DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any other anime or anime characters. Also, I do not own this story. Almost all the credit goes to my little sister (AKA Bug) who doesn't really want her own account, but wanted me to post this. A few ideas were mine, but it's mostly all her. Enjoy! Shadow

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The Sand Siblings Aren't Scary At All. By MyLonelyShadow's little sister, Bug.

It was October 30th and the entirety of the Hidden Village of Sand was in a fuss. Kankuro's stupid ideas didn't usually get this much attention, but Halloween seemed to be the exception. Every person in the village was busy, making costumes and treats like tamasaburo in anticipation for tomorrow evening. Everyone was excited. Except for a certain red-head that we all know, love, and fear.

"GAARA!!! What are you going to wear tomorrow?" Temari asked while she finished making her own costume.

"I'm not going." He replied emotionless.

"But Gaara! Why not?! You'd be soooo cute! Tell you what, I'll make your costume for you."

"So I'll look stupid like you? Hmp. Make me."

A fuming Temari almost strangled her brother. "YOU WILL BE GOING AND YOU WILL BE IN COSTUME OR ELSE MR. TEDDY MEETS THE SHREDDER AM I CLEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Gaara, struggling out of his deathly sister's hands, left with nothing more than a quick nod before retreating to his room.

The next day, Temari did nothing but work on Gaara's costume. Kankuro's whereabouts were unknown, nor cared for at the moment. Gaara was out for a walk, thinking as he watched people running about. Why me? Why must I attend this… this.. THING!!! It's utterly stupid, besides, it's not like I'll get anything.

Gaara made his way back home, and noticed something like a tail on Temari's costume she was making for him.

"Gaara, don't worry, I'm almost finished!" She giggled afterwards, probably thinking of what it would look like on him. Gaara didn't bother asking what it was, fearing what her mad mind had created. He could wait for it. He could wait.

Kankuro finally showed up, giddy as everyone else.

"So… what are you wearing?" Gaara inquired, not actually interested, but seeing as there was nothing else to do, he figured he'd find out.

"OH! HI GAARA!!" It seemed like he created an earthquake he was so loud. "You wanna see, you wanna see?!?! Okay come on!" They went to Kankuro's room and Kankuro put on his costume, seeing it was getting dark already. "Da nananananananana nanananana Batman!!!!!" He yelled acting all sneaky and such.

"… … … you look... the same. What kind of costume is that?"

"Don't you see? There's a bat symbol now! Now I'm batman!"

"Kankuro—"

"NO!!!! It's Bat-kuro now!" No sooner had he decided that, Gaara left to Temari's o-so-cute-beckoning for Gaara.

"What?" he replied bluntly as he came to Temari.

"I'm finished! You HAVE to put it on now, okay?!" Afraid of being strangled again, Gaara reluctantly put on the ridiculous costume, in his opinion.

His costume was a raccoon suit with little ears and a tail. "KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Temari and Kankuro cried at the same time. Apparently, Kankuro was serious about his costume. Temari wore a pirate costume including a sword, boots, an eye patch, and golden skull earrings.

So the bat, pirate, and raccoon set out for their exciting night.

Many people dressed up. Gaara wished he could have one kid's costume: He draped a sheet over himself and put holes for eyes. Kankuro ran off, seeking candy from every person giving candy out. Temari attracted many boys, though she beat up every one of them who tried something with her. She beat them up pretty good, too. Gaara hung with Temari, for the sake of being with someone he knew. And because she forced him to go outside, and go trick-or-treating. Suddenly, three kids appeared in front of the two siblings.

"Look, it's a cute raccoon and a pirate! The pirate is a ninja, isn't she?"

"Yeah, she's a ninja-pirate!"

"No, it's called a pirate-ninja!"

"Ninja-pirate!"

"Pirate-ninja!!"

"Ninja-pirate!!"

"Pirate-ninja!!!"

"Ninja-pirate-ninja-pirate-ninja-pirate-" was what it started to sound like as they quarreled non-stop.

"You're cute." The other kid said to the raccoon, Gaara. Gaara didn't know what to say.

"YAY! SHE'S RIGHT YOU ARE JUST TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!" Temari exclaimed as she huggled Gaara so tight, he thought he'd die. He could only think of one thing: I hate being cute.

"I hate being cute."

"What was that now?!?!?!"

"NOTHING AT ALL. I THINK WE SHOULD WE SHOULD GO HOME Now because…" Gaara stopped his sentence because they saw Kankuro for the 50th time at this one house as well as the rest of the houses.

"Kankuro! Oi Kankuro!!" Temari yelled at her crazy brother. "Kankuro, where-"

"NO! It's Bat-kuro to you!!!!"

"… okay, well, where have you- I mean, how many times have you been around all the houses?!?! Leave some candy for the other kids. Jeez."

"Let's go home, we got plenty of candy." Gaara said while dragging his older siblings towards home.

Temari had a huge pile of candy because the boys kept giving her extra candy cause… well you know. Kankuro's huge pile was because of attempting to get every piece of candy from every person. Gaara, surprisingly, also had a huge pile of candy. He got some because… well, because he was just too darn cute to resist.

"Yes!!! Oh, I can't wait until next year!!!!!!" Kankuro said after eating some of his candy.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Gaara didn't wanna do it every year! But it seems he was on the weak side.

"Why not? I'll make your costume next year too!!!! Oh, so many ideas!" She smirked evilly at him while Gaara just nodded in fear of his temperamental sister. At least I got candy, even if I had to wear such a ridiculous thing.

"You're gonna be even CUTER next year!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gaara just ate his candy. Not the least bit excited for next year. He could only think of one thing: I hate being cute.

The End- until next year that is. Mwhahahahahaha!!!