach hurts."

I sat down quickly on the wooden bench beside the sidewalk. I gripped my stomach hard while hoping the intense urge would pass. I tensed up stiff as a board not wanted to move. Edward noticed this and lifted his cold pale hand to my stomach rubbing it gentle. At this I cringed, he was making it worse. Edward took his hand away and looked at me concerned.

"Bella, I'm worried about you. I think I should take you to Carlisle."

No! I was perfectly healthy! I just really needed to use they bathroom!

"No! I'm fine, don't worry about me. Let's go to the car, I'm feeling a bit better already." I hated lying to him, I hope I can walk.

"Bella, are you sure? You look uncomfortable?"

"Yes I'm sure let's go." I stiffened as I got up from the bench and intertwined my hand with Edward's.

He eyed me suspiciously but followed me to the Volvo. He knew something was up but at least he let it go. My hand tightened around his but then the sensation passed. My stomach eased up and I relaxed. Much better! Edward glimpsed at me and smiled knowing of my relief.

"I told you I was feeling better." I returned his cute crooked smile with a small smile of my own.

We reached the silver Volvo, Edward led me to the passengers seat and opened the door for me then helping me in. Edward hopped in on the other side and began speeding down the rode going at least a hundred miles per hour.

"So, still up for that trip to the meadow?" he asked through a grin.

I felt fine now, I didn't need to go at all. Thank god.

"Yeah for sure." I said happily.

We continued down the winding rode and my stomach gurgled. Edward looked down at me. The churning in my stomach began once again. I shifted in my seat uncomfortably and then another urge hit me hard. I groaned in discomfort.

"Bella?!" Worried, Edward pulled over on the side of the road.

"There's something wrong! I'm taking you to Carlisle right now."

"No Edward, please, please, please take me home." I begged, I tightening my grip on my gassy stomach.

"No Bella, not till you tell me what's wrong. I already know you know what's wrong, you are a terrible liar." Edward's eyes glistened with concern and sadness. He hated to see me hurting.

"I'm perfectly healthy, please don't worry about me. Take me home. I will tell you when we get there okay?" I was on the verge of tears. Edward could see that, so he gave in and we headed to my house.

I was going to explode if we didn't get there soon. That lunch must have not agreed with me because the stomach pain was almost unbearable.

Edward pulled up in front of my house.

"Now tell me what's wrong or I'm taking you to Carlisle." His tone was stern.

My eyes filled with tears, "Edward please stay right here. I promise to tell you when I get back, please Edward. Stay in the car please. Don't come inside. Please for me." I pleaded.

My stomach jolted , I rushed out of the car and into the house only tripping twice. I nearly wiped out on the stairs but that didn't stop me. I bolted to the bathroom and shut the door barely having enough time to make it to the toilet in time. I was right about exploding, farts slipped out as poop rushed into the white porcelain bowl. It burned. I hope Edward couldn't hear me.

I heard the front door slam and Edward call out to me, "Bella honey? Are you alright?"

My face started to heat up as my cheeks flushed a deep red. I choked out a loud sob.

"Edward! Go away!" I screamed in agony. I was absolutely mortified. I was still emptying out my bowels. I held it all in, it was extremely difficult to do, it took a lot out of me. I tensed. I don't know how much longer I could hold it before it all comes exploding out.

Edward banged on the wooden door, before yelling again,

"Bella! Are you alright?"

Then he started fumbling with the doorknob. I couldn't respond, I needed to concentrate on holding all this crap in.

"Bella!" Would he ever let up? So overprotective!

"I'm fine," I said through heavy sobs, "Please go back out to the car, I will meet you there in five minutes." I croaked still trying to remain in concentration. It was starting to hurt.

It was silent for a couple seconds until Edward yelled,

"That's it! I'm coming in!" My heart skipped a beat, I panicked,

"No! Please no!"

A bang and the door flew open. Edward stepped in. He just stared at me shocked. I covered myself with my skinny arms and lost my concentration. I was too shocked. Farts, and the load I had been holding in rushed into the toilet. Load and clear, even for a human. I burst into another set of tears and put my head down into my lap too afraid to look at Edward. I continued to cry as a finished emptying myself while Edward just stood there and stared at me shocked. I finished a few seconds later still keeping my head down sobbing hysterically. Finally after what felt like forever I felt movement but I still couldn't bear to glance up. Edward pasts me a tissue. I took it from him still resting my stuffy head in my lap. He took one of my clammy hands and pressed it to his cold lips.

"I'm so sorry Bella." Edward got up and left the room, shutting the door as he left to go downstairs. Once I knew he was gone I cleaned myself up and washed my face. I pulled my hair out of the loose ponytail and let it fall over my face shielding my red puffy eyes. I rummaged through the cabinets under the sink. Ah, I found it. Pepto Bismo. I didn't want to see Edward he was probably waiting downstairs to break up with me because I'm a shitty girlfriend. Literally. He was probably going to leave me again, he had just come back a couple weeks ago. At this thought I burst into tears once again. I just stayed there in the bathroom crying. Finally after half an hour I was exhausted. It was only the middle of the afternoon but the crying really tired me out. I opened the door, and walked across the hall to my bedroom. I didn't even glance downstairs. I just jumped into bed and cried myself to sleep.

Edward's POV

Bella's beautiful brown orbs filled with tears as she pleaded, "Edward please stay right here. I promise to tell you when I get back, please Edward. Stay in the car please. Don't come inside. Please for me."

With that she whipped open the car door and raced to into the house. I couldn't leave my angel alone while she was sick. I just couldn't. I hopped out of my Volvo and went into the house.

"Bella honey? Are you alright?" I yelled as I ran up the stairs two at time using my vampire speed.

I heard my sweet Bella let out a loud sob as she screamed,

"Edward! Go away!"

The cries became louder and then a stench hit me. Oh god, what's that smell? It grew stronger as I reached the top of the stairs.

I could hear the sobs coming from the bathroom. I approached the door and knocked before I yelled once again,

"Bella! Are you alright?" No response, I went to pull the doorknob, it was locked. What was she keeping from me. She was sick, I wanted to care for her, to make her feel better. My angel was in pain while I couldn't help her. I couldn't bear the thought.

Why wouldn't she talk to me? "Bella!"

"I'm fine. Please go back out to the car, I will meet you there in five minutes." Her voice sounded strained. I had made up my mind, I couldn't bear this anymore.

"That's it! I'm coming in!"

Bella shrieked at the top of her lungs,

"No! Please no!" Her voice was panicked.

I broke through the door with a bang and I stepped into the small bathroom. A terrible stench hit me once again. There she was my Bella, in the corner of the bathroom on the toilet. She looked up at me shocked, tears streamed down her face from her red rimmed eyes. And that's when I heard it. Gas, and human waste flew out of Bella and into the toilet. I couldn't believe I just walked in on Bella pooping. I couldn't even imagine the embarrassment I just caused her. She burst into another series of tears and put her head down into her lap. She was too afraid to even look at me. I was shocked, ashamed. I didn't know if I should leave her to finish or comfort her so I just stood there like a deer in headlights. She continued to cry, it was pitiful really. How could I invade her privately like this? Finally I walked over to the counter and grabbed a tissue, I bent down in front of her and handed her the tissue. She took it but still didn't look up or say a word. She just sobbed loudly, this was all my fault. I had never seen her cry this hard before. I reached out and grabbed her fragile hand, and kissed it.

"I'm so sorry Bella." With that I got up and left the bathroom making sure to close the door. I went downstairs still stunned. I sat on the couch in the living room, thinking about what I could say to Bella when she came out. I could still her sobbing up there. After a little bit, I heard a toilet flush and water running. Not to long later I heard a door open. I perked up waiting for her steps down the stairs. But they never came instead she went to her room and I heard the squeak of mattress on her bed as she jumped into it.

About an hour later I heard my name being called from upstairs, curious I went up to her bedroom. She was talking in her sleep.

"Edward! No!" She cried. "Please don't leave me again! I'm sorry for what you saw today in the bathroom. Please don't leave me again! I just got you back!"

I stared shocked as salty tears dripped from her sleeping eyes. She thought i was going to leave her because of what happened today?

"I'm sorry!" She screamed. Bella woke up as she screamed shaking in agony. She broke out into heaver sobs as she clutched her chest in pain.

"Bella, shhh. It's okay. I'm here." I whispered soothingly.

I cradled her in my cold arms as she shook.

"Y-your n-no-not g-oin-oing to leave me?" she stuttered between cries.

"Of course not angel, I love you, I promise to never leave you again, I'm so sorry for everything, me leaving and today. I can't tell you how sorry I am Bella."

"You aren't grossed out or anything?" She sniffed, she was calming down a bit.

"No why would I be?" I asked softly.

"You look shocked in the bathroom and it was pretty gross even for me." She stated.

"I was shocked and ashamed. I couldn't believe I did that, I'm sorry for the embarrassment I caused you. I'm not grossed out, It happens to everyone." I said.

"No not to you."

"Not anymore. At one time yes."

"I'm sorry you had to see that." She looked ashamed herself.

"You have nothing to be ashamed or sorry about. I was the one who barged in you told me not too. I'm so sorry Bella. I really am." I frowned looking down.

"It's okay. But never take me to that restaurant again!" She laughed.

Good she was laughing, hopefully getting over this entire thing. "Yes, that's for sure." i smiled and laughed before I added, "Are you alright now?"

"Yeah, I am now."

"I love you."

"I love you." Bella added before I leaned over to kiss my sweet innocent angel.

Hope you weren't too grossed out, some parts were pretty disturbing. I have a sore neck from leaning down from writing for 3 and a half hours straight. Ahhh! Well anyway hope you liked a little fluff story. Please review! I'm begging you!