A/N: Random spawning of an idea to give Fang a diary and see what he writes. Hopefully this will work out for the best.
Disclaimer: EvilmindedchilD does not own Maximum Ride or any of it's characters. All she owns are her own ideas and imagination.
*sigh* The reason I'm writing this is because Max gave me this damn thing and expects me to. I don't want a bloody nose, so I figured I'd give it a shot.
I'm Fang, I'm about 15 years old and I live –insert town name here-. What, you didn't really think I'd tell you where I am, did you? I'd have thought you smarter than that, diary.
I'm a bird kid. My DNA was grafted with that of an avian, therefore giving me the curse – I mean, ability to fly. But you know this already.
Today, Max decided we should all go see a comedy show. I honestly thought she was joking, until we got there. We sat in a dark theatre with one exit and a lot of other people. I was twitching insanely, but the kids were laughing so hard they were crying. There was some improvisation, some scripted acts, this thing called "delayed reactions", where someone would say something like, "I dropped your iPod in the toilet" and the guy would just stand there and keep smiling. Then, a minute later, he'd yell, "Nooooooo!". There was also one where his girlfriend broke up with him and walked away, and he stood there. Then, another guy walked in and began to speak, when the delayed reaction guy yelled, "But I love you!" to the guy who walked in. It was pretty well done, I must admit. You know, aside from the close space.
Afterwards, we went into a food court to get lunch. Everyone had something different: Thai food, Subway, Burger King, Greek, Chinese, Tim Horton's, and Total had some frozen yogurt from a little stand. All in all, it was a good day.
Yeah, so I'm done for now. Max can't say I didn't use this thing.
Flying High,
Fang
A/N: What do you guys think? Should I continue with Fang's diary entries? Should I pass off the diary to someone else? Should it be for the whole flock to use? Let me know.
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