Mel, Gemma, Jaz, Remus, Sirius and James are in hogsmeade.
Mel: There has been an opening in the time sequence causing us to fall through a black hole landing here.
Everyone stares at Mel thinking shes usually thick
Mel: We've gone back in time……
Gemma: Okay that was rather smart
Remus: hi i'm Remus who are you lot
Mel: i'm Mel this is Gemma and Jaz at skool we are known as the…. Well we are known as the weirdo's but watevs
James: Hi i'm James and this is Sirius
Everyone says hi to each other
Jazz: K we all know each other
Remus: actually we only know each others names we don't actually know….
Sirius: Dude shut up Gemma is well fit!!
James: Yh nd I wouldn't mind staying with Jaz for a bit *winks*
Remus: well looks are not every thing
James: but they are pretty important
Remus: hey u lot wat skool du u go 2
Mel: We go 2 Peele
Sirius: Neva heard of it, we go 2 Hogwarts
Mel: OMFG they go 2 Hogwarts
Gemma: well done Melanie, kwl
Mel is randomly humming harry potter theme tune
James: God shes thick
Remus: you're always soooo mean hey u lot wanna go 2 Hogwarts wit us for a bit Dumbledore won't mind
Gem: awesome
At Hogwarts in Gryffindor common room
Mel: wow this place is so magical
Sirius: shut up Mel
Remus: leave her alone
Jaz: just cuz u fancy her
Mel: Who does he fancy?
Gemma: U
James: I like Jaz *kisses Jaz*
Sirius: I prefer Gemma
Gemma: kwl cuz I like it doggy style
Evry1 except Mel laffs
Mel: I don't get it
Gemma: he is an animagus
Mel: an aniwatwat
Gemma: animagus it means he can change into an animal in his case a dog * kisses Sirius*
Remus: sooooooooooooo……………
Mel: Wat
Remus: wat du u du at skool
Mel: u mean GCSE courses?
Remus: wat are they?
Mel: they are like NEWTS
Remus: ooooohhhhh, Yh wat GCSE course du u du
Mel: well we have 2 du English, maths, science but I also du child development, religious studies and a BTEC performing arts, Y du u ask
Remus: well they are all kissing, I thought id make a conversation
Snape enters
Snape: eeeeewwwwww u lot stop kissing
James: if you got a girl friend you wouldn't be this grossed out by it
Mel: y du u bully him
Sirius: cuz it's funny
Remus: Y are u in the Gryffindor common room
Snape: I heard you've got some new people here
Mel: who
Snape: u, hi my name is Severus
Mel: i'm Mel
In potions
Mel is stuck next to Snape nd Remus
Snape: u aright Mel
Remus: y are u nice 2 her but a bit of a twonk to us
Snape: cuz Mel is hot
He pounces on Mel and pins her to the floor and kisses her
Slughorn: Excuse me Severus and the newbie at the back
Mel looks around comically and then points to herself
Mel: i'm watts, Melanie watts
Snape: nice intro *kisses her oblivious to the fact that she is trying to pull away*
Slughorn: Mel stop kissing Severus
Remus: Yh stop it
Mel: u wouldn't complain
Remus: true *they kiss*
Slughorn: wat did I just say
Mel: u said stop kissing Snape u said nothing about Remus
James: y r u kissing every1
Mel: actually Snape kissed me *Mel shivers* and Remus is just irresistible
Next lesson
Mel: i'm tired
Gemma: just sleep there
Jaz: Yh like in your physics resit
Snape: sir Mels going to sleep
Mel: oil F*** off let me sleep
Teacher: Mel language
Mel: sir English
James, Sirius, jaz and Gemma laffs
Remus: your soooo funny I love you
Mel: I love you too
THE END