Jeff took out a piece of paper from his trench coat, unfolded it and stared at it with amusement. Then he carefully put it back in his pocket and looked around cautiously before he stepped into the old telephone booth. He made sure the door was shut before he picked up the phone and whispered something.
And in a second he was gone.
X
"420. I didn't think you were coming, we've been waiting for you for over an hour" Abed said as he ushered Jeff into the large dome.
"Yeah, I wasn't going to come. I've already told Pelton that I'm NOT doing this project, I just came here to humor him."
Abed nodded. "But if you don't do this you won't get promoted. If you don't get promoted it means you won't get the huge exotic mansion, the car that can be compared with the batmobile, or any of the hot girls you desire"
"I don't need any of that to get the "hot girls I desire", I can get anyone I want, have you seen me Abed?"
"Its 007 7"
"Okayy, have you seen me 0077?"
"Not 0077, 007 *pause* 7"
"Ugh, Abed, we can use our real names now, no one else is around." Jeff said irritated, "the point is, I can get any girl I want, I have the looks, the charm the brains, I have everything, EVERY girl wants me" he boasted
"What about 13?"
"Except for her" Jeff said, deflated.
X
"Jeffrey!" Craig Pelton exclaimed, excitedly "I knew you'd come, even though all your colleagues had lost their faith in you, I always believed in you"
"Well, don't get too excited, I told you I'm not going anywhere"
"But its an exotic, amazing island. Everyone is fighting to take your place"
"Then give it to them"
"But you're the only one who can do this"
'Abed can too"
"007..." Abed interjected
Jeff sighed "I know, sorry, 007.7 can do this"
"He's going too! We need a strong team Jeffrey, please do this? Pretty pleaseeeee? Pelton asked, fluttering his eyelashes.
Jeff hesitated "ummmm...NO!"
"What if I give you the mansion"
"No"
"And the car?"
"No" Jeff said, getting ready to leave
"13 is going" Pelton said hopefully.
Jeff paused, "I'm in."
X
Jeff and Abed put down their luggage and looked at the 2 fancy jets in front of them.
"Why are there 2 jets" Jeff asked
"We're splitting up, one jet is going to stop over at Romania first, that jet will reach the island a week after the other one"
"So, who'll be on that jet?" Jeff asked nervously.
"I don't know, Pelton hasn't divided us yet, could be you and me"
Jeff winced. 'No', he thought, 'it HAS to be 13 and me'.
Just then Pelton came in looking disappointed, "Well, I have some bad news"
'Oh no, oh no, oh no' Jeff thought
"I can't come with you, I have to stay back to overlook some stoooopid work regarding nuclear weapons or something" Jeff let out a sigh of relief.
"I don't even understand any of this I don't know why I have to..." Pelton whined miserably.
"Aren't we running late" Abed interrupted.
Pelton looked at his watch "Oh God! Yes! 86? 86 come in?"
"I'm right here" Troy said cheerfully.
"Okay, good, so you and, wait where is the list, let me see your partner is..."
Jeff took in a deep breath.
"007.7!" Okay both of you, in the 1st jet, Abed you know what to do, you will meet 888 there, she has a package for us and she will go to the island with you" he said gesturing at Troy and Abed.
They did a weird handshake that Jeff found very amusing before they got into the jet.
"So where do I have to go" he heard a woman say from behind
Jeff smirked.
"I guess that leaves you and me" Jeff said smugly, looking at the blonde woman.
"Uh, not so fast Jeffrey, 13 is going with them too, 888 is HER partner"
"WHAT?" Jeff asked, furious. Britta grinned.
"So I'm going ALONE?"
"No, of course not, I would've let all of you go together but someone needs to convince 666..."
"666? Pierce? PIERCE IS MY PARTNER?" Jeff said angrier than ever now.
"No, no, will you calm down? Your partner is 29. Where is she, i told her to be here at 8, oh she must be…THERE you are!" Pelton said looking at the shy brunette standing behind Britta.
"Jeff, this is Annie, everyone here has met her already, but you were probably busy..."
"I've met Annie" Jeff cut him off and then whispered "But you said Britta was my partner'
"Oh no, I never said that, I just said she'll be going too, and she IS, you can live for a week without her", he looked over at Britta who was still grinning, "Britta, get in quickly, don't want you guys to be late, have a safe trip!"
Britta said goodbye to Pelton and Annie and then smirked at Jeff before getting into the jet " Have fun Jeff! I'm sure you'll have a great week" Jeff groaned.
"Oh God I have a meeting to attend, I need to run", he moved closer to Jeff, "Goodbye hug?" Jeff scowled at him, "Okay, no hug. Bye Jeff, bye Annie, don't have too much fun without me" he said as he patted Jeff's chest and ran back into the dome.
Jeff turned to Annie who beamed at him. "This is going to be SO much fun, I know we have a LOT of work to do, undercover work so I've made us these cool fake identities, with Abed's help of course and we can rehearse in the plane, they're really detailed you'll LOVE them!" she exclaimed enthusiastically!
"Oh God" Jeff muttered before he followed Annie into the plane.