It's really hard to be mean

by My True Love

It's a poem about Beckett. Read and reveiw!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Pirates or it's characters.

It's really hard to be mean.

I am the Lord

of Port Royal.

I have groups of people,

that to me are loyal.

But I'm not happy,

I am sad.

It's really hard,

to be bad.

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I have no friends,

I'm all alone.

All my relatives,

lie under a tomb stone.

Nobody loves me,

nobody cares.

I don't even,

have any heirs.

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All my life,

I've done what I want.

Nobody can,

tell me that I can't.

I am the best,

I rule all.

I like to set men up,

and watch them fall.

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Ladies in my life,

are pretty rare.

They don't attract to me,

it's hard to bear.

I consider myself handsome,

a quite a catch.

But they disagree,

I'm not their match.

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So all alone

I intend to rule.

Some people,

might say I'm cruel.

But I don't care,

they don't fit my scheme.

It's really hard,

to be mean.