The Ganking of The Carverosaurus
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"Ugh" Sam grunted. The crap-coloured slime from the now-defunct carverosaurus was clinging in muddy splotches to his hair and face, making him want to puke at the grossness of it.
"That has to be the most disgusting monster we've taken out in a long time," he groused towards his equally splattered brother.
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"Yeah, who would've thought it was so full of this sludge," Dean agreed wrinkling his nose at the earthy putrid smell wafting up from his clothes.
"Plus the fact it was one fugly dude. A huge head in the middle and four smaller ones attached to each side. Some kind of freaky composite monstrosity."
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Sam sighed, running a wary hand over his hair which the hardening slime had shaped into a helmet.
"Well let's look on the bright side. It's a one–off. Some kind of tulpa. Apparently the originals write for a TV show and the fans were so pissed-off at the crappy quality of the scripts that this mutated version of the writing team took solid form."
"Whatever," Dean repeated tiredly. "It was still a bitch to kill. We had to poke each head in the eye with a pen filled with red ink."
"Yeah, I repeat. This has one of the weirdest monsters we've ever ganked." Sam bitched. "All we need is for the internet to start spawning one-offs created by vengeful fans, as if vampires and the rest of the motley crew weren't enough!"
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"So I'm taking first shower. I need to burn this slime off under the hot water and pray I never see another one of those misfits again," Dean declared, making a bee-line for the bathroom.
"Aw, come on, Dean," Sam whined. "Look at my hair. The carverosaurus seemed to take pleasure in squirting its ooze all over my head."
Dean cracked a smile. "I gotta say, you look more freaky than usual, Sammy, but that doesn't mean you get to shower first!"
"Please, dude. If I don't get this stuff out of my hair pronto, I'm gonna have to cut it," Sam pleaded, the eyes at full power.
Once again they worked their magic and Sam smiled sweetly in victory as Dean moved aside and left him access to the bathroom.
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"You're the best big brother in the world," he shot back grinning .
Dean just rolled his eyes and swore silently that if Sam used all the hot water, he'd come up with pay-back that would make the Nair incident seem like a pat on the cheek!
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The end