Amy- Shadow, what are you doing?
Shadow- *blows smoke* I'm smoking
Amy- Since when?
Shadow- *blows again* Since I felt like it
Amy- Whatever *leaves*
Knuckles- Hi, Shadow
Shadow- What's *smokes* up *smokes* Knuck *smokes* cles?
Knuckles- Shadow, that's not how you smoke…. *takes out cigarette in a dramatic way* THIS IS HOW YOU SMOKE! *leans against wall and smokes* You have to be Kool! K-O-O-L!
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Now this is the real story
Sonic- *drinking coffee* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Amy- Sonic, get back here *stops and pants* Man, I couldn't catch him…
Shadow- Why'd you give him coffee?
Amy- I didn't GIVE it to him… he stole it… *2 seconds later* SHADOW, YOU'RE NOT SMOKING!
SHOCK!
Shadow- I'm trying to quit
Cream- Why'd you start? *smokes*
Shadow- I was… depressed…
Amy- o_o CREAM, YOU'RE SMOKING!
MORE SHOCK!
Amy- Shadow!
Shadow- O_O I didn't give it to her, I swear!
Amy- U-_- Probably Knuckles…
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Priest- Um… you may now kiss the rock… O_o
Knuckles- *wearing a bow tie* Finally =)
Master Emerald- *wearing a wedding dress* …………
Amy- KNUCKLES!
Knuckles- o_O AMY?! *throws bow tie off and leans against master emerald, trying to looking cool* Hey, Amy…. What's up? U^_^
Amy- WHY'D YOU GIVE CREAM CIGARETTES?! *lifts up Knuckles*
Knuckles- I DIDN'T DO IT, AMY! .
Amy- *puts him down* But if you didn't do it… then who did?
Sonic- *talking in gangster/country voice* I did
Cream- *comes running* CHEESE, GET HIM! *throws a piece of cheese*
Amy- A piece of cheese…?
Cream- I lost the other Cheese… *cries*
Big- Hey guys
Big's stomach- CHAO CHAO!
Cream- O_O CHEESE!
Big- Huh?
Cream- YOU ATE MY CHAO!
Big- I'm sorrey! I thought it was a piece of jello…
Cream- I'M TELLING, AMY!
Big- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts running* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *trips and falls* OOOOoooo….
Amy- Hi-ya!
Big- AH! O_O
Cheese- *pops out of Big's stomach* Chao!
Cream- Cheese!
Chao- *starts smoking*
Cheese- Cheese, you smoke too?!
Cheese- Chao. *cough* Chao *cough*
Cream- *smokes* Let's go home *they walk home*
Amy- UGH! IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO DOESN'T SMOKE?!
Sonic- *smoking*
Knuckles- *smoking*
Silver- *smoking*
Shadow- *smoking* Sorry… I can't stop
Blaze- *smoking* It makes me cooler
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Silver- hi, Blaze!
Blaze- Yo Silver, give me some dab!
DAB!
Silver- Hey Blaze, I think I've found the Iblis trigger! Let me show you!
*goes to a store*
Silver- There it is!
They see a gun on the wall with the name Iblis on it. *the gun has a trigger*
Blaze- Silver, THAT'S a g-
Silver- I have you now! *uses psychic powers to destroy gun* I DID IT! I DESTOYED THE IBLIS TRIGGER! Now our world is in piece…
Blaze- THE ONLY PIECE YOU BROUGHT IS ONE LESS GUN IN THE WORLD!
Silver- Gun…?
Blaze- The thing you broke was a gun!
Silver- Oh… what you didn't know is… I'm a little bit naïve…
Blaze- Silver, you'd have to be DUMB if you didn't already know that!
Knuckles- Silver, you're naïve?! O_O
Blaze- *sighs* Example A
Cream- Silver, you're naïve?!
Blaze- Um… example B
Big- Silver, you're naïve?!
Blaze- Example C! And what happened to your face?!
Big- *deformed face* Well, Amy smashed my face when she attacked me for eating cream's chao… But when she landing on me my stomach bounced her off. THANK GOD I'm fat
Knuckles,Cream, and Silver- BIG, YOU'RE FAT?!
Blaze- Oh…my…gosh…!
Big- Come ON! Even I'm not that stupid!
Cream- Mr. Fatty, it's not nice to call people dumb!
Big- Wait! *sees froggy* Froggy!
Froggy- You know what… I'm tired of this!
Big- *gasp* Froggy, you speak?
Froggy- Yes I speak! And I'm tired of being your toilet paper when you run out! So, I'm LEAVING! *hops out*
Big- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued!