A/N.im going to write a 1 shot now. At the current time, I don't know NEthing about the following story!
Doesn't that make u feel safe?
Enjoy!
"That is it."
"But…u can't!"
"Yes, I can. And I will."
"…"
"Now feel free to leave. The door is open."
"Lily, the door is always open."
"!!"
"OW!! That hurt Lily-Flower!!"
"It was meant to Potter! Now GET OUT!"
"Miss Evans! I would never think YOU would shout in the library. But it is unacceptable. Leave."
"But Madame Pince, it was Pot-"
"NO excuses. Out Miss Evans!"
"…."
"Lily, why are you growling? It's scary….and it reminds me of Sirius…which is even scarier! AHHHHHH!!"
"James, why are you still following me?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Weeeeeellllll, you still haven't said yes."
"I NEVER WILL!"
"Then I will keep following you."
"Try!"
"I will. AND I will be VICTORIUS!! Mwa hahahahahahaahahahah!!"
"Uh-huh."
"……your lack of confidence in my plans is discomforting."
"It's not MEANT to be comforting."
"OH! YOU'VE WOUNDED ME!"
"GET A LIFE Potter!"
"LILY! How are you? Kicking the life out of my best friend again are we?"
"YES!"
"…"
"Thank you Black."
"You're Welcome!"
"You know Sirius, I wouldn't HAVE to if he minded his own business."
"Now Lily, you know he can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Er…um. Never mind. I said nothing."
"BLACK!"
"Oh, really it's nothing."
"…."
"EEEEK! Bye Lily-kins!"
"I HATE YOU BLACK!!"
"…"
"Don't worry about me, I'm rather comfortable down here on the floor."
"Well if you're so comfortable, I'll leave you here."
"!"
"Toodles!"
"Lily! You can't! You wouldn't….would you!"
"I'M ALREADY DOWN THE HALL POTTER!!"
"WHAT? LILY COME BACK!!"
"……"
"OW!"
"Huh?"
"Hi"
"Oh….why are you on the floor Prongs?"
"Lily."
"Ah."
"AND she tied you up?"
"No, actually, that was Paddy."
"…."
"Yes, It's very amusing at my expense, now can you PLEASE untie me?"
"Hmmmmm, you know…."
"yes…."
"Sirius IS you're best friend…."
"Yes?"
"And if he didn't see fit for you to be free to wreak havoc upon the Earth, I'm going to assume he knows best."
"REMUS! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD ONE!! GET BACK HERE!!"
"damn. And I really thought he'd let me free….maybe if I just twist like…."
"AHHHH! LOOK OUT!!"
"Wha…."
"JAMES?"
"OW!"
"OW!"
"Potter, WHY did you crash into me?"
"Well, Lils, see, I was rolling down the stairs and,"
"Why were you rolling down the stairs again?"
"Because of the predicament YOU left me in!"
"I? That I left you in? Remus and Sirius left you as well, which reminds me…"
"What?"
"Ah-HAH! Black! Just WHAT did you mean?"
"EEEK! LILY! Ah…erm….uh…."
"Black. Spill."
"I can't"
"Why?"
"James put a hex on me that would occur on the event that I or anyone that I had, in some way, told this secret to, told you, or as such revealed said secret."
"…."
"What?"
"Well, that just sounds so……rehearsed."
"Yup! I know! I memorized it!"
"…..Oh, KAY….."
"…."
"James what are doing?"
"Nothing."
"Rubbing against my leg is NOT nothing, especially when said leg has a foot that can and will kick you."
"Oh. Good point. Sidling away now."
"Sirius, you have two seconds. Now."
"But, I…"
"I am the one who knows more spells, hexes, jinxes, charms and curses! And if you would not like to be at the receiving end of this wand, YOU. WILL. TELL."
"James, can I tell?"
"…sure Sirius, since your life is in Jeopardy."
"Well you see Lily-kins,"
"MISS EVANS! MR POTTER! MR BLACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS? GET BACK! NOW! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! NO! SEVENTY-FIVE! AS WELL AS DETENTION! MY OFFICE! AFTER DINNER! GO!"
"Going Proffesor!"
"Sorry ma'am"
"PROFFESOR! You CAN'T!"
"Oh YES I CAN JAMES POTTER! I have NEVER had to take away SEVENTY-FIVE points from MY OWN House before, but I CAN do it again! SCAT!"
"Yessir."
"Potter, this is not you're first offense, and it probably wont be your last. After what happened this morning, you're LUCKY I'm only taking twenty-five."
"Seventy-five."
"twenty-five each."
"…."
"Now go Potter before I take more!"
"Yes SIR! Going SIR!"
"….."
"……."
"Prongs, you are so dead!"
"why?"
"Lily."
"oh. Damn. She's never had points taken off before has she?
"No. or if she has, no one knows about it."
"I am so dead….You'll come to my funeral right?"
"'Course buddy. I'll stand by your side, filled with hope and filled with"
"Mr.s Potter and Black, thank you for coming to class, as late as it is. Miss Evans has already told us of you're helping that first year stuck in the stairs. And guiding him to class too! Oh, Take forty pointy each! Sit down now!"
A/N I know that the top, I said it'd be a one-shot, but, should I continue it?
Review please!
Woot-ness!!
M out!