Poor 2 Rich

Hello People! Diz iz ZELDALIFEDAB here. Please don't look at my other stories (They suck, deleting them soon) So yeah. At first I just wanted to write something and upload it but now I'm gettin' the hang of things. Lets just say this. This is my first fic. Kay?

Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Tank U. (Who shares the hype of the Nintendo Switch and Breadth of the wild? AGHHH IS SU CLOSE!)

Chapter One: Me in Ordonia

I heard the sound of my annoying alarm clock. It was two years ago that I bought this clock, and the sound was distorted.

Bad thing I don't have any rupees on me.

It was all better I recall, When Rusl worked in Castle Town. He used to take me to look at the big houses, and told me: "One day Link, one day, one of these houses will be yours."

Man. I miss him so much.

I rise from my bed, uneager to start my day. Only thing I looked forward to, was school. Sure, It wasn't that nice, but it did teach me somethin'. After school all I did was work in the ranch only to get paid the lowest salary. Well, I probably get the highest salary of Ordon village without counting on Lims salary.

Yes folks. He's my boss.

And believe me, he's not a good one. All he does is babble about his stupid goats not obeying him.

Then, he tells me to call Epona in order to get the goats back inside.

I walk to the ladder that leads to my livin' room. Or, should I say kitchen? I honestly don't know.

The ol' treehouse has three sections. On the top, Is my bed. The ladder then goes down into a second section, where I have a small desk and some bookshelves. As you progress through the ladder, you find yourself with the living room. Or kitchen? Whatever. You find the Livin' Kitchen Room.

Before I can even reach for the door I hear a loud scream. "Link! Come on the the ranch!"

Well as I told you before, he is not such a good boss."I'll be right there Lim!" I call out in a much softer voice.

I step out the door, just to see his beautiful face laughing.

Uhh, Sarcasm Guys!

"Hey Lim!" I say with false enthusiasm. He looks at me blankly. "Ready to have a good ol' time with the goats?" He asks. Well if this guy thinks I like this, then he is totally wrong. "I'm going to have a "time" I say "But probably not a good one" He stares at me, like if I had some weird disease.

"I'm sorry to hear that" he sais. "But work is work" He moves his arm, pointing at Epona.

"Get workin' Link"

I walk to Epona. My uncle had won her in a raffle back when I was four, and he swore to give her to me when I was ten. He said that Epona was the descendant of the horse of the legendary hero himself.

But who believes those tales.

"Epona! My girl" I say. I don't know why, but I feel that she is smilin' at me. But obviously, horses cannot smile. I start petting her in the back of her neck. "Ready Girl?" I ask. I grab her back, and hop onto her.

The trail of the village is actually very simple. Into the back of my treehouse, there is faron woods. If you go into the path in front of my treehouse, it leads to the main village.

As Epona and I were crossin' through the village, a soft female voice introduced us to hell.

Well, at least me.

"Hey link! Lookin' finely good! Calls Ilia.

Okay. She has a extra big crush on me. Shes asked me out more than three times, tried to kiss me four times, and is always flirtin' with me. S

Still, I try to be nice to her.

"Hey, Ilia!" I respond. She stares at me for a few seconds, then shakes her head. "Sooo…" She said. "Wanna come with me to the 10-Rupee Cinema?"

Way to start my day