Title: The Elsa Boys
Author: Kurokawa/Shinichiro/Niki-sama/Oreo-sama/Billie
Warnings: Boredom.
Disclaimer: No matter how much I dream at night, I still don't seem to own Xenosaga.
Chapter 1: Midnight Snack
Small footsteps could be heard isolated through the long metal halls as they sounded off all the walls with each burdened step. The pale eyes of the being peered inside a cozy room with the essence of knowledge about it. It was an all too familiar scene, yet the smells and the feelings were all different at night.
"Hey, what are you doing up so late?" Boomed a voice, seemingly breaking the peace. Hammer took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes so he could see better.
"I couldn't sleep." He said quietly as he stepped into the room, "what are you doing?"
"Nothin'." His blonde friend, Tony, replied simply as he looked back to whatever he was cooking up. Hammer shifted the blanket more over his head as he looked over Tony's shoulders. After a second, Tony's peeved eyes wandered backwards at Hammer.
"Whaat?" Hammer said in an annoyed voice himself, "that isn't nothing!" Tony looked back at the steam rising from the white heap and shook his head.
"Fine. It's food." He muttered. Hammer reached out a finger and touched it.
"Are.....your sure about that?" Hammer questioned, frightened at the thought of Tony attempting to cook food.
"You eat it, dontcha?!" Tony said angrily, swiping up the small bowl in his hands, "Now ya got geek germs all over it."
"Well excuse me." Hammer said, actually wishing he had some of the white mass to eat, "Why are you making 'it' so late at night?" Tony studied the white thing a bit more before answering.
"I was hungry." He said.
"Well so am I." Hammer's stomach growled.
"I'm not sharing." Tony said, picking up one of his utensils.
"You ungrateful..." Hammer began, but he wasn't about to pick a fight late at night...in fact, ever. Tonight must have just been one of those nights.
Hammer sat next to Tony, who partially turned sideways so that Hammer wouldn't try to take his glob. Hammer sighed deeply, wrapping his blanket around himself more.
"Hey, do you think the captain will ever get outta debt?" He said in a sort of whine. Tony fed himself a bit of the goop then coughed slightly.
"Aristotle Orassis once said, 'The secret of business is knowing something no one else does'." Tony said clearly. Hammer's face completely changed into a suprised one.
"Wow Tony, how'd you know that?" Hammer said with an interested tone in his voice.
"Someone told me to remember that once and then this ass told me I'd forget it the next day so I showed him." Tony said, stuffing another spoonful of whiteness into his mouth.
"Oh." Hammer said. He could have guessed as much, "Hey Tony, you--"
"Dude, what's with all the questions?" Tony said, finally turning towards Hammer. Hammer didn't talk for a moment then smiled.
"I have no idea! Good night!" Hammer got up and brushed himself off, even though he had nothing on him. He walked towards the door and was almost out of it then he heard a sound.
"Hey..." Hammer tuned around. Tony was bent over his bowl, "....Hammer...why doncha just....hang out with me?" Tony mumbled under his breath. Suddenly, a big smile sweeped Hammer's features.
"Hey Tony...!"
AN: Sorry if this is just boring/annoying/a waste of your time. If you didn't like it then flame me good, not stupidly. Bwanhahaha! This on;y came to be because I was so eager to write something and I couldn't get to sleep, so i wrote about them not being able to sleep. Aren't I clever *long pause* err....ciao! *hide*
Author: Kurokawa/Shinichiro/Niki-sama/Oreo-sama/Billie
Warnings: Boredom.
Disclaimer: No matter how much I dream at night, I still don't seem to own Xenosaga.
Chapter 1: Midnight Snack
Small footsteps could be heard isolated through the long metal halls as they sounded off all the walls with each burdened step. The pale eyes of the being peered inside a cozy room with the essence of knowledge about it. It was an all too familiar scene, yet the smells and the feelings were all different at night.
"Hey, what are you doing up so late?" Boomed a voice, seemingly breaking the peace. Hammer took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes so he could see better.
"I couldn't sleep." He said quietly as he stepped into the room, "what are you doing?"
"Nothin'." His blonde friend, Tony, replied simply as he looked back to whatever he was cooking up. Hammer shifted the blanket more over his head as he looked over Tony's shoulders. After a second, Tony's peeved eyes wandered backwards at Hammer.
"Whaat?" Hammer said in an annoyed voice himself, "that isn't nothing!" Tony looked back at the steam rising from the white heap and shook his head.
"Fine. It's food." He muttered. Hammer reached out a finger and touched it.
"Are.....your sure about that?" Hammer questioned, frightened at the thought of Tony attempting to cook food.
"You eat it, dontcha?!" Tony said angrily, swiping up the small bowl in his hands, "Now ya got geek germs all over it."
"Well excuse me." Hammer said, actually wishing he had some of the white mass to eat, "Why are you making 'it' so late at night?" Tony studied the white thing a bit more before answering.
"I was hungry." He said.
"Well so am I." Hammer's stomach growled.
"I'm not sharing." Tony said, picking up one of his utensils.
"You ungrateful..." Hammer began, but he wasn't about to pick a fight late at night...in fact, ever. Tonight must have just been one of those nights.
Hammer sat next to Tony, who partially turned sideways so that Hammer wouldn't try to take his glob. Hammer sighed deeply, wrapping his blanket around himself more.
"Hey, do you think the captain will ever get outta debt?" He said in a sort of whine. Tony fed himself a bit of the goop then coughed slightly.
"Aristotle Orassis once said, 'The secret of business is knowing something no one else does'." Tony said clearly. Hammer's face completely changed into a suprised one.
"Wow Tony, how'd you know that?" Hammer said with an interested tone in his voice.
"Someone told me to remember that once and then this ass told me I'd forget it the next day so I showed him." Tony said, stuffing another spoonful of whiteness into his mouth.
"Oh." Hammer said. He could have guessed as much, "Hey Tony, you--"
"Dude, what's with all the questions?" Tony said, finally turning towards Hammer. Hammer didn't talk for a moment then smiled.
"I have no idea! Good night!" Hammer got up and brushed himself off, even though he had nothing on him. He walked towards the door and was almost out of it then he heard a sound.
"Hey..." Hammer tuned around. Tony was bent over his bowl, "....Hammer...why doncha just....hang out with me?" Tony mumbled under his breath. Suddenly, a big smile sweeped Hammer's features.
"Hey Tony...!"
AN: Sorry if this is just boring/annoying/a waste of your time. If you didn't like it then flame me good, not stupidly. Bwanhahaha! This on;y came to be because I was so eager to write something and I couldn't get to sleep, so i wrote about them not being able to sleep. Aren't I clever *long pause* err....ciao! *hide*