The Simpsons
In: The Simpsons Story.
Homer: Mmmm doughnuts. Me no marry Marge. I will marry you.
Marge: Homie wake up. There is something important I need to tell you.
Homers Mind: Oh no she wants a divorce. What have I done to deserve this?
Homer: Look Marge. Sweetie. I will not divorce you for stupid doughnuts. Maybe two but not 1.
Marge: No! It's not about doughnuts. It's about the trip I am taking alone. To Texas.
Homer: Marge. When did this hick trip come to mind?
Marge: At dinner last night you said you agreed to this trip.
(Flashback to last Night)
Marge: Homer?
Homer: Yea!
Marge: Look Homer I need to talk to you about something important.
Homer: Continue!
Homer's Mind: What is she rambling about now college?
Marge: Yea I talked to Patty. And I am going to go to Texas for the interview.
Bart: Hey mom what are you going to work as?
Lisa: A doctor, Fireman, Policewoman?
Bart: A brain surgeon, belly dancer, drug dealer.
Marge: BART! I will not be a drug dealer.
Lisa: How about a flight attendant again.
Marge: Lisa do you remember what happened last time. I was a flight attendant! Me, and your father nearly split up. I worked hard just so then Homer could get free rides.
Homer: But Marge we went over that problem. And then I changed. You remember right?
Marge: Yea that's after so much trouble! Then you started to change.
Homer: Why are you going? Sooooo what are you working as?
Marge: Well as a travel agent!
Homer: D'oh. Marge why are you leaving me here alone with the kids?
Marge: Well the kids go to school. Only you have to stay with is Maggie!
Homer: Ahhh. No not her.
Marge: Homer! Why are you so scared of Maggie?
Homer: She attacked me with a hammer once. Remember?
Lisa: Wow my dad attacked by a baby with a hammer.
Bart: Can you say that louder into my microphone?
Marge: Bart! Stop trying to blackmail your father.
Bart: It was worth a try. So mom when are you going.
Marge: In two days. Homer do you want me to go?
Homer's Brain: Uh oh she needs me to answer an integence question!
Marge: The words intelligent
Homer: Um yea you can go to Sour Cream Island.
Marge: Thank you Homie. I love you.
Homer's Brain: She loves me allot all of the sudden. Just nod Homer. Just nod and smile.
Homer: Thank you Marge. I love you too.
(Flashback ends)
Marge: Homie, what were you thinking last night.
Homer: I was drunk last night. I went to Moe's and ordered two duffs. I swear.
Marge: Look! If you are going to get drunk every day. I am going to stay here.
Homer: Look Marge. I was thirsty. And Moe's was the last place open at the time.
Lisa: Mom I wasn't to use the bathroom. But, Bart is taking a shower. For the last 40 minutes.
Homer: Lisa! Go to school. You're mom will take care of it.
Marge: Homer stop making me the main person for problems. Homer when I go to Texas. I need you to be the man of the house.
Homer: Marge we all know the last time that happened. I want out.
Marge: Homer if you cannot accomplish this. I will get a divorce.
Homer: D'oh. Please Marge. Don't leave
Marge: Homie please. When I get back we can talk about my job. And our lives.
Homer: When are you coming back?
Marge: In three weeks.
Homer: D'oh why three weeks. I thought you are going to Hicksville. It isn't far.
Marge: Homer it's only three weeks because the line is huge.
Homer: Are you kidding? What does the line begin in Texas?
Bart: Lisa, it's all yours. Mom, Homer where is Lisa?
Homer: Call me dad please. Anyway-
Marge: Lisa's at school. She was complaining about you're long bathroom trips.
Bart: Oh no the bus.
Otto: Come on kidaruenos. Lets go. Hey Lisa where's Bart man
Lisa: Coming I guess.
Homer: Go to hick land. And I will take the kids to Duff gardens.
Marge: Okay Homie. I love you. I got to go now.
Homer: But you said tomorrow you are going!
Marge: I lied Bye Homie!
Homer: Bye sweet cheeks.
And the adventure began. Who knows where it will lead next.
To be continued.