(You'll have to use your imagination here to help you visualize it. If you know who Marcus from the Borderlands series is, I kinda based the speaker on his character)
Greetings to both young and old mousehunters who have just arrived. May your hunts be fruitful, and your trap resilient against the many mighty foes of the Furoma rift!
Now let's get are two (2) parts to the furoma rift. The Grand Pagoda and the Training Grounds. Hunters start in the Training Grounds and collect Enerchi, a dangerous power generated by the countless honorable battles that take place in this sacred area.
Which we use to charge our 9V batteries for our cute little droids...
Ahem. Once charged, our tiny droids will become strong! Strong enough to bring your traps (may they never fail) into the Grand Pagoda...
Ah yes, the Grand Pagoda. Legends tell of fearsome mice and explosive feats of prowess that occur daily within that awe-inspiring structure. Beauty, and battle, intertwining together to become something so perfect, that us mere hunters will never be able to see and believe.
Of course, the legends are well... legends, considering that no one has ever entered it. Hmm? Did I not say that the Grand Pagoda is filled with a dangerous mist that not only blinds, but will also choke the life out of you?
Must have slipped my mind. Because of this viscous wall of mist, hunters cannot enter the Grand Pagoda. That's why it was so amazingly lucky to find that box of droids stashed right beside the entrance to this place. No, don't think about all those bright neon arrows that someone must have installed to catch your attention; I'm sure it was due to your great fortune that you could find the only thing that could help you continue on your journey.
Anyway, it seems that a new batch of suckers- I mean fearless hunters have just arrived at the entrance. Do remember to visit my humble trap shoppe located near the entrance when you have succeeded in obtaining whatever fabled treasures that you can find while here; I can make your droid a hundred, nay, a thousand times better when you, all my humble self ask for, delivers the battery components you find, and some of the King's lovely gold.
May your journey be safe and fruitful, and your hunts blessed by the mighty god 'Developers', whom protect you from the fearsome curse that is...'Red Box'.
*Shudder* Even the name is scary...