Sorry about the thing before this...I accidently pressed the wrong document, and so it ended up as the allegiances for my other story...okay. I don't own anything!
This is...
WARRIORS IDOL!
Stormfur: Hello, cats of all Clans! My name is Stormfur, and this is Warriors Idol!
*cricket chirps*
Stormfur: Tigerstar, keep your paws off the sound effects button.
Tigerstar: I SHALL RULE THE SHOW!!!!!!! *presses boing sound effect*
Stormfur: Security!
*Cloudtail and Brackenfur come in and start dragging Tigerstar away*
Tigerstar: NOOOO!!!! I SHALL RULE AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!
Stormfur: This is Warriors Idol.
Tigerstar: ...Oh. Carry on.
__________________________________________--Please Stand By--_________________________________________________________
Stormfur: Hello, cats of all Clans! My name is Stormfur, and this is Warriors Idol!
*crowd cheers*
Stormfur: Today, we are going to be starting the tryouts of Season 1 in...THUNDERCLAN!
--Video Montage Begins--
THUNDERCLAN: FIERCE AND BRAVE.
THUNDERCLANNERS ARE LOYAL AND KIND. THE ARGUABLY 'GOOD GUYS.' THEY ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR BEAUTIFUL SHE-CATS AND THEIR AWESOME TOMS. ALL THE PROPHECIES SURROUND THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE ARGUABLY 'MORE SPECIAL THAN ANYONE ELSE.'
--Video Montage Ends--
Stormfur: Well, let's get right to it! Here are your judges. Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell!
Feathertail: What about Kara?
Stormfur: Kara?
Feathertail: Yeah, that Kara chick they added in the most recent American Idol season?
Stormfur: ...Doesn't ring a bell. Anyway, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell!
*Whitewing slips in quietly and gives Stormfur a piece of paper, then leaves*
Stormfur: Hold it! It seems that Randy, Paula, and Simon have unfortunately gotten into a Tigerstar-induced accident! So now, our judges will have to be replaced with StarClan-slash-Dark Forest cats! So, here we have...uh...Snowkit?
Snowkit: Wazzup dawgs?
Stormfur: Cats.
Snowkit: Look, I'm not getting paid much here.
Stormfur: Aren't you deaf?
Snowkit: ...You didn't see anything.
*There is a puff of smoke and Snowkit disappears*
Stormfur: Uh...okay...then it's Mosskit! Mosskit, are you a boy or a girl? Because Secrets of the Clans said you were a boy, while Cats of the Clans said you were a girl.
Mosskit: ...You didn't see anything.
*There is a puff of smoke and Mosskit disappears*
Stormfur: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE JUDGES OUT HERE!
*Whitestorm, Honeyfern, and Tigerstar shuffle into the judge's panel*
Stormfur: Okay, good. Now we can FINALLY start. Here in ThunderClan today, we have...Hollyleaf? Isn't Hollyleaf dead?
Hollyleaf: ...No. Vicky Holmes says I'm alive.
Stormfur: ...Good enough for me. Okay, Hollyleaf, Firestar, Leafpool, Hazeltail, Cinderheart, um... then a group of Berrynose, Spiderleg, Birchfall, and Poppyfrost. Okay then. No senior warriors?
Thornclaw: It has been reported that senior warriors are too boring.
Stormfur: Well, okay then. So, without further ado, let's bring on Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: ...Okay.
I'm alive...
I'm alive...
...
Whitestorm: ...Well?
Hollyleaf: That's all I know of the song.
Tigerstar: You seem pretty Gothic today.
Hollyleaf: There is no hope. Life is meaningless. We're all going to die.
*white cats come in and carry Hollyleaf away*
Hollyleaf: ...apocalypse...
Honeyfern: What was that song, anyway?
Whitestorm: The only song I can put it with is All Around Me by Flyleaf.
Tigerstar: WHO'S FLYLEAF?! SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
Hawkfrost: Calm down, father. We shall have our revenge on Firestar soon. He's next.
Tigerstar: Deep, calming breaths...in and out...in and out...hooooo...
Stormfur: Well, next up we got...Firestar!
Firestar: Ahem. Well, thank you so much. Sandstorm is going to help me out in the beginning.
Sandstorm: He's paying me.
Stormfur: I understand.
Sandstorm: Hi Barbie!
Firestar: Hi Ken!
Sandstorm: Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?
Firestar: Sure Ken!
Sandstorm: Well, forget it!
Firestar: I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Said I have it
I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm in relation to Frankenstein's creation!
Sandstorm: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Firestar: Boo-hoo-hoo!
Sandstorm: You're so ugly, you disgust me
Firestar: I'm a bland homely girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky
Sandstorm: You're a dog and a troll
Were you hit by a train
Don't go near you
'Cause your breath is stanky
Whitestorm: WHOA WHOA WHOA.
Tigerstar: I think you better shut up now.
Sandstorm: Just reminding you, he said he'd pay me to do that.
Whitestorm, Honeyfern, Tigerstar: I understand.
Whitestorm: But FIRESTAR! Whoa, whoa, dawg, er--cat, you need to get a life!
Tigerstar: I think three words sums it up--I hate you.
Honeyfern: Sorry. I know you were my leader...but you can't name your cats worth a mousetail. I mean, you named my love BERRYNOSE! And what's up with Squirrelflight?
Squirrelflight: She's right, you know!
Firestar: But...but Honeyfern's a pretty name!
Honeyfern: Okay...you got me there. And Whitewing and Birchfall are pretty cool. But Spiderleg just makes me sad.
Firestar: Fine. I'll be better. Like, I'll name Foxpaw Foxcatcher.
Honeyfern: Foxpaw's just being a stupid tom. Don't name him Foxcatcher. But anyway, get outta here.
*Firestar pads away sullenly*
Stormfur: Now, it appears we have...Leafpool!
Leafpool: Thank you. Thank you very much. I will be singing Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift.
Crowfeather: Oh, great StarClan. This is about me, isn't it?
Leafpool: ...You didn't see anything.
*Leafpool disappears*
Stormfur: Well, then, we're going to have to substitute Leafpool for someone else...er...Graystripe!
Graystripe: I thought senior warriors were boring.
Stormfur: We're just going to have to deal with the ratings. Good luck, Dad.
Graystripe: I'm going to sing a song.
Here's a little song I wrote
I'm going to sing it note for note
Don't worry
Be happy
Thank you! You're all too kind!
Stormfur: Let's go to our judges.
Whitestorm: Yeah...okay. Okay. It wasn't too bad. I guess we have to let some people through, so...
Stormfur: You know, we still got Hazeltail and Cinderheart. And they're really good.
Whitestorm: Then it's a no. You freak me out, man.
Honeyfern: Sorry, Graystripe. It's a no.
Tigerstar: You're Firestar's friend. You deserve to die.
Graystripe: Lovely.
Stormfur: Sorry, Dad. You're outta here. Next we got Hazeltail.
Hazeltail: I am confident but I still have my moments
Baby, that's just me
I'm not a supermodel, I still eat McDonald's
Tigerstar: Now I want a chicken nugget.
Hazeltail: Don't interrupt me! That's rude.
Tigerstar: Naw, screw the chicken nugget. GIVE ME A WHOPPER!
Hazeltail: Just let me finish.
Baby, that's just me
Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well everything's the same
In the La La Land Machine
Machine, Machine
Who said that I can't wear my Converse with my dress
Well baby, that's just me
Who said I can't be single and have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me, no, no
Tigerstar: But you don't want to be single, do you?
Hazeltail: WHO TOLD YOU?! Er, what?
Tigerstar: Yes, I can read your puny mind. You like Lionblaze, ha ha ha!
*Hazeltail punches Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: YOU FOOL! I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE LIONBLAZE TOO!
Whitestorm: Oh, what the heck. Grab a golden ticket, you're going to the Island!
Hazeltail: Argh...oh! Okay! Sweet!
*Hazeltail runs away with a golden ticket*
Hazeltail: YES! MY ONE LIFE'S DREAM IS FULFILLED! Now I just have to fulfill the other...
Tigerstar: I think I know what that means! Heh heh heh!
Hazeltail: SHUT UP!
Tigerstar: Yes, sir. I mean, ma'am. I mean boss! I mean Pumbaa!
Honeyfern: Zip it, Tigerstar!
Stormfur: Next we have Cinderheart!
Cinderheart: Hi!
Tigerstar: Hello. You love Jayfeather, don't you?
Cinderheart: WHY MUST YOU READ SHE-CATS' MINDS?!
Tigerstar: It's my job. I'm getting paid to do it.
Cinderheart: Oh. I understand. But anyway, fine. I like Jayfeather. Here's a song.
Tigerstar: Hmmm...I delve into your mind...You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift!
Stormfur: Why do she-cats love Taylor Swift?
Cinderheart: Because she's AWESOME!
Stormfur: Good enough for me.
Cinderheart: Fine. Here's a song about me and Jayfeather, and Willowshine...grr...Willowshine...
Tigerstar: Let me guess. She wears short skirts, you wear T-shirts, she's cheer captain and you're on the bleachers.
Cinderheart: You just ruined the song.
Stormfur: Whatever. We know you can sing.
Honeyfern: So grab a ticket to Vegas!!!!!!!!!
Tigerstar: That's So You Think You Can Dance.
Honeyfern: Oh. Well, how do you give out tickets on American Idol?
Whitestorm: I totally forget.
Cinderheart: Grab a golden ticket, you're heading to the Island, maybe?
Whitestorm: That works.
Stormfur: Okay, next we have...the group of Berrynose, Spiderleg, Birchfall, and Poppyfrost!
Honeyfern: YEAH! BERRYNOSE!!!!! And Poppyfrost, too.
Berrynose: Hi, Honeyfern. How's StarClan?
Honeyfern: I wish I was alive.
Hollyleaf: I'M ALIVE!
Honeyfern: Shut up.
Berrynose: Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that that that that that
All: Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom
Boom boom boom
Berrynose: I got the hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got that rock and roll
That future flow
That digital spit
Next level visual
I got that (Boom boom boom)
How the beat bang (Boom boom boom)
Poppyfrost: I like that boom boom pow
Them chicks be jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
All: Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom
Boom boom boom
Spiderleg: I'm on that supersonic boom
Ya'll hear that spaceship ZOOM
Yeah when I step inside the room
Them girls go eh-eh-uh
Ya'll stuck on super eh-eh-eh
They're no fast stupid a bit
I'm on that HD flat
This beat go boom boom pow
Birchfall: I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Pretty ladies extra longer, 'cause
We got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pow
We got the beat that 808
That the boom boom in your town
Poppyfrost: People in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your hands in the air
Berrynose drop the beat now
Berrynose: I be rockin' them beats, yup yup yup
I be rockin' them beats, y-yup yup yup hah hah hah
Here we go, here we go
Satellite radio
Ya'll get hit with the
All: Boom Boom!
Berrynose: Beat so big
I'm steppin' on leprechauns
Ya'll get hit with the
All: Boom Boom!
Berrynose: Ya'll get hit with the
All: Boom Boom!
Berrynose: Ya'll get hit with the
(Ya'll get hit with the)
This beat be bumpin bumpin,
This beat go boom boom!
Tigerstar: Let the beat rock
L-l-l-let the beat rock
Let the beat r...
Berrynose: This beat be bumpin bumpin
This beat go boom boom
Poppyfrost:
I like that boom boom pow
Them chicks be jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
All: Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom (That)
Boom boom boom
Boom boom boom
Honeyfern: That...was...AMAZING.
Whitestorm: That was pretty buck.
Honeyfern: Whitestorm, that's So You Think You Can Dance again!
Whitestorm: But I like saying things are buck!
Honeyfern: Get into character, Whitestorm!
Berrynose: Oh, thanks, Tigerstar, for the little part you did for us there.
Tigerstar: Don't mention it. Did you like my deep voice?
Spiderleg: It was pretty buck.
Honeyfern: Well, I think they should all get to the Island.
Whitestorm: I agree.
Tigerstar: How could they not, with me helping them?
Stormfur: Okay, that's it for ThunderClan tryouts! In total, six cats are going to the Island. Hazeltail, Cinderheart, Berrynose, Spiderleg, Birchfall, and Poppyfrost! Tune in next time for the ShadowClan tryouts!
Warriors Idol is brought to you by Burger King Whoppers. Have it your way.
Tigerstar: GIVE ME A WHOPPER!
Okay, there you have it. Review, if you please.