Yes, this is a parody, as sick and twisted as it is. As usual, I don't own the characters. I'm just borrowing them to use and mock. Rantings will be held until the end, and an explanation will be given, sort of.
True Love
He just couldn't stand it anymore. He had to see her. It didn't matter what the others thought. They wouldn't understand. No one understood! And what's worse, they didn't even try! But that didn't matter anymore. They were finally together again, and no one would ever tear them apart!
Cloud looked down upon the swollen, waterlogged form of the once alive Aeris, the young woman that had somehow managed to steal his heart in just a matter of days. The sound of her voice still echoed in his head. Oh, how he missed those days of constant nagging and useless flirting.
Slowly, his fingers trailed along the cold, rotting skin of her cheek. Ah, the memories of it all. Images of that sexy purple dress came to mind. Secretly, he was currently wearing those sexy panties. The high heels, wig, and tiara were still safely stashed away in his closet and easily accessible for those moments when he was overcome by the need to cross-dress.
Her matted brown hair had been tinted green with moss, but in his eyes, it represented the beauty of earth and grass on a warm spring day. And her eyes! He couldn't stop staring into those sexy milk-white orbs. But what made it all the more special was that fact that she only had her eyes on him.
He would have stripped her on the spot and taken her then if it weren't for the fact that he had lost all sense of emotion, aside from being emo. True, Sephiroth could bring out the joy of, well, being happy. But lately he wasn't coming around as often as he used to. Cloud just couldn't understand this. He was shot, stabbed, and mortally wounded by magic on a regular basis, but that never slowed him down.
With a big sigh, he sulked at the idea of Sephiroth ignoring him. He'd probably cry into his pillow about it before falling asleep later. But for now he'd have to push the meteor summoning psychopath aside. This was his scheduled time to angst about Aeris. She needed his attention. Dramatically he draped his form over her own slightly smelling one.
Why? Why was he so pathetically useless without her all knowing guidance? Without her, there was just no drive to save the world or the other people that actually cared about him— the ones still alive and needing his help. No, he couldn't be bothered by the silly outside world full of its interactions with others. That might lead him astray and distract him from what was really important.
Aeris' slimy corpse was safe. No one could take her away from him. They were in love, true love. Something no one else could possibly understand.
I hate Advent Children Cloud. He's nothing like the Cloud at the end of the game. What happened to the cool, slightly dorky, motion sick, actually emotional Cloud at the end of the game!? Also, this is dedicated to my sister and friend who are obsessed with Cloud/Aeris pairings. To each their own I guess, but yeah... I just can't get over that technically Aeris fell in love with Zack, her boyfriend, whom Cloud was imitating. If it makes you feel any better though, I personally think Tifa is too good for Cloud. Again, especially Advent Children Cloud. Grrr!! End rant.
Flames are welcome. I'll be disappointed if I don't at least get one foaming, raving fangirl after me.