This is my first fanfiction ever! Sorry if there is bad grammar...
Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater! I don't!
Chapter 1 – Before the said day.
At the Death Mansion.
Elizabeth Thompson stared dully at the flowers that she had bought. Most of them were black and white – after all, this was Death city. There were a few blue roses (genetically engineered) and some reds and yellows were also among the stylish bouquet.
She then turned her head to the pretty, black, symmetrical vase that she had bought. It had taken her ages trying to find the perfect, suitable, right sized and symmetrical vase in the whole of Death City – Mostly because Liz knew that if she had taken just another ordinary glass vase Kid would throw a huge fit.
She sighed.
It's going to take a while to order them symmetrically. She thought.
It's a good thing I bought 8 of each type of flower. Or else…
Chaotic scenes of Kid measuring each flower and throwing fits were running through her head.
Oh god. I have to get this right. Why am I doing this anyway?
Oh yeah… Valentines day.
She smiled at the thought of the said day. It was tomorrow, and she didn't want to celebrate unprepared.
Suddenly, a loud noise came from the living room ["OH MY GOSH IT'S A GIRAFFE!"], and Liz snapped out of her thoughts.
Then she turned her head and saw the flowers. The vase.
She started arranging them…
Patty squealed at the sight of her beloved giraffe, Jimmy, who was currently on television.
"Hello folks! I'm back, and this time, with a brand new hat!" Jimmy's cute, high-pitched voice blared out from the television.
"I love you Jimmy!" Patty squealed once more, throwing her arms around the television set.
"Hey! Keep it down!" Kid shouted. He was sitting on his own, private symmetrical chair, head buried in a book.
Patty laughed maniacally at him and increased the volume.
"LOOK AT ME! I'M JUGGLING WITH MY HAT ON A CUTE FLUFFY TIGER CAT!"
"PATTY!" Kid screamed. "I'LL TAKE YOUR EYEBROWS AND MAKE THEM ASYMETRICAL IF YOU DON'T TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!"
Patty laughed.
"I DON'T CARE!" She screamed over the noise.
"WHAT DAY IS IT TOMORROW, JIMMY?"
"WELL, VALENTINES DAY OF COURSE!"
"Valentines day!" Patty squealed for the third time.
Kid looked up curiously.
Valentines day? What's that?
At Maka and Soul's apartment.
Maka Albarn was reading on the sofa, minding her own business, when she heard a loud thump come from the kitchen.
"Soul! Are you in the kitchen, or is it Blair?" she asked.
"Yep! I'm arranging stuff! I'm making food! Breakfast! Wait, I mean lunch!" Soul replied. "Don't worry, I've got it all under control!" He said this all in quick succession. Maka heard giggles in the kitchen.
"Soul, I would like to remind you that we've JUST FINISHED LUNCH!"
She heard him curse.
"Oh whoops! I meant dinner!"
Dinner? It's 3 o'clock! He's acting strange. Her eyes narrowed.
I wonder why.
She got off the couch and headed to the kitchen.
"Soul? What are you doing?"
She was about to open the door when Soul came out.
"Hey Maka! Nothings wrong! Want to go and play basketball with-"
Blair burst out of the kitchen in her humanoid form.
"Maka!" She enveloped Maka in a crushing hug.
"Argh you guys are so weird today- ASDGHASF-" Blair hugged her even more, causing Maka to suffocate.
What's wrong with them? They aren't supposed to behave like this- Blair never hugs me! Well, not like this, this is weird!
"WELL I NEED TO BE COOKING BREAKFAST - I MEAN DINNER!" Soul shouted.
Soul slammed the kitchen door, leaving Blair and Maka alone, in an awkward death hug.
"Blair. Gettoff me!" Blair grumbled and returned to her cat form.
Maka turned to the kitchen and opened the door.
Well… tried to open it.
"SOUL! WHY DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?"
[Let's leave it at that. Meanwhile…]
Soul cringed at the sound of his meister's loud demanding voice.
"OPEN THE D $N DOOR! OR I'LL KICK IT OPEN!"
"SOOUUL! LET ME IN!"
Soul winced at the sound of fists banging against the door.
He ignored Maka's violent cries of anger and focused on the cake.
Yes, the cake for Valentines Day.
He wasn't an expert at baking cakes, which is why he needed Blair to help. Blair, who was beautiful and stunning to the eyes of most men, borrowed several cookbooks and both of them (Soul and Blair) managed to make a passable chocolate cake. All he needed now was frosting.
He carefully wrote out:
Happy Valentines day, Maka! For being an awesome meister!
Then he carefully placed the chocolate cake into a large box and hid it in a secret cupboard (That only he and Blair knew).
"Why am I doing this?" he sighed.
"Oh yes… because cool men need to impress ladies."
He smiled to himself at the thought of Maka's surprised face when he presented his face.
"TRIPLE MAKA CHOP!"
Who knew Maka chop could be upgraded?
At Tsubaki and Black*Star's flat.
"Hey Tsubaki! What's Valentines Day?" Black*Star asked. Tsubaki, who was currently cooking, suddenly dropped the frying pan and bits of noodle fell out.
Ah… Did he find out!?
"Where did you hear that from?" she tried to hid the surprise in her voice.
"I saw it on television in Deathbucks yesterday, when I was hanging out with Soul.
And also, why are people kissing everywhere?"
Phew!
"Well, Valentines Day is when you uh… send gifts and cards to the person you love!"
"Awesome! I'll start right away!"
And off he went.
Tsubaki sighed. She finished cooking dinner and went to her room, where a small, unwrapped present lay in the middle of the floor.
Happy Valentines Day!
-Anonymous
Ten minutes later, there was a knock at the door.
Tsubaki opened it and saw the mailman.
"Uh… I have these for a certain… Black*Star?"
"Oh! He's not at home right now… I'll take them." Tsubaki smiled.
"Great! Thanks… He must have a lot of fans. I guess they couldn't wait for Valentines Day." The mailman disappeared down the hall and reappeared with a huge box.
"These are all for him! Have a great day missy." The mailman walked off, leaving Tsubaki to carry the box in by herself.
I never knew Black*Star had so many fans! How am I going to compete with them? Tsubaki though miserably.
As she carried them inside, the front door of the flat burst open once again, and Black*Star charged into the room.
"Tsubaki! Are those my Valentine messages? Gimme them! You can look at them over my shoulder."
And so he ripped the box open. Paper was everywhere.
"Here here here!" Black*Star picked one up.
From Black*Star to Black*Star:
Yer so awesome I needed to give you this!
"Wait… what?" Tsubaki read the note again. She picked up another one.
From Black*Star to Black*Star:
I love your signature! It's so awesome – Like you!
Tsubaki face palmed herself.
"Black*Star." she tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey! I'm a busy man! I have letters to reply to!"
"Black*Star. Valentines Day is tomorrow. Not today."
"Whatever!"
She picked up another letter.
From Black*Star to Black*Star:
One day, you'll become a god! I'm sure! Because you're awesomeness surpasses everyone!
"Oh dear…" Tsubaki muttered to herself.
As she went to her room she could hear Black*Star muttering things to himself.
"I love me! I'm awesome! I'm a god!"
I think I was a little mean to Black*Star... But I had to do it XD
To all Black*Star fans - I hope I don't upset you too much.
Black*Star: I'm awesome!
Tsubaki: You sure are...
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