Alright, your drag queen has come! blah blah, yes i dress like a guy. now, this was some random shit i jotted down while i was half asleep in 3rd hr. but now skool is ovr. so expect many more updates and wut not. so, i dont own naruto or he would b evil and join the Akatsuki. there. o, and itachi and deidara would get it on.
Gaara was in a good mood. That alone was enough to scare people.
A few days ago, he had been kidnapped, killed, and brought back to life by an old hag.
Now, he was going to Otogakure to see Sasuke.
Halfway there, he met Naruto wearing only a leather man thong.
S while Gaara was washing his eyes out, Naruto told him how he had been sold to a box worth of wheaties, the leader being a strawberry flavored one, to be an "exotic dancer" in some cantina in Panama.
While neither of them really knew where or what Panama was, it sounded pretty bad.
S Gaara gave Naruto a shiny coin to keep him distracted so that he could continue on to Sasuke.
Once he found the secret hideout with the huge Sound symbol on it, right after he knocked, he wished he hadn't.
Orochimaru and Michael Jackson in drag answered the door.
They didn't seem to think that anything was awkward, and they just told Gaara where to find Sasuke's room, just as long as he didn't bother the toast, since it had just had a litter of bread roll.
So avoiding the toasting room, he made his way through the possums and to the right door. When he walked in, Sasuke was sitting in his emo corner mumbling something about why his name had to have "uke" in it.
Even though he was one.
When he saw Gaara, he got all starry eyed.
Once Gaara let the stars back outside, he sat down with Sasuke and the had their cocoa.
After that, since Kankuro and Temari were running Suna for the weekend, the played pranks on Orochimaru and Michael Jackson by stealing their lipstick and disorganizing their eyeshadows.