Dave had just came back from the funeral of his older brother Dirk. He couldn't believe it, his older brother was dead. He honestly for the first time didn't know how to make things "cool" again in this particular situation. Dave sat on his bed and stared at his trunk, he didn't even want to go through it like he usually did. Dave wasn't even concerned that he could find some apple juice in his closet. Oh god, Dave thought to himself. He might actually have to talk to John in the emotional way. Eww, how infantile and not cool.
Dave sighed and went to his computer and clicked the tab to go to Pesterchum, he looked to see who was online and saw John was on. He must be playing that stupid game Sburbs, lame... thought Dave. He clicked John's username and began to pester him. John seemed to be taking a while to respond and that made Dave impatient. Very very VERY impatient. Finally He recieved a message from John and their conversation went like this...
TG: Hey bro, you there?
TG: Hello? Brobama?
EB: Sorry I am here now... What is going on...
TG:Uh... Nothing. Nevermind John.
EB: Something is wrong...
TG: No there isnt. If I had problems they would go away because I am to cool for them...
TurntechGodhead has loggedoff.
Dave sighed as he turned his computer off, he slowly walked to his bed and collapsed there. He just couldn't get over it, Dirk was so lively. But now, not so much. Dave pondered though his thoughts, maybe if he burned the stuff in Dirk's room...? No, maybe if he looked at Dirk's pesterchum he could have clos-... No, that's retarded. But going into Dirk's room would be cool, since Dirk is dead he couldn't kill Dave for going into his room. Dave smiled and walked out the door of his room.
Dave walked down the hallway and went into Dirk's room, Dave felt a little bit of happiness knowing he wouldn't be caught. Dave looked around and noticed pictures of horses, what was with those anyways? He looked around and found a few magazines, CDs, and... A My Little Pony Friendship is Magic DVD.
"Of course..." Dave said, now realizing everything. Dave climbed on Dirk's bed and jumped on it, when something seemed odd. There were none of those god-awful stuffed creatures by his bed. Dave began to worry when he saw a present addressed 'to Dave'. Dave slowly walked to the wrapped gift and unwrapped it. Inside was a piece of paper with words on it and a MLP DVD. The letter goes as follows...
Dear little brat,
Hey. So I am probably gone by now and you decided to go in my room because your a little prick. Well I want you to open my closet and see what is in there. And since I am dead I might as well tell you... You need to watch MLP, it is so freaking amazing. Live out my legacy, be cool but you know... You will never be cooler than me. Now open the damn closet Dave.
Dave swallowed loudly, he didn't know if he should or not. Well if it was Dirk's dying wish... NO! Dave was to cool for this. Just as Dave was about to leave the room he looked at the door of Dirk's closet. HE NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT. He slowly walked to the closet and his hand shakily reached out to the knob of the door. Dave stopped and took an extremly deep breath before opoening it.
All the puppets that were by Dirk's bed fell onto Dave and Dave screamed loudly. Dirk played Dave for a fool, and got away with it!
"I hope you are laughing in hell!" Dave shouted. Then he felt bad and shouted "I didn't mean it. Because I am cool and stuff."
I guess he got the closure he needed