Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina.
Pretend?
Chapter1:
"Marriage" is such a strong word
Thoughts: 'peanut butter'
Speech: "jelly time"
Author: Well this story takes place when Mutsumi lost her memory. Keitaro and Naru try to help Mutsumi to regain her memory. They go through out the day playing as they did as children. Then Mutsumi asks Keitaro if he would marry her he says yes thinking it just pretend marriage. What if Naru did not interrupt the wedding? The wedding goes on as planned and everything is fine until...
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Keitaro and Mutsumi are at their 'pretend' reception eating and having fun
"Kei-kun you have made me the happiest girl in the world!" said Mutsumi. "And you have made me the happiest guy in the world." says Keitaro. 'Wonder when I can say those words to Naru and with out being the first man to reach orbit without a rocket?'
"Hurry kei-kun we don't want to be late to the reception!" Mutsumi say's joyfully. "Wow you're parents went al out on this" added Keitaro with a slight chuckle 'wonder how the wedding would be if it was for real?' "My parents like to spoil me when they can. They are one of the best parents anyone could have" said Mutsumi.
They left to their rooms to change (Keitaro insisted that that he wasn't ready to change with a girl in the same room. Much to Mutsumi disappointment ).
Mean while with Mutsumi's mom Natsumi
"NANI! So you're telling me that you are a real priest"
"uh…yeah. You said you needed some one to be a priest. So I thought you meant for a wedding? So I thought and you never said otherwise" says John the priest
"I thought you knew about my daughters condition?"
"What condition"
Keitaro was in complete shock over the news he just heard! From Naru
"You're telling me you're Mitsumi's parents did it for real. By GOD I thought they were just pretending. Come on it was just a pretend wedding. There is no way they really did it. You are just pulling my leg."
"No for real they paid for it and every thing" said Naru, who was starting to get annoyed by Keitaro.
"Here I thought Mitsumi was talking about a pretend party. You now with just her family until she remembers, but until then I will have to play the part as her new husband. Hahahaha never thought I would be saying something like that for real." Stated Keitaro with a small chuckle
" Just remember that I will keep an eye on you so you don't do anything perverted. DO I make myself clear. Don't get any ideas because remember this is just a pretend wedding nothing more, no perverted things going on." Said Naru with a vein almost bursting on her fore head.
"John how long have you lived in this town?" asked Natsumi. "Well about 12 years or so," Said John the priest
"And how long have you known my family," stated Natsumi with a hint of anger in her voice
"Since I moved here, you were the ones who threw me a party and gave me a lot of watermelons. Your family is of the nicest family I have ever known."
"John how much time do you spend around my family"
"Well I see you every Saturday for cards at your house, and I take care of your kids on Thursday. So I say a pretty good amount of time."
"THEN WHY CANT YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS CONDITION! You were there when I told the town about this idea." She said in a voice that could scare Michael Jackson back to being black.
"Well I really had to go, so when you started talking I went to the restroom" he said almost wetting himself.
"So your telling me is that the reason my daughter is married is because you couldn't hold it"
"Ye.e.s. Look on the bright side I hear that the groom is a good man" said John who was trying to be able to get out of this alive.
"THAT IS NOT THE POINT!" said Natsumi while punching him to some where far far away
(A/N: I would hate live in a world that you could be punched into orbit for being an idiot b/c I would be dead by now)
"S O R R Y!" is all could be hear from the now flying man
'That felt so good. I should do that more often, but now I have to tell Keitaro of our little problem' thought Natsumi with her hung low 'this will be very interesting, wonder how Naru will take this.' After taking a few steps ' O CRAP NARU'