im soryr
"This is so stupid." I think to myself as I lunge into a kick. Me and the other Wasabi Warriors are doing a promotion to drum up business in the parking lot of the Black Dragons. Jerry is holding a sign that says "watch our demo get a free jockstrap" and Milton is holding a box of jockstraps. Jack and I are doing a routine. We finish it with a front punch. Me and Jack were doing the demo together because we are the best in the dojo and because he didn't want me doing a routine with any of the other guys, because he thought it would look like i was dating them. My boyfriend comes up with some crazy ideas sometimes.
"Alright, who's ready to sign up?" He asks. Nobody moves.
"Who's just here for the free jockstrap?" Milton asks, and everyone raids the box.
"I think they took the one i was wearing!" He says and we all roll our eyes.
"Every week Rudy makes us do these dumb promotions to drum up business in the parking lot of the Black Dragons." Jack says and I move next to him.
"Where is Rudy anyways?" I ask and hear a roar behind me. Rudy just showed up in a HUGE monster truck.
Yeah, Rudy is pretty stupid sometimes. Currently the only people in it are members of the Bobby Wasabi dojo, the Black Dragons are probably out terrorizing little kids.
"What's up Kim?" My boyfriend Jack stops punching a dummy to talk to me.
"Kai keeps flirting with me like im his girlfriend! Its soooo annoying!"
"He's doing what now?" Jack says and I hear the anger in his voice.
"Chill out Jack. I can handle this."
"I swear the next time I see him ill kill him so much he won't be able to have kids-"
"Thats enough Jack." Jack gets cut off by Milton. Jack goes back to punching the dummy, and i can tell that he is imagining that it is Kai. I grab my Gi from my locker and go to the girls locker room to change. I am about to leave when I hear Jack yelling at someone.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" He screams.
"Dude chill. I didn't do anything wrong." The person responds and I gag. It's Kai.
"WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?!" I told Jack to stay out of this. I kinda want to hear where this goes so I stay put.
"One- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! Two- the only girl iv'e flirted with is Kim-Hahaha! You want me to believe that Kim is dating-hahaha-YOU?!" Okay, this has gone on long enough. I have to put an end to this before Jack karate chops Kai's balls off. I burst out of the locker room.
"Helllo Kimmy!" I hear from Kai.
"Stuff it." I tell him and i go stand next to Jack. "Hi Jack!" I say, then hug him and kiss him on the cheek. He looks at me and I nod.
"Kai this is my boyfriend Jack. Didn't he beat you up on the great wall of china?" I say to Kai, who has an expression of anger mixed with confusion on his face.
"He did not- you just- but what- THIS IS NOT OVER!
kai, to hide his shame, assumed a new identity, became korean, and joined exo. to this day he still holds the shame of uh. getting his ass kicked by a 12 yr old man.